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When in an interview, always mention how you outsmarted your teacher. ~ ryan corderman
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Winner winner chicken dinner! ~ ryan corderman
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Alternate title: Counting cards for dummies ~ ryan corderman
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Counting to 5 is the only way to make sure someone doesn't have brain damage. ~ ryan corderman
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Hot chick, fun, and lots of money > Nerdy friends ~ ryan corderman
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NEVER trust Kevin Spacey ~ manda
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All you need is a funny accent and a wig and you'll be completely unrecognizable. ~ manda
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If you want to run around every weekend traveling to Vegas, don't worry - your mom will never question where you are. ~ manda
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Being the genius, MIT senior student that you are, the best hiding place you can find for your growing Vegas winnings is the weak ceiling right above your bed. ~ kugen
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Hiding cash in your pants make your junk look huge! ~ ryan corderman
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Is there any movie that Kate Bosworth stars in that Kevin Spacey doesn't ultimately get in as well? (I.E. Superman Returns, 21, Beyond The Sea.) ~ ryan corderman
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No matter how much you lie to your mom she'll forgive you! ~ ryan corderman
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If you want to get a full ride scholarship to Harvard Med School, just count cards in Vegas and have a lot of seriously dramatic scenes with friends/chick you're interested in. Don't forget the puppy eyes and you'll get it for sure. ~ genius101
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Keiser Soze will always double-cross you. ~ Buddy Revell
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