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Rodents can speak English, but only emotionally tormented children can understand them. ~ Schultzie
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Waterskiing