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If you borrow a sweet ride, park it in the ugly part of town. ~ BlackHayate
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A street thug, undisciplined in martial arts, can go toe-to-toe with your boy Jackie Chan. ~ BlackHayate
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Never ever call the police until the situation gets way out of hand.
~ BlackHayate
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You can survive a building to building fall.
~ BlackHayate
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If you are stealing and then caught, tell the accuser to pay for the item. ~ BlackHayate
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If your friend has just been through a wood chipper, you are going to bring home his remains in a garbage bag.. and you still won't call the police. ~ BlackHayate
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People who look like FBI.. aren't. ~ BlackHayate
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A great ending is ending the film by running over the bad guy with a hover craft. ~ BlackHayate
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Sometimes, you workout in your unmentionables. ~ BlackHayate
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Its cool to chuck bottles at people, and even better to chuck em off someone's head. ~ BlackHayate
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Goggles make a difference in how you look. ~ BlackHayate
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Trust the people who don't look like the FBI. ~ BlackHayate
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A football helmet will not intimidate someone, but a giant wrench will. ~ agentdc7
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YOU ARE ALL GARBAGE. ~ BlackHayate
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If a man points a gun at you, it is more important to stick your cigar in your mouth than to ready your weapon. ~ BlackHayate
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If you are going to make a deal with diamond vendors, kill them. ~ BlackHayate
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Chan can use a gun. ~ BlackHayate
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If you don't wanna kiss the guy's ass, whip it with an antennae instead. ~ agentdc7
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