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Tom Cruise can be the default movie trailer joke. ~ kugen
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Punching a guy in the gut sounds like having an orgasm. ~ ryan corderman
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Guys will pay chicks to NOT have sex with them. ~ ryan corderman
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After long stints on the Disney Channel, actresses are eager for challenging (read: slutty) roles. ~ Wayward Warrior
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What kind of High School kid doesn't want to hang out with their best friends' Hippy Stoner parents?? ~ TiffYG2133
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Some people have "Watch The Bucket List" written on there bucket list. ~ ryan corderman
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Everything has spell check these days. ~ Muse
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There's two sides to the story but yours will always be the right one. ~ ryan corderman
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The guy who tells you he is gay will ask you out several hours later. ~ ryan corderman
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Tom Cruise is a higher power. ~ ryan corderman
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Christians aren't supposed to judge others, but if you have sex your OK to be hated and ridiculed. ~ ryan corderman
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The douche bag in chick flicks and the dreamy hunk look exactly the same. They are like two red Transformers fighting, you don't know which one is the good guy. Also it's believable that she wants to date a guy with no personality, but not Jonah Hill according to girl logic (also known as King of Queens theory). ~ broham
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The bible can be found in the 'best sellers' section at the library. Right next to Twilight. ~ Raajnie
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If principals keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, they get paid more. ~ RockyRambo
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Emma Stone is hot. ~ ryan corderman
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When your a guy and have sex you suddenly gain all the respect of your peers! ~ ryan corderman
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Judie Blume should have prepared you for the fake loss of your virginity. ~ ryan corderman
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When someone says to embroider something on your shirt instantly go home and do that! ~ ryan corderman
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Emma Stone will fake rock your world. ~ ryan corderman
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Emma Stone looks like a high end stripper. ~ ryan corderman
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High end strippers are for governors and athletes. ~ ryan corderman
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When you're a girl and have sex you are suddenly a slut! ~ Grayfire
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Calling someone a twat can almost get you expelled. ~ HermanoBluth
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Teachers speak in cliches ~ ryan corderman
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Pocket full of sunshine is the worst song ever. ~ ryan corderman
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Bitch isn't considerd a term of endearment. ~ ryan corderman
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Glade candles are sexy. ~ ryan corderman
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Religion of other cultures is also referred to as science fiction. ~ ryan corderman
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Disney World is much more liberal then Disney Land. ~ ryan corderman
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Emma Stone doesn't have a gnome down there. ~ ryan corderman
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Earth Day is vary important to Thomas Hayden Church. ~ ryan corderman
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Emma Stone's chest is better then cake. ~ ryan corderman
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The butter knife is a gateway knife. ~ ryan corderman
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When all else fails and you dont want your adopted brother to hear what you called some girl at school, spell it with your peas! ~ hptwifan828
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Patricia Clarkson is a FREAK! ~ YOSHA
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Woodchucks aren't as intimidating as devils. ~ RockyRambo
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Calling a girl a twat would get you sent to the prinicpal's offices but calling a girl a tramp would face no punishment whats so ever. ~ AJwest
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It's ok. I was gay for a long time. Everyone does it. It's fine. ~ tina270
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Someone as beautiful as Emma Stone is suppossed to be a loser. Okay. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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If a girl who nobody even notices has sex once the WHOLE school will be talking about it. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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How DID her brother know he was adopted? ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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Phoebe from Friends should wear an A on her wardrobe. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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I'd pay Emma Stone to have fake sex with me. ~ ryan corderman
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