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Beethoven is perfect when slaughtering whole families. It gets your juices flowing! ~ AHA
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Leon's hand grenades make whole buildings shake ~ AHA
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You don't want to disturb Stan while he is listening to his music. ~ AHA
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Stan's got a talent for sniffing out a lie. Its scary almost like a sixth sense. ~ AHA
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No women no kids that's the rules ~ AHA
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Keeping your money with Tony is better than a bank. Banks get knocked off all the time, but nobody knocks off old Tony. ~ AHA
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If your a professional, you can't afford catching a cold. ~ AHA
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It's ok to train a little girl to be an assassin because she will never actually kill anyone. ~ no
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Plants like it when you give them a sponge bath. ~ ShadowLion137
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Not all Pigs are dirty animals. In fact, Leno has one right in his Kitchen, and it is very clean. ~ ShadowLion137
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Telling a Medic that a gas mask helps you breath will get you out of class and cop-infested buildings. ~ ShadowLion137
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Having an exposed pipe, strong enough to hold you while you do a reverse sit-up in order to shoot Swat team members is a Must-Have Feature whenever Leno is looking at new apartments. ~ ShadowLion137
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The last thing you learn as a Hitman is the Knife, the first thing is the Rifle, and somewhere in the middle we will be updating the course to include some text on State Laws regarding underage Dating. ~ ShadowLion137
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Benny must have some hearing problems ~ AHA
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Professionals drink milk ~ AHA
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Champagne gets little girls drunk immediately. ~ AHA
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The guy in the purple vest really liked having the gun in his mouth. He wouldn't let it go! ~ AHA
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Do you know the ring trick? ~ AHA
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Stan takes no pleasure in taking a life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it. ~ AHA
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Bring me...............EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! ~ AHA
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A 13 yr old homeless girl is a convincing accesory for an assassin. ~ Buddy Revell
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