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28 Days Later

28 Days Later
This list was started on 17th January 2010 by gagster
There are 28 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th February 2015

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Lying helpless, in a coma, in a hospital bed is actually a pretty good way to stay safe from zombies.
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    Posted, 17th January 2010
    by gagster
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    Having your female companions kidnapped by military men can turn any unassuming male into a Rambo machete hacking killing machine.
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      Posted, 30th January 2010
      by dudeofdixie
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      If they're not zombies, they're probably rapists.
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      Posted, 17th January 2010
      by gagster
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      Christmas lights are a sure sign of life.
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        Posted, 17th January 2010
        by gagster
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        Go ahead and drive into that tunnel! The five minutes it will save you over an alternate route is well worth taking the chance that you'll get trapped in there.
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          Posted, 17th January 2010
          by gagster
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          A 3 hour journey from London to just outside of Manchester on deserted roads still requires you to stop and camp overnight, regardless of how desperate you are to reach the "safe location" and what time of day you leave at.
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            Posted, 20th August 2010
            by njackson84
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            Don't call them zombies! - After all, a technicality about whether they're dead or not is more important than accurately describing their behavior.
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              Posted, 17th January 2010
              by gagster
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              When in doubt, kill 'em anyways!
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                Posted, 19th January 2010
                by TiffYG2133
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                The infested can't swim, so islands are either perfect breeding grounds or safe havens. Great Britain wasn't so lucky.
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                  Posted, 30th January 2010
                  by dudeofdixie
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                  Zombies did what Hitler couldn't in 28 days.
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                    Posted, 10th September 2010
                    by Monkey Overlord
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                    If you're developing a secret virus that causes all animals, including humans, to turn into flesh-eating, rabid, cannibalistic monsters in a matter of minutes, said virus doesn't need to be properly secured in its testing facility by the army. It should also never be tested in a laboratory in an isolated area or a secluded island for that matter. Having zero security that a bunch of students can break through with relative ease in a building in the center of one of the 21st most populated cities in the world is the safest bet not to have it be released into the public.
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                      Posted, 15th March 2013
                      by oreolvrs
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                      Handheld weapons are best. Blood splatter from zombies can infect you, so using guns would just be unfair.
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                        Posted, 17th January 2010
                        by gagster
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                        It never rains when you need it.
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                          Posted, 17th January 2010
                          by gagster
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                          In the midst of a zombie epidemic, where the infected turn violent within seconds, people will still have plenty of time to post notices about their missing loved ones.
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                            Posted, 17th January 2010
                            by gagster
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                            After a zombie infestation, England will basically look the same as pre-masscre.
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                              Posted, 10th September 2010
                              by Monkey Overlord
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                              During a zombie infestation, civilians are raped and/or murdered depending on gender.
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                                Posted, 4th November 2011
                                by bourbonphantom
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                                When your parents are going to commit suicide you mom will wear a really hot pair of silk panties.
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                                  Posted, 9th June 2012
                                  by john2012
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                                  When you haven't eaten at all soda will be your savior if you climb stairs to run away from zombies.
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                                    Posted, 3rd December 2012
                                    by Dazs
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                                    All men, including soldiers in a warzone or zombie apocalypse, can't go one month without sex.
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                                      Posted, 15th March 2013
                                      by oreolvrs
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                                      The only way you can become a brave man is to know your girlfriend prolly get's raped...
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                                        Posted, 5th July 2010
                                        by blogger de niro
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                                        Shit, movies lied to me. Does fuckers run, and fast too!
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                                          Posted, 10th September 2010
                                          by Monkey Overlord
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                                          S.A.S is supposed to be the most bad ass spec ops. Well where the fuck did they all go?
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                                            Posted, 10th September 2010
                                            by Monkey Overlord
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                                            One drop of zombie blood in your eye will infect you but nobody thinks to wear protective goggles.
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                                              Posted, 27th November 2010
                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                              But we don't have any cheeseburgers.
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                                                Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                by Dazs
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                                                Jim doesn't like talking to Frank about wine.
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                                                  Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                  by Dazs
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                                                  Horses > Zombies
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                                                    Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                    by Dazs
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                                                    Never trust the army.
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                                                      Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                      by Dazs
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                                                      A soldier radios in 'I repeat'. In UK signals, 'repeat' is reserved for artillery fire. He should've said 'I say again'.
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                                                        Posted, 15th February 2015
                                                        by zikzak393
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