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The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises
This list was started on 23rd July 2012 by agentdc7
There are 134 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th August 2014

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You can tell that Bruce Wayne is Batman if you're an orphan who's seen him smile.
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    Posted, 25th July 2012
    by JoeKerr
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    Do you prefer exile? Or death....by exile?
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    • 14th September 2013 by Holla
      yup that's as ridiculous as topping fried rice with fried rice
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    Posted, 23rd July 2012
    by agentdc7
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    When thousands of cops are trapped underground for 3 months, they don't accumulate dirt or facial hair.
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    • 26th November 2012 by Alaurien
      and daylight is not a big deal
    • 2nd November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
      They were getting supplies that included razors and soaps.
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    Posted, 23rd July 2012
    by Rettice
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    Bruce Wayne got his hairdresser along with him in the well.
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      Posted, 24th July 2012
      by qwkslvr
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      Firing automatic weapons at a charging group of men will only kill a small handful of them.
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        Posted, 23rd July 2012
        by agentdc7
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        Little girls that are physically strong enough to impossibly climb out of a giant well grow up to be women that display no athleticism whatsoever.
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          Posted, 23rd July 2012
          by agentdc7
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          Trusting a known cat burglar who trips you over as a cripple, steals your dead mother's pearls, sells your fingerprints to bring about your downfall and is responsible for the beating of your life and a broken back is ill-advised.
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          • 15th September 2012 by KungFuMasterLarry
            Don't forget stole his car. And Anne Hathaway ain't even that hot. Cute for sure, but nothing to trip over (no pun intended).
          • 23rd July 2012 by RoC77
            Unless she looked like Anne Hathaway
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          Posted, 23rd July 2012
          by Rettice
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          All foreign nightmarish hell holes birthing evil villains have cable television.
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          • 16th August 2012 by Movie Genius
            Due to the sarcasm, you have failed to mention that there is no internet down there.
          • 3rd August 2012 by qwkslvr
            Unfortunately, no HD though.
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          Posted, 31st July 2012
          by NickyCams
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          When you take 3 questionable masked men onto a plane, don't bother taking off their masks to see if there's anything suspicious, like if one of them was carrying something dangerous or maybe if one of them is actually Bane.
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            Posted, 23rd July 2012
            by agentdc7
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            Judge Crane isn't a very fair judge.
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              Posted, 23rd July 2012
              by agentdc7
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              Batman's the latest to join in on the "superhero-must-create-a-fire-in-the-shape-of-his-logo" trend.
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                Posted, 24th July 2012
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                If a military truck falls 20 feet, you will die if you're in the driver's seat. However, you will be perfectly okay if you're rolling around in the back cargo with a large fusion core.
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                  Posted, 25th July 2012
                  by agentdc7
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                  When Bane drops you into his hell hole, he will be sure to leave you with a nice old man and a doctor who doesn't speak English...until he does.
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                    Posted, 30th July 2012
                    by FlyingJ
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                    A prison with access to television, medical assistance and an exit is the worst hell on earth.
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                      Posted, 12th August 2012
                      by Joeduncan
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                      There is only one café in Florence.
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                        Posted, 12th August 2012
                        by Joeduncan
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                        The thousands of police officers descending into the tunnels carrying assault rifles, shotguns, explosives, and ballistic armor emerge with a handful of pistols, no armor, and pristine uniforms, primed and ready to ignore their urban focused training, shun cover and tactics, form into tightly bunched lines in front of enemies with automatic weapons and tanks and march stoicly forward into a rain of bullets, and end up losing approximately 5 men.
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                        • 18th April 2013 by randy
                          The dumbest scene in this movie, indeed.
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                        Posted, 14th August 2012
                        by Swampstealer
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                        I still can't understand Bane sometimes.
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                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          I also wonder why someone would shoot a man before throwing them out of a plane.
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                          • 14th September 2013 by Holla
                            hmmm to make it foolproof if he end up surviving a fall from 30000 ft
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                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          When fighting someone who needs to breathe in a special gas mask to function normally, concentrate on hitting his armor vest.
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                          • 14th September 2013 by Holla
                            well i wud be too easy then
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                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                          by agentdc7
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                          At no point does anyone with a working firearm in the general vicinity of Bane attempt to shoot him to save many months of Gotham's oppression. Even when Bane leads the charge against a gigantic sea of policemen, it never occurs to ANYONE.
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                            Posted, 23rd July 2012
                            by Rettice
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                            A highfalutin' mask will make a formerly deeply voiced muscled brute sound like a gay English aristocrat with wind problems.
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                              Posted, 23rd July 2012
                              by Rettice
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                              Batman finally knows what it feels like.
