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The 40 Year Old Virgin

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09/22/10
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#1

If you tell someone you are a virgin they will know you don't have chlamydia. ~ BoKnowz203
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    #2

    Watching "Gandhi" baked is good. Although you may feel bad when doing so. ~ BoKnowz203
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      #3

      Andy has more video games than a teenaged Asian kid. ~ BoKnowz203
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        #4

        In every man's DNA there is a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches." ~ BoKnowz203
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          #5

          Body waxing don't hurt, unless you're a bitch! ~ mojarras
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            #6

            Breasts feel like a bag of sand. ~ ryan corderman
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              #7

              Employers won't mind if you watch Dawn Of The Dead while at work. ~ ryan corderman
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                #8

                You should wait till the next Olympics to call a chick. ~ ryan corderman
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                  #9

                  Celibacy is the same as being gay. ~ ryan corderman
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                    #10

                    Liking Coldplay means your gay. ~ ryan corderman
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                      #11

                      The elbow is just like the vagina. ~ ryan corderman
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                        #12

                        Beth's friend is so shiny. ~ ryan corderman
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                          #13

                          When hungry get some fucking french toast. ~ ryan corderman
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                            #14

                            Michael McDonald is the only musician there is ~ Raajnie
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                              #15

                              An Oscar Goldman figure is much more valuable than a Steve Austin figure. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                #16

                                While "Everybody Loves Raymond" is not porn, it still is a great show. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                  #17

                                  If a woman ever laughs at you punch her in the face. Emotionally. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                    #18

                                    Beth has a big enought trunk for Andy to put his bike in. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                      #19

                                      Seth should shut up. He was in Temple on Friday night ~ BoKnowz203
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                                        #20

                                        David jacked it twice while in Andy's living room. Apparently this was cut from the final print to keep an "R" rating. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                          #21

                                          The message in the movie "Liar Liar" was, "Don't lie." That was a smart movie. ~ BoKnowz203
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                                            #22

                                            Andy may not have had sex, but he can still fuck you up! ~ RockyRambo
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                                              #23

                                              Paula will haunt your dreams! ~ RockyRambo
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                                                #24

                                                School of Cock stars Jack Black Cock. ~ RockyRambo
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                                                  #25

                                                  Boner Jams 03 is a compliation of all the scenes Dave was into in the Summer of '03. ~ RockyRambo
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                                                    #26

                                                    The only way to bang a grandma is on her plastic covered couch while she is watching "Murder She Wrote." ~ RockyRambo
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                                                      #27

                                                      Cal's grandma looks like Jack Palance ~ RockyRambo
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                                                        #28

                                                        You can't buy anything at the "We Sell Your Stuff on EBay" store. ~ RockyRambo
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                                                          #29

                                                          If you don't use it, you wont lose it. ~ RockyRambo
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                                                            #30

                                                            You don't say, "tap that." ~ Optimus Thunder
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                                                              #31

                                                              If your daughter is dumb, you should try to stop her menstrual cycle for a year or two. ~ Optimus Thunder
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