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Howl's Moving Castle

Howl's Moving Castle
This list was started on 7th January 2010 by Anon
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th September 2012

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You don't mess with Howl's hair dye.
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    Posted, 7th January 2010
    by Anon
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    When depressed, magicians tend to ooze...
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    • 5th June 2010 by Mariabfoxy
      Stop torturing us with your patetic posts. Maybe you need a redbull
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    Posted, 13th January 2010
    by TiffYG2133
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    It's easy to befriend your least favourite vegetable.
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      Posted, 7th January 2010
      by Anon
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      She likes his spark.
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        Posted, 7th January 2010
        by Anon
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        When you want to talk to someone, remove a box from the wall of boxes and stick your head through the hole instead of walking to the door three steps away.
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        • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
          And the ones above the hole won't even come down.
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        Posted, 7th January 2010
        by Anon
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        The only thing cuter than a six year-old is a six year-old with a beard.
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          Posted, 13th January 2010
          by Anon
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          Old people are as hard to control as little children.
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            Posted, 7th January 2010
            by Anon
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            Send the old lady to fend for herself in the cruel world with a war going on while you moan like a three year-old emo in the comfort of your home.
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              Posted, 11th January 2010
              by Anon
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              Trust the magic dog. That's right. Trust it.
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                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                by PhoenixFox
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                If you shove fire in someone's chest, it obviously won't hurt.
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                  Posted, 15th July 2010
                  by roxee
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                  Fire demons like to eat eggshells.
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                    Posted, 24th February 2012
                    by LadyGrizz
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                    Old people like scenery.
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                      Posted, 7th January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      Climbing stairs gives you extra chins.
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                      • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
                        More chins than a chinese phone book! ....yes. I went there.
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                      Posted, 7th January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      14
                      Moustaches scare people.
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                        Posted, 7th January 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Trust the talking fire. That's right. Trust it.
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                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                          by PhoenixFox
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                          Old ladies with brooms are scary.
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                            Posted, 6th February 2010
                            by Rosette17
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                            A playboy wizard and the fire in his grate have a special secret bond between them.
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                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                              by Anon
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                              The king is never stupefied to see his doppelganger standing nonchalantly upon entering a room in his castle.
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                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                by Anon
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                                19
                                A stalker scarecrow is not creepy if it helps you every now and then.
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                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  If you are a gorgeous wizard's significant other,chances are that the scarecrow stalking you is just a Prince under a curse,who is in love with you.
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                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    Fire demons will double-cross you, unless of course you're Sophie, that is. Then they'll love you forever for freeing them in the end.
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                                      Posted, 8th April 2010
                                      by Ally Kat
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                                      Blonde hair is the only defining factor when it comes to beauty.
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                                        Posted, 27th July 2011
                                        by Anon
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                                        When Howl's hair goes from blonde to orange, he throws a tantrum. When it goes from orange to magenta to black, he doesn't mind at all. He'll even keep it black for the rest of the movie.
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                                          Posted, 23rd March 2012
                                          by LadyGrizz
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                                          They're gonna eat while you do all the work.
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                                            Posted, 29th September 2012
                                            by NomIsNom
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                                            Master Howl hardly eats anything.
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                                              Posted, 29th September 2012
                                              by NomIsNom
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                                              Markl hates potatoes... Markl hates fish...
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                                                Posted, 29th September 2012
                                                by NomIsNom
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