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If you're ugly, even being the main, titular character of a Disney film won't get you the girl in the end. ~ Adam
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Yet again, the rather tall, skinny guy is Mr. Obviously Evil. Thank you, Disney, we got it. ~ Wayward Warrior
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A lesson in lust. Y'know, for the kids. ~ Ace
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Growing up with giant bells ringing through your skull will not, in fact, deafen you. ~ ThunderRollin
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The real monsters are those who judge others (or ruin classic stories with multiple straight-to-video sequels). ~ KeenHavoc
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Even hard core villains respect the church. ~ KeenHavoc
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Gargoyles coming to life are not what you’d expect. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Sentencing the guy who tried to drown a deformed infant to care for said infant is acceptable. ~ Wayward Warrior
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A bell tower makes for a neat playground. ~ Wayward Warrior
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When confronting a gypsy who you think is an evil witch, the two best strategies are: (1) Burn her or (2) Force her to be your lover forever. ~ Adam
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Always follow the advice of talking gargoyles with little worldly experience. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Being accused of witchcraft in the 16th century was not cool, man. ~ Wayward Warrior
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God help the outcasts or nobody will. ~ Wayward Warrior
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One always has molten copper on hand. ~ Ryuuko
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You don’t need supernatural abilities to be the bad guy. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Chicks dig guys with genetic mutations. ~ waffle
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There are no decent people in festival crowds. ~ chibi master
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When making a movie based off a tragic novel, be sure to replace most of the pain and tragedy with talking, singing gargoyles. That will make it all okay. ~ ThunderRollin
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It's completly appropriate in a child's film to snog after pouring wine all over a blonde guy. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Horses can be taught to sit. ~ LindseyW
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You find a women erotic and seductive. Therefore, she must be a witch! ~ Halfsh0t
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People will turn on you at the snap of a (guard’s) finger. ~ Wayward Warrior
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The titular character doesn’t always get the girl. ~ Wayward Warrior
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A beautiful woman makes everything better. Unless you’re Frollo. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Everybody wants what they don’t have. ~ Wayward Warrior
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It's okay to slide down a slippery roof with a girl in your arms! Perfectly safe! ~ Sharkboy
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It's Igor, only with a hot chick and a musical. ~ Shineska
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Verbal abuse......way to go Disney. And it's a classic too. ~ Shineska
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Even female gargoyles have sex appeal.
... If you're into that sort of thing... ~ sapphire0kisses
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Nothing is wrong with you when you talk to gargoyles...when they talk back...that's another story. ~ MewChero
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You can tell Frollo loves you if he first tries to have you arrested, then sings about wanting you. ~ Abrina7
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Watching this after you are grown up shocks you at what Disney can get away with. ~ anonymous
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Whoa the guy who is going to burn Esmeralda is totally into S and M. I mean check out his costume. All leather and chains ~ john2012
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Wow a stone gargoyle who is into Esmeralda's goat. This movie has everything even beastiality. ~ john2012
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Esmeralda's hair smells good. ~ Optimus Thunder
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An infant child looks suspiciously like stolen goods ~ Kiberz
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No one has ever seen Quasimodo, or know anything about him. Except, of course, for Clopin. ~ Kiberz
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Don't want your Master to catch you outside the cathedral; go to a festival you know he attends every year. ~ Kiberz
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Narrowly escape a cathedral surrounded by guards searching for you. Return to same cathedral a few scenes later. ~ Kiberz
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Innocence is the worst crime of all. ~ Kiberz
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Considering how high up the bell tower of Notre Dame is, Quasimodo must have excellent vision to claim he knows all the towns folks' faces and daily routines. ~ Kiberz
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Pigeons never migrate. ~ Kiberz
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Frollo has fireplace issues that keep him up all night. ~ Kiberz
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Disney had fun making fun of an underprivelaged individual and spinning it off into a classic movie. ~ Shineska
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