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Demons like to spend about a week or so just f*cking with you before they go after want they want. ~ avalanche719
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Never use an automatic pool cleaner, demons hate laziness. ~ avalanche719
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Some people install security cameras and don't check them until a family member begs them to. ~ avalanche719
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Be sure to video tape yourself talking about hard childhood moments about you being terrorized by demons, otherwise whoever finds the tapes won't know what's going on. ~ mojarras
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Nobody keeps flashlights readily available anymore, they just choose to use the night vision on their cameras that the carry around all the time. ~ avalanche719
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If all a demon wants is your first born male child, just give it to him. You'll save yourself a world of headache. You can always make more. ~ avalanche719
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Being possessed by the devil gives you awesome Bond-esk abilities to snap dudes necks. ~ DrFaust
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Whatever you find first on the internet about demons and haunted houses will immediately apply to your situation. ~ mojarras
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If the nanny you are friends with and spend a lot of time gets fired, don't even say goodbye to her. ~ mojarras
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You can tell a lot of hard work and consideration goes into making a sequel after only one year since the original came out. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't mess with ouiji boards. People should know this. ~ avalanche719
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After getting freaked out by a demon, just go put on some make-up. ~ avalanche719
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Some babies will do anything to get out of the house of a Chargers fan. ~ avalanche719
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Even though a demon can hide anywhere in the house, it chooses to stay in the basement. ~ avalanche719
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If some crazy shit happened on one camera, one night, make sure to check the other cameras. You might see your baby being dragged around. ~ avalanche719
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A poop filled toilet can lead to bloodcurdling screams. ~ avalanche719
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One of the best ways to recognize a returning character in a sequel is by her massive, massive TITS! ~ avalanche719
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If something wakes you up in the middle of the night, grab your video camera. ~ avalanche719
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It's not odd to have to put the pool cleaner back in the pool every morning. ~ avalanche719
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If you suspect your son is being possessed by a demon, put him up for adoption. The whole problem is avoided. ~ shazza100100100
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Driving demons out of homes is a must have skill if you are looking to hire a nanny. ~ mojarras
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If you are experiencing some real paranormal crazy shit, your best hope is the nanny you fired. ~ mojarras
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Demons know how to turn off all power and security cameras, but conveniently don't know how to turn off a hand-held camera. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Demons love to fuck with people from the suburbs. ~ ryan corderman
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If you don't talk about it, everything will be okay. Yeah, right. ~ avalanche719
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Some demons just want some pussy. ~ avalanche719
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You don't answer the door if no one is there! ~ avalanche719
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Don't fall asleep on the couch, you'll either get choked or have your neck snapped. ~ avalanche719
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If you're curious about demons, check your family tree. ~ avalanche719
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Demon 101-If a woman appears to be calmly relaxing in the kitchen during the day, make all the cupboards pop out just to freak her out. ~ avalanche719
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The wind can slam doors and lock a deadbolt. ~ avalanche719
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Maybe you should listen to your superstitious maid when you witness her perfom some weird rituals. ~ avalanche719
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After a year, some people's basements still look like they did when they moved in. ~ avalanche719
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If your pots keep falling down, find another place for those damn pots. ~ avalanche719
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When locked out of your house, go somewhere else for awhile instead of waiting for your parents to get back. ~ avalanche719
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Demons like playing with baby toys. ~ avalanche719
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When its just you and your wife at home alone, you will just videotape her taking a bath instead of joining her. ~ avalanche719
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Demons hate infommercials. ~ avalanche719
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Brad gave up too easily on not getting any and went home at 11pm. Who does that? ~ avalanche719
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Teenage girls have nothing better to do on a nice, sunny day than sit inside and read. Even when there's a nice pool outside. ~ avalanche719
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Nobody wants a back rub when they're researching demons. ~ avalanche719
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If your home was ransacked but nothing was taken just put up cameras and forget about the ransacking. ~ avalanche719
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Found Footage horror films are made more highly plausible and scary when they're followed by mundane credits including catering, ADR, and digital matte painting. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Despite the usual crappy audio of security cameras, they can in fact pick up the most ambient sounds like cellphone buttons being pressed and the outside rustle of leaves. ~ Pleiades Rising
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As if it were following a script and direction, a demon will eventually build to a climax. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When your house gets trashed, laugh it off and forget about it; when your hired help burns some incense, get offended and fire her! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Micah didn't feel like hanging out... :( ~ ryan corderman
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Babies don't show up in mirrors. ~ ryan corderman
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Babies only show up in mirrors when no one else is around. ~ ryan corderman
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Babies like to crawl around in the street at night. ~ ryan corderman
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The family that deals with demons together stays together. ~ ryan corderman
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Dogs will bark at empty doorways. ~ ryan corderman
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Hunter is kind of smushy looking. ~ ryan corderman
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Hunter can't watch his baby video until he is 25. ~ ryan corderman
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If being dragged away by a demon, never let go. ~ avalanche719
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If you find out your wife dabbled in seances and such, maybe its time for a divorce. ~ avalanche719
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If your stepmom isn't acting like herself, get the hell out of the house instead of monitoring her with a video camera. ~ avalanche719
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People need to learn to baby proof their basements. ~ avalanche719
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I'd make sure my maid speaks English to me so I don't have to try to understand what she's saying. ~ avalanche719
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Transferring demon hosts will inevitably lead to your death. ~ avalanche719
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If your baby's looking everywhere around the room except you, it may be time to move. ~ avalanche719
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After you put a demon in your sister-in-law, murder her in her sleep before she tries to kill your whole family. ~ avalanche719
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That leaving a baby alone with a 12 year old is not that great of an idea. ~ i heart zombies
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The internet is a reliable source of information . . . really. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Security cameras can simultaneously record in both scary-blue night vision tint and in normal color: e.g. when you get locked out of the house. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Always reuse the same late-night security footage when showing the same pool on nights #4, #5, and #8; and the living room on nights #4 and #5. ~ Pleiades Rising
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On some nights, like night #4, there will be no wind in the frontdoor security cam, but a gentle breeze out back in the pool security cam. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When it's dark and you're clearly freaked out, don't bother turning on any lights; it'll make you feel more safe and relaxed. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Found footage will conveniently be of studio quality. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you're killed in a found-footage horror film, you should never star in anything ever again. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Security cameras know how to make things scarier: they don't automatically turn off the night-vision, even though there's often more than enough light to turn them off. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Demons aren't allowed to harm dogs because the American Humane Society said so. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Why install security-cameras if you never check them??? ~ Alaurien
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October 8th Micah Sloat was Murdered - Incident occured 3:15am. Katie sits against bed and does nothing until she is shot at 9:53pm by 2 investigating police officers. She then somehow escapes the Police/Medical units, travels around in blood soaked PJ's and bullet wound to arrive at Sister's house 11:50pm October 9th. Seriously? ~ Tubeh
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