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Hell hath no fury like a pixie scorned. ~ Ace
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Why hire a servant when you can train your dog? ~ hisaishi
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Racism is fun! ~ Ace
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The Lost Boys are apparently furries in training. ~ Ace
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To "fly," all you need is "pixie dust." ~ hisaishi
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It's a good idea to do whatever the random kid in green tights tells you to do. Even if that means jumping off a rooftop to "fly." ~ chibi master
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If a thimble equals a kiss what happens when you get the whole sewing kit? ~ TiffYG2133
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Charisma will get you a long way in life, even if you're the leader of a band of pirates and a pretty obvious jerk. ~ Ace
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Seems like flawed logic but indeed, dagger trumps longsword. ~ hisaishi
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Shadows can be tricky things to keep track of when they're not sewn on. ~ Nehszriah
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Cutting off someone's hand is considered only "a childish prank" until you give said hand to a crocodile. ~ chibi master
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Crocodiles spend a lot of time in saltwater. ~ Ace
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We'll never know exactly how that clock got in the crocodile. ~ hisaishi
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A giant flying pirate ship has no effect on normal society. No siree. ~ hisaishi
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The steps required to fly in this universe sound suspiciously similar to substance abuse. ~ Ace
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Don't open gifts that "tick". ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Shadows are sentient and will take any opportunity to escape their owner. ~ Ace
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Soap works like glue. ~ Ace
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Even Smee has a soft spot for mommy. ~ Ace
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If the fairy says it's a bomb, don't blow it off. ~ hisaishi
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All boys who want to stay young wear tight, green pants. ~ kugen
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Never Never Land was once a harmless place for the young ones. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It is perfectly logical to a pirate to jump overboard for a single gold coin. ~ PhoenixFox
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Getting your clothes drawn on can be cleaned by just a light, quick rub down with a cloth. ~ Ryuuko
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If you give a crocodile a taste, of course he'll want the rest. ~ KeenHavoc
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Standing in a circle while discussing your strategy of how you will surround your enemy and take them by suprise, will actually get you surrounded by your enemy and taken by suprise. ~ Abrina7
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Captain Hook does not like to be told that the life expectancy of someone in his profession is comparatively brief. ~ Ace
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An obese Victorian England father has the balance of a turtle on stilts made out of Jell-O. I think you get the point. ~ hisaishi
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In a Disney movie racism just adds to the aesthetic. ~ waffle
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Clapping my hands and saying "I believe in fairies" can overcome death! ~ SainaTsukino
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Cufflinks are elusive little buggers. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Dogs that clean up after your children, give them their medicine, make the beds, etc. are bad and deserve to be put outside in the dog house. ~ kashiwagi
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The pudgy villainous sidekick is always the most lovable character. ~ hisaishi
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If you're gonna bring someone to a magical world full of excitement and wonder, make sure she won't kill your pixie and run off. ~ leo11234
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It's completely appropriate to use derogatory terms in Disney films, because the world doesn't realize what "squaw" actually means. ~ sapphire0kisses
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A grown man needs Scotland Yard to deal with his children's fairy tales. ~ Evilgidgit
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Even Native Americans have a low tolerance for their mothers-in-law. ~ Ace
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For everyone who's longed to be a 40 year old virgin, there's a magical land for you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Captain Hook was a lawyer in some past lifetime. ~ PhoenixFox
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Tinker Bell is Disney's answer to that lady who stands on the streetcorner, crying silently to herself about the last time her employer hit her while at the same time trying to look sexy so she can feed her children tomorrow. ~ Ace
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If you say that fairies don't exist, one of them dies...crap. ~ SainaTsukino
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Mermaids, indians, pirates and flying children. What is this, Abbey Road? ~ hisaishi
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