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                              • 26th July 2012 by JoeKerr
                                That line was probably lifted from 'Kingdom Come'. Batman says that after Superman disappears on him.
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                              Posted, 23rd July 2012
                              by Rettice
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                              How do you make the impossible leap? No fear, no rope, and no running jump start.
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                                Posted, 25th July 2012
                                by agentdc7
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                                Break into the New York Stock Exchange Floor to steal money instead of, say, doing it from home.
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                                  Posted, 26th July 2012
                                  by broham
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                                  The valet will give you the car of a famous single billionaire if you're a hot girl. Just tell him you're his wife.
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                                  • 12th August 2012 by agentdc7
                                    I think she stole his ticket too.
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                                  Posted, 26th July 2012
                                  by JoeKerr
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                                  Batman f***'s Miranda. Later, Miranda f***'s Batman.
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                                    Posted, 29th July 2012
                                    by Redshirt1
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                                    Batman needed to be told by his prisoner care-taker that Bane's mask was his weakness..
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                                      Posted, 1st August 2012
                                      by Maximus
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                                      Making a touchdown could save your life, literally.
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                                        Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Young children can sometimes look like boys or girls.
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                                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Yes, Batman. Disappearing without saying goodbye feels weird.
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                                            Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            EMP devices are extremely handy weapons against vehicles, paparazzi, and reporters.
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                                            • 13th August 2012 by Joeduncan
                                              But not the initiated.
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                                            Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            What will break first? Batman's spirit or body? His back.
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                                              Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Transferring a tiny bit of blood to a rotting corpse is sufficient for faking someone's death.
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                                                Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Broken backs are easy to fix, even in hell holes with no equipment.
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                                                • 1st September 2012 by agentdc7
                                                  What are you talking about?
                                                • 1st September 2012 by jacob
                                                  actually alfred said it was in italy and he even said what it's called or where it is.
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                                                Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Cops living underground with only bare necessities for 3 months will keep their uniforms clean and have no trouble readjusting to sunlight.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  When you need to escape Gotham's finest there will always be a ramp nearby.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                    by Rettice
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                                                    A middle aged, and up until recently, bed-ridden human moustache is the perfect person to attempt the disarming of a nuclear bomb in the back of a fast moving truck.
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                                                      Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                      by Rettice
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                                                      Next time someone climbs out of a well/prison is there any chance he could drop a rope for the others?
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                                                      • 19th December 2012 by agentdc7
                                                        Bruce definitely drops a rope down for them after viewing it again.
                                                      • 25th July 2012 by agentdc7
                                                        I distinctly remember Bruce tossing some rope down before he runs off. Very quick scene though.
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                                                      Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                      by rogerflaps
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                                                      Batman doesn't bother to pack his toys when fighting with a guy twice his size.
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                                                      • 24th July 2012 by agentdc7
                                                        In the words of TAS Bane "Toys? You try to fight me with pathetic little toys?"
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                                                      Posted, 24th July 2012
                                                      by qwkslvr
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                                                      Apparently, a six mile blast radius does not matter so much as long as the bomb is over the bay.
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                                                        Posted, 27th July 2012
                                                        by SkyeSilverwing
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                                                        If you won't let Catwoman keep your pearl necklace then she'll take your Lamborghini instead.
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                                                          Posted, 28th July 2012
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Sometimes you'll go to great lengths to protect the reputation of a man who was about two seconds away from shooting your son in the face.
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                                                            Posted, 30th July 2012
                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                            Dropping a nuclear bomb in the ocean won't cause a tsunami
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                                                            • 9th August 2012 by SkyeSilverwing
                                                              It wasn't even the ocean, he just flew it out over the Bay.
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                                                            Posted, 30th July 2012
                                                            by broham
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                                                            If you now have a cybernetic knee brace that can kick through brick, don't bother using it against Bane.
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                                                              Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              There's nothing suspicious about an attack on the stock exchange and Wayne suddenly making a bunch of bad stock decisions at the same time.
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                                                                Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                If you're Batman and random bats fly out of a hole while you're trying to make an impossible leap, that's a good sign.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th August 2012
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  After numerous attempts at beating up Bane in places other than the mask that he seems to need in order to breathe and getting your back broken, just come back fully recovered and unnoticed and sock Bane in the mouth...It'll bring him to his knees faster than you can say "Why so serious?"
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                                                                    Posted, 25th August 2012
                                                                    by screwyou00
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                                                                    Don't lose your speech in the sewers because it might fall into the wrong hands.
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                                                                      Posted, 29th August 2012
                                                                      by pikasneeze
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                                                                      You can make a bulky man sound bigger by adding sounds effects to his footsteps.
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                                                                        Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        In 5 months, no one ever found the Bat(wing) sitting on a skyscraper.
