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It's pretty easy to accidentally saw someone in half with a machete. ~ ekedolphin
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The Beatles fought a lot. ~ ryan corderman
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You don't want no part of this shit! ~ ryan corderman
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It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time. ~ ryan corderman
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Are you angry? Rip out a sink! ~ ryan corderman
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Only two kinds of people know Karate, The Chinese and The King. ~ ryan corderman
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WRONG KID DIED! ~ ryan corderman
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Whoever hurt you the most you have to find them and hug them and thus you will heal. ~ ryan corderman
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Not once did Dewey ever pay for the drugs! ~ ryan corderman
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When a chick says she is in need of a man's touch, she mean a penis in my vagina.
~ ryan corderman
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It's hard to learn how to play guitar without a sense of smell. ~ ryan corderman
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Before interviewing someone for television, do your research. ~ ekedolphin
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The parallels between Dewey Cox and Johnny Cash are crazy close! ~ waydaddy6
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Dewey will quit drugs again when the records done! You can't rush a masterpiece! ~ waydaddy6
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Drinking the last of the milk can lead to your partner getting married to someone else. ~ SlipStool
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