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Stake Land

Stake Land
This list was started on 19th June 2011 by AshBlaze
There are 17 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th July 2012

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Martin has seen things a boy shouldn't see.
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    Posted, 19th June 2011
    by AshBlaze
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    You shoot Mister, he'll fucking kill you.
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      Posted, 19th June 2011
      by AshBlaze
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      One day, you'll learn not to dream at all.
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        Posted, 19th June 2011
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        You gotta stake berserker vamps in the base of the skull. It shuts down brain function. Like pulling the plug on a computer.
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          Posted, 19th June 2011
          by AshBlaze
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          Carrying vampire fangs in a little baggie makes you the ultimate bad-ass in Stake Land.
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            Posted, 19th June 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            Like Mister says, live free or die tryin'. Fuck the cannibals.
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              Posted, 19th June 2011
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              Mister hates Sister-rape.
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                Posted, 19th June 2011
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                Mister... where did all the hate come from?
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                  Posted, 19th June 2011
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                  Vampires love teddy-bears, but hate bear traps.
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                    Posted, 19th June 2011
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                    Scamps = Vampire children
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                      Posted, 19th June 2011
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                      Vamps can smell blood for miles.
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                        Posted, 19th June 2011
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                        Vamps are cold blooded, so most stick to the southern states.
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                          Posted, 19th June 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          Raining vamps will ruin a hoedown.
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                          • 16th August 2011 by DarkSoma5972
                            I was an extra in that hoedown scene, it was shot directly up the street from my house, hahahaha.
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                          Posted, 19th June 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          Oh, Mister pulled the fangs out, but he waited until Sister went to pick the flowers.
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                            Posted, 19th June 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            Guns hurt 'em, but unless you sever the spine, they keep coming.
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                              Posted, 19th June 2011
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                              It's been a long time since Peggy's seen a boy.
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                                Posted, 15th July 2012
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                                Walter was an asshole even before he was a vamp.
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                                  Posted, 15th July 2012
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