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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. ~ ryan corderman
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Ron Burgundy is kind of a big deal. ~ ryan corderman
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Tits Mcgee has the night off. ~ ryan corderman
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Punting a dog over a bridge is how Jack Black rolls. ~ BlackHayate
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Womens' periods attract bears; the bears can smell the menstruation. ~ Danny
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You can't interview Panda bears because they will literally rip your face off. ~ ryan corderman
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If you have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany then you must be important. ~ ryan corderman
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I believe diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. ~ ryan corderman
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Bears are like furry tractors. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't trust strangers who say fiberglass insulation is cotton candy. ~ ryan corderman
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If you kill someone with a trident you should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. ~ oreojoy90
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If the street are red it's probably Ron Burgundy's blood. ~ oreojoy90
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If Audrey were a man, Ron Burgundy would punch her right in the mouth. ~ Danny
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North Dakota is part of the Middle East. ~ Danny
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Ron Burgundy knows the way to pleasure town. ~ ryan corderman
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Sex Panther by Odeon studies have shown that 60% of the time it works, every time. ~ ryan corderman
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The only song to ever truly explain how love feels is Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band. ~ ryan corderman
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I wish I had a home on Whore Island. ~ ryan corderman
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For one night people should stop being Co-workers and start being Co-people. ~ ryan corderman
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"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." - Greatest pick up line ever. ~ ryan corderman
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Ron Burgundy would never say fuck! ~ ryan corderman
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The human torch was denied a bank loan. ~ ryan corderman
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No one wants to go to the party in Brick's pants. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't throw food out of your car. ~ BlackHayate
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Ron Burgundy made Sinatra look like a hobo. ~ Danny
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Ron Burgundy loves scotch. ~ Danny
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The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. ~ Danny
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6 o' clock is "go time". ~ Danny
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Taking your pants off at Sea World is fun. ~ Danny
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Wes Mantooth gets his clothes at the toilet store. ~ Danny
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Milk is a bad choice on a hot day. ~ kadee
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Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! ~ BoKnowz203
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An optical illusion (the pattern of the pants in the crotcheral region) can be mistaken for a massive erection. ~ BoKnowz203
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I don't know if you heard it but Ron Burgandy does a 1000 curls to sculpt his guns, but he has to do it at the office cause he doesn't have time for the gym! ~ waydaddy6
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Ron Burgundy doesn't speak Spanish. ~ AdeptusAce
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Even the guy who can't think said something. ~ AdeptusAce
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Delivering lines by shouting is considered comedy. ~ Tombo
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