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                                                                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Being numb means you can punch as hard as you want without breaking any bones.
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                                                                            Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Some rope and the right punch can fix your broken back and make you invincible to future back injuries such as trying to escape a giant well.
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                                                                              Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              Military trucks should have airbags.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Even though by now everyone knows his true identity, Batman still needs to speak in his hoarse voice.
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th July 2012
                                                                                  by qwkslvr
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                                                                                  Stock exchanges are places where people steal money.
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                                                                                    Posted, 25th July 2012
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    Tranquilizer batarangs work instantly once you know what they do.
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                                                                                      Posted, 25th July 2012
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      Only Batman can escape a nuclear explosion in the middle of the ocean within 5 seconds.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th July 2012
                                                                                        by Redshirt1
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                                                                                        Robin moonlighted as a cop.
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th July 2012
                                                                                          by qwkslvr
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                                                                                          It's not creepy for Bane to raise you as a child in a prison and to love you as a woman who leaves him to get blown to hell.
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                                                                                            Posted, 30th July 2012
                                                                                            by FlyingJ
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                                                                                            Motorbikes are allowed in the Gotham Stock Exchange.
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                                                                                              Posted, 31st July 2012
                                                                                              by NickyCams
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                                                                                              I think Commissioner Gordon put blankets on more boys than just Bruce Wayne.
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                                                                                              Posted, 1st August 2012
                                                                                              by Maximus
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                                                                                              I apologize that Batman neglected to use his razor sharp forearm claws in a fist fight with a man with no armor!
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                                                                                                Posted, 1st August 2012
                                                                                                by Maximus
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                                                                                                A CIA plane can "accidentally" crash... leaving its wings and propellers a few miles away from the rest of the bullet-riddled shell.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                  If you're a bad guy, don't bother to shoot at Batman while he's punching out the guy next to you until he looks at you. But be mindful that it's probably too late then.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 6th August 2012
                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                    When Western medicine and expensive robotic implants fail to heal your leg, break your back and get thrown in a third world hellpit and have a grizzled old man punch your spine. No one will think to ask how you're again able to run, jump, or even stand unassisted.
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                                                                                                    • 15th September 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                                                                      I literally LOL'd at the clever phrasing of these sentences. 'A grizzled old man punch your spine' - XD
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                                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                                    by Swampstealer
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                                                                                                    I don't think Judge Crane went to law school.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 29th August 2012
                                                                                                      by pikasneeze
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                                                                                                      Nobody ever figures that the contraption on Bane's face could be his weakness.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th September 2012
                                                                                                        by qwkslvr
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                                                                                                        When there are only two minutes left for an atom bomb to explode and you have to carry it away from the city to a safe place to explode, you still have time to say nice stuff and kiss the hot girl !!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 6th September 2012
                                                                                                          by jonathanthexxx
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                                                                                                          I wonder how Ra's Al Ghul would've felt about his daughter sexing up Bruce in her grand scheme to avenge him and destroy Gotham.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 15th September 2012
                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                            Nobody ever seemed to suspect that when mentioning you're Bruce's wife, considering how popular and rich that guy is, people would have heard about the wedding in the newspapers.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 15th September 2012
                                                                                                              by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                              Good luck, Gotham. You're now in the hands of a street cop with no training, no mentor, and likely no idea how to use any of the equipment he inherited.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 26th November 2012
                                                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                So an orphan could recognize that Bruce Wayne is Batman...but Rachel couldnt O_o
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th November 2012
                                                                                                                  by Alaurien
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                                                                                                                  Maybe the problem is Batman. When he disappeared, we never heard the bad news from Gotham anymore, right?
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2012
                                                                                                                    by Nokitron
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                                                                                                                    Why would Bruce Wayne appear in public in France when he's been pronounced dead? His death would have been international news considering he was one of the richest men in the world. Oh yeah and people by now would have figured out he was a superhero in his spare time.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th March 2013
                                                                                                                      by oreolvrs
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                                                                                                                      When you're a multi-billionaire who also works as a superhero in his spare time, doing background checks on your maid and board members is just too troublesome, especially when your current project involves something that could be used as a nuclear bomb.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th March 2013
                                                                                                                        by oreolvrs
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                                                                                                                        Keep doing your Batman voice to someone who already knows your true identity; it just sounds cool.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                                                                                                          As long as you are Christopher Nolan, you can make an outrageously stupid movie and still get almost 9 stars on IMDB.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 18th April 2013
                                                                                                                            by randy
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                                                                                                                            "I looked into your eyes when I was a kid and could tell you were really sad. You must be Batman!"
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st December 2013
                                                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                              Ra's Al Ghul threatens to destroy Gotham through fear, and the city's inhabitants are opposed to it. Joker threatens to essentially burn Gotham down, and the city's inhabitants once again are opposed to it. Bane holds hostage and threatens to BOMB the city, and the city who bitterly opposed the last two guys, are suddenly cool with their city being threatened.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st December 2013
                                                                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                Bane doesn't need to eat or drink.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th August 2014
                                                                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                  Batpods can make absolutely no sound if you want to sneak up and shoot someone.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                    Bane will break you.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                      If you're completely surrounded by cops, you can get away by just riding your motorcycle up the nearest slope. It worked. Twice.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                        Do not upset the Cockney butler.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                                                                                                          by Rettice
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                                                                                                                                          Get ready to see Alfred spend most of his screen time crying like a little bitch.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th July 2012
                                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                            Backflipping out of a window is a good way to escape. What's that about landing safely? I don't know.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th July 2012
                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                              You will find Selina Kyle at a masked dance ball in one universe or another.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 25th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                Apparently, only leaving Gotham was forbidden. Entering was quite alright. Bruce Wayne did it with all the guards up and without anyone noticing. Or he may have just teleported in.
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                                                                                                                                                • 1st September 2012 by jacob
                                                                                                                                                  his home is outside of gotham but it's connected to gotham threw pipes or sewers below the house.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 26th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                by Dora11740
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                                                                                                                                                Does paying someone a small fortune give you power over them? Guess not.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                  Some cops are so dumb they'll shoot at Batman's gun while he's lowering it.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                    If you want to jump out of the window of a skyscraper, a window- washing scaffold will appear so you won't fall to your death.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                      How was it that the doctor diagnosed Bruce with severe problems, yet when he never bothers to follow this advice, he's perfectly fine anyway?
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                        by Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                                                        An orphan cop knows Batman's identity from a smile, but a known cat burglar can't discern it when it's shouted at her.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 31st July 2012
                                                                                                                                                          by NickyCams
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                                                                                                                                                          Foley died of natural causes.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 31st July 2012
                                                                                                                                                            by NickyCams
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                                                                                                                                                            When you decide not to tell the truth about Harvey Dent yet in a speech no one will be suspicious.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                              The batpod is capable of doing perfectly smooth side rolls without any side wheels.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                Batman and Bane have a running bet on who can fit the most marbles in their mouth.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                  Daggett, in fact, does NOT feel in charge.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                    by Joeduncan
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                                                                                                                                                                    A cop who accidentally kills two witnesses then throws the pistol down in disgust will readily pick up a shotgun less than five minutes later.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                      by Joeduncan
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                                                                                                                                                                      The correct term for a citizen of Gotham is Gothamite.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                        by Joeduncan
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                                                                                                                                                                        People call Catwoman a b!tch all the time, but no one ever called her dumb before.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                                          When you stab Batman with a knife, he won't remember after a few minutes.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                            A plane crash in which both wings are torn off, the tail section has been blown off with explosives, most of the passengers have been shot and all pieces of the wreckage land many miles apart from each other is not the least bit suspicious.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                              by Joeduncan
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                                                                                                                                                                              Dragging a nuclear bomb along the ground and through exploding buildings is not as dangerous as it sounds
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                by AdeptusAce
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                                                                                                                                                                                Even Batman thought that the Joker was a better villain than Bane.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th August 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                  by pikasneeze
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If you'll die before you talk, Bane will be on your schedule.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd November 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Mr. Philip Stryver looks like Frank Gorshin (1966 Riddler).
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th November 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                      A cyberknetic knee brace enables you to kick through brick... and not shatter your foot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14th September 2013 by Holla
                                                                                                                                                                                        well the plot demands it
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th November 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                      All villians will find your secret hideout's exact location or that one exists even though you keep no record of it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Self sufficient fusion reactors turn in to 3 month nuke time bombs when disconnected from its platform.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th May 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Gotham has a very serious issue of bridge security, requiring them to re-build every bridge when someone decides to take a shot at Batman.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th May 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                            by Splicer
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Victory can defeat you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th May 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                              by Splicer
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure, Bane. Throw Bruce Wayne into a prison with a doctor to fix his back, and an unguarded escape route. Oh, and while you're at it, set up a TV in there to taunt him with your doings in Gotham. Surely that won't motivate the best pupil of The League of Shadows to escape and thwart your plans.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd August 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Bruce, Bane is clearly wearing that silly mask for a reason. Maybe you should've noticed and exploited that the first time you fought him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st December 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Batman has the useless firework gadget, which on the other hand makes Bane look FABULOOOOUS.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th January 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bruce made it back to Gotham despite all the bridges already being demolished.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alfred is willing to set Bruce up with a chimpanzee.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        "No, I came back to stop you" Okay, could they seriously not think of a better line?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th August 2014
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