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When going into a dangerous fly/man's home to kill him, be sure to assemble your gun together at the actual location in full view and not earlier. ~ agentdc7
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This movie brings a whole new meaning to that phrase "there is a BUG in the system" ~ TiffYG2133
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Does a stranger beating your boyfriend at arm wrestling and being able to take you home for a one night stand make you look like a hooker? Yes. ~ agentdc7
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After horribly seeing your friend throw up all over his food and himself, and his ear falls off, give him a hug right after wards. ~ agentdc7
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Throwing up on your food to eat it is disgusting. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to annoy the guy taking a shower, flush the toilet. ~ agentdc7
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Bodybuilding means taking bodies apart and putting them back together. ~ agentdc7
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Only knowing a guy for a few days is more than enough time to happily have sex without a condom for some women ~ njackson84
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If you've got a creepy character, Jeff Goldblum can play it. ~ Buddy Revell
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Everyone is saying they are working on "something that will change the world and human life as we know it" ~ JT
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Its not a good idea to get drunk, jealous and jump into a telepod. ~ JT
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Telepod steak doesn't taste very good. It tastes synthetic. ~ agentdc7
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Always check to make sure there isn't a random house fly that's going to go into the telepod with you. Or else things will go horribly wrong after wards. ~ agentdc7
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. ~ agentdc7
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You can get your arm broken in armwrestling. ~ agentdc7
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When your lover is turning into an insect, it's best not to tell anyone who might can help. ~ Wolfgang34
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Half-man half-flies have really big boners. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Scientists will assume if they invite a reporter home its for a date and not the invention. ~ JT
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Scraping the residue of another life off your shoe refers to an old boyfriend. ~ JT
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Stathis does not want Ronnie to dissapear from his life. ~ JT
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Mixing your DNA with a Fly's will give you acrobatic abilities. ~ JT
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Seth Brundle is disturbing the two rednecks armwrestling. ~ JT
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Seth Brundle forgot to mention he lives with his mother too! ~ JT
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