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When you need to cast the lead male in a film where he starts off imprisoned, why not typecast someone who's famous for a role where his character breaks out of prisons? ~ njackson84
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Despite only being on a ship for 20 minutes and only having enough time to release prisoners and "kill" the bad guy (twice)......you can still confidently say over a radio message that there is plenty of food to go around for your 2,000 friends and whomever else happens to turn up ~ njackson84
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Alice can be turned into a human with a "serum" and STILL walk away from a head-on helicopter crash, and she doesn't owe anyone an explanation as to how. ~ Bubbles1219
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Turns out slow motion can actually make a movie worse. ~ Azroix
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I wonder who had torch duty in the prison, they were everywhere and all burning perfectly. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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You can be stranded in Alaska, dirty as an animal but a few hours in the back of a plane is all it takes to get perfect makeup and hair. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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An evil corporation always has a vague ambition of world domination that they appear to continue even after the entire world population is dead. ~ Valenti
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When a bad guy throws his glasses at you, be sure to focus on catching the glasses rather than killing the bad guy. ~ AKenjiB
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British people never survive American horror films. ~ Valenti
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3D can actually make a poorly aging series even worse. ~ Valenti
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When a zombie film has a group of over 3 characters and half of them aren't established, it's painfully obvious who's going to survive. ~ Valenti
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Those spider things that control people's every action are surprisingly easy to remove. ~ Valenti
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Alice managed to find brown hair dye inbetween this film and the last one. ~ Valenti
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You know that giant guy with the axe that you've shot in the head multiple times? Guess what his weakness is? Quarters ~ Malichi
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Avoiding knives being thrown at your head is as simple as moving you head slightly to the left. ~ ryan corderman
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When you save all of the BeeHive's prisoners and you are on a boat with no escape, you should definitely broadcast your exact location to all interested parties, but don't think that the Umbrella Corporation is listening, they probably wouldn't have such a high tech device as a radio. ~ Bubbles1219
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A helicopter can most certainly out-fly the turbulence of a nuclear bomb. ~ Bubbles1219
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When you're the bad guy in the film, it's a MUST to make a half-minute pause before you answer to every dialog with a cool-smartass response. ~ ricardoDiazHimself
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When you have 2 characters of the same type i.e. 2 male soldiers who can be the lead male, its ok to shoot one of them in the head without any reason...preferably the Not-famous-one. ~ ricardoDiazHimself
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Zombies can dig tunnels with their bare hands. ~ mojarras
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Shotguns are more effective if you put quarters in them. ~ mojarras
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If you see a building surrounded by zombies, try to land on the roof with your airplane. Then you can spend the next few days trying to escape on foot. ~ mojarras
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You can be trapped and watching a 'safe' ship in the distance BUT nobody ever has seen a human being walking on said ship. No red flags there. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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The T virus has an uncanny way of repairing leather clothing and makeup. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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After stabbing the main heroine in the arm, be sure to slowly approach her rather than quickly killing her. What's the worst that could happen? ~ AKenjiB
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A movie with nothing but a few tenuous links and references can still be considered a video game adaptation. ~ Valenti
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If you see a giant scary man weilding an axe trying to break down a gate, stand around until the last second before he breaks through. ~ Valenti
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Milla Jovovich is wasted on films like this. ~ Valenti
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Coins are more dangerous than bullets. ~ Valenti
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There's only one ship in the entire world that could be used as a safe haven. ~ Valenti
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A gaping hole in Wesker's head takes just as long to heal as a tiny cut on his cheek. ~ Valenti
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When someone exposes themself in a firefight, by all means stop shooting at them so you can see what kind of grenade they're throwing at you. ~ bourbonphantom
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A group standing in a circle will never notice an 11ft monster walk into the room. ~ LenzsLaw
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Claire's brother looks suspiciously like the dude from Prison Break. ~ ryan corderman
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A recent video game movie incarnation will most likely have tons of references to the most recent video game (RE5) ~ agentdc7
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To kill the infected, it is no longer necessary to shoot them in the head. ~ The Man
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The T-virus can turn you into Neo. ~ Invaderben
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This is probably the most pointless and lame edition of these movies, even by zombie movie standards. And that's saying something. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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That was definitely not the prison shower scene I was hoping for with those two. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Bringing lit torches into a shower room is necessary. ~ Valenti
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An hour and a half long movie can feel like it never ends if you include copious amounts of slow-mo. ~ Valenti
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Bloody and gory death scenes apparently aren't always necessary in a zombie film. ~ Valenti
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Split head zombie dogs won't attack you if you stand perfectly still. ~ Valenti
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If you kick glass it won't break. ~ Valenti
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Umbrella appears to have an infinite amount of money, resources, and manpower. And still they can't get control of the world even after it's population has turned to zombies. ~ bourbonphantom
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If Alice can do those Tetsuo mass-destruction moves ,why does an entire squad of Alices still resort to just using Mac 10's? ~ bourbonphantom
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Alice can stop in mid air to complete a flip that she started at a running pace. ~ bourbonphantom
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When the world is overrun by zombies, the laws of physics are no longer enforced rigidly. ~ bourbonphantom
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This film is 30 minutes long, played at 1/3 speed. ~ bourbonphantom
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Val Kilmer called, he wants his likeness back. ~ bourbonphantom
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Shooting the giant axe zombie in the head behind the gate seems to have no effect, but later he can be killed by a shot to the head in the shower! ~ catmunch
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Seems like they would have focused firepower on killing the giant axe zombie while he was standing behind the gate, but they fire just a few shots and give up. ~ catmunch
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3D can make anything seem cool. ~ ryan corderman
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Milla Jovovich is the greatest female zombie killer. ~ ryan corderman
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Almost all problems can be solved with violence. ~ ryan corderman
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Throwing glasses looks epic in 3D! ~ ryan corderman
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Giants carry weapons that are proportionate to there size. ~ ryan corderman
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Nothing says quality film making like Paul W.S. Anderson! ~ ryan corderman
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While the sun is setting on the beach with clear skies, in the neigboring airfield the weather is overcast and foggy. ~ bourbonphantom
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