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Most of the camera angles seemed tilted hinting that the camera operators were either drugged or falling asleep. ~ cortex
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Apparently objects such as: vehicles, fuel, buildings and even weapons don't age on planet earth for 1000's of years. ~ cortex
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When a movie is almost one hundred million dollars in bankruptcy its safe to assume Hollywood needs to be under investigation for its general lack of ideas. ~ cortex
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In the year 3,000 all the minorities have ceased to exist except for Forest Whitaker. ~ cortex
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An entire planet to enslave and the Psychlos have only one colony in Colorado. ~ NateSean
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A race that could only put up a 9 minute fight during the initial invasion will be able to take back their planet in less than 48 hours with the same technology and only an eighth of the manpower. ~ NateSean
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Roger Ebert doesn't give out 1/2 a star very often. ~ cortex
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Like humans, psychlos enjoy dreadlocks. ~ cortex
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Training your enemy to speak your language and operate your machines is a good idea. ~ cortex
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Humans after 3,000 years still resemble apes and love to make monkey noises when excited, but still keep and speak perfect English. ~ cortex
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According to Psychlos, gold is the rarest mineral, maybe they use it like we use plastic. ~ cortex
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The world's army can be easily defeated in exactly 9 minutes. ~ cortex
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10 worst award wins makes this movie actually much better. ~ cortex
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According to the Psychlos, a purple planet of explosive gas is the best planet to live on in the universe. ~ cortex
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Psychlos could be considered the laziest alien race, do to their calm nature in physical movement. ~ cortex
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Although Psychols never run, they will still always manage to appear behind you. ~ cortex
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With the wonderful technology to teleport comes the great lack of technology to mine/find minerals effectively. ~ cortex
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Instead of "Battle Field Earth" this movie should have been called "Hair Battle Spectacular" just like the tv show that resembles it. ~ cortex
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psychlo stun guns don't work very well ~ cortex
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L. Ron Hubbard was a fucking visionary. ~ ryan corderman
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Trying to remake planet of the apes staring John Travolta doesn't work out too well. ~ cortex
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John Travolta doesn't like wearing alien make up on his face. ~ cortex
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Nothing shows fashion sense among a species like weird looking dreadlocks! ~ ryan corderman
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Trench coats are a must in psychlo fashion. ~ cortex
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Psychlos don't bleed? ~ cortex
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"Humans don't make very good eating" according to Forest Whitaker. ~ cortex
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Psychlos can't shoot ~ cortex
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Dry music does not make up for bad action. ~ cortex
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Coloring graphics a single color may make it easier to render but doesn't improve the quality of realism. ~ cortex
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Even Forest Whitaker the star of Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, turns his back on the cinema disaster, but will never forget the fame this movie has brought him. ~ cortex
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John Travolta loves his wife dressed up as a psychlo and even added in a large animated tongue to go with her, a wonderful fantasy all men can enjoy. ~ cortex
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Psychlos love a good extermination and always have 100,000 psychlos ready to deploy at will. ~ cortex
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"5 pschlos, heavily armed and moving fast" should be restated as "strolling slowly towards your area" ~ cortex
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According to the creators, the US army and US marine corp are the same thing and located in the same areas. ~ cortex
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The ending of this movie reflects on the money John Travolta lost when trying to make this movie his own. ~ cortex
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Dogs are clearly the superior race, having the man animal chauffer it around. ~ NateSean
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Canada isn't the best place to film movies but its definitely one of the cheapest. ~ cortex
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Neon green lighting is suspenseful and retro. ~ cortex
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Six inch, solid steal shoes is the hit psychlo style. ~ cortex
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Glass will always seem transparent no matter how dirty or wet. ~ cortex
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Nothing shows fashion sense among a species like weird looking dreadlocks! ~ ryan corderman
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Men in prison will always fight during feeding time, according to Hollywood. ~ cortex
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The aliens are so smart they called themselves psychlos, just like we call ourselves earthlings. ~ cortex
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Humans love the taste of rats. ~ cortex
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Weired camera angles FTW! ~ ryan corderman
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Psychlos seem to think with their sexual organs and not their big brains. ~ cortex
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The large size of psychlo heads are do to their bone structure; a psychlo brain is actually the size of a goat's. ~ cortex
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14 hours is the set time to become a master pilot for a harrier. ~ cortex
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Harriers are capable of performing complex maneuvers because harriers are so maneuverable, that is why their called harries. ~ cortex
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Psychlo hover ships seem to move ridiculously fast when traveling around the USA. ~ cortex
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Fort Knox contains a ridiculous amount of gold. ~ cortex
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Amazing enough psychlos don't have gold detectors and can't find gold above ground even in buildings they've destroyed. ~ cortex
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Psychlos have a bad ass flight simulator. ~ cortex
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Cows make very good target practice. ~ cortex
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Psychlos use humans for mining; it's the cheapest. ~ cortex
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John Travolta is apparently the smallest psychlo among all psychlos. ~ cortex
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Alien corporations above all else are only interested in making money. ~ cortex
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According to psychlos money is the highest law and supersedes anything else ~ cortex
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According to psychlos earth is worse than psychlo hell. ~ cortex
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Psychlos don't make very good pilots. ~ cortex
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Psychlos don't make very good shackles. ~ cortex
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All aircraft and no tanks is the best way to win a battle in the year 3,000. ~ cortex
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M-16 rifles work better and flawlessly when their aged up to 3,000 years ~ cortex
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According to the makers of "battle field earth" the marine corps don't use pistols ~ cortex
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When someone's head explodes right next to you, none of it will get on you. ~ agentdc7
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A planet that is so sensitive to radiation as to be completely destroyed by it won't install some kind of fail safe device to prevent nuclear weapons from being transported there. ~ NateSean
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Fighter jets run on turpentine since gasoline and petroleum would have long since changed forms in the 1,000 or so years. ~ NateSean
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Savage humans who don't remember McDonalds will be able to read a complex instruction manual to a nuclear device like West Point Graduates. ~ NateSean
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4 years of actual pilot experience will cause earth's defenses to lose in 9 minutes, but 14 days of flight simulators will cause you to win in less than 48 hours with an actual aircraft. ~ cortex
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John Travolta can not walk very well in platforms. ~ no
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Crap is the most vulgar language used by the Psychlos. ~ NateSean
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Instead of killing the rebel, he will be taught the language and technology of his oppressors. ~ NateSean
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And be sure to leave that same rebel without any supervision what-so-ever.
Oh sure. He can be trusted to be left alone to mine for your gold even though he knows how to operate your flying machine. ~ NateSean
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A Michael Bay movie can seem like Inception standing next to the right movie. ~ NateSean
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With all of their advanced Technology they don't have machines or robotics to mine areas high of radiation, or suits to protect them from radiation. ~ NateSean
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It's perfectly exceptional for Terl to believe that a group of man animals that had him to the ground would not think they could kill him. ~ NateSean
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He is also gullible enough to believe that the man animals knew how to smelt gold on their own even though they didn't have any smelting machines. ~ NateSean
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Gold is not heavy, and easily transportable by a few primitive people... ~ NateSean
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Being exposed to radiated areas for a thousand years won't cause any severe mutations in the human body. ~ NateSean
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Humans cannot in fact fly. ~ NateSean
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That is why Kerr will not be chief of security. ~ NateSean
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Terl doesn't mind you screwing him over, so long as you aren't stupid about it. ~ NateSean
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We don't spy on our own office. I do. ~ NateSean
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A "planetship" with ties to high ranking officials on the homeworld will easily be blackmailed by a guy who is so hated by his superiors that they would vaporize him on the spot just for talking his way out of trouble. ~ NateSean
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The Senator has many friends. ~ NateSean
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Aliens desperate for gold won't think to check every possible repository in the world, not the least of which is Fort Frigging Knox. ~ NateSean
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Kerbango looks a lot like Mountain Dew, which explains the Psyclos addiction to it really. ~ NateSean
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Tools used to remodel the Psychlos living and work environments are apparently not effective as weapons. ~ NateSean
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Psychlo babies are happy drinking the equivalent of vodka. ~ NateSean
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Kerr is happy being the head Psychlo, even though the environment he could safely breath in is effectively destroyed. ~ NateSean
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Terl is amazingly surprised that the underling he screwed over at every turn has decided to shaft him as well. ~ NateSean
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Biting a fragment of glass won't cause bits and pieces to get stuck in your mouth. ~ NateSean
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There's no meat on that dragon. ~ NateSean
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Hope is an admirable quality. Foolish isn't. ~ NateSean
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Humans show a remarkable talent for drawing. ~ NateSean
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Humans are lousy at lying, which says more for the Psyclos than humans really. ~ NateSean
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As not every single Psychlo was evil and was merely a bartender, or a concubine, or just some working schlub, you kind of have to hope that Kerr wasn't the only survivor. ~ NateSean
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Mickey came through. ~ NateSean
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You are all now OT-3 and owe Scientology a bajillion euros. And your soul for a million years. ~ IcyNeko
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This movie is like a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass. ~ wildmorgan
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This movie belongs on sci-fi and would have been better as a sci-fi mini series rather than a Hollywood pooper ~ cortex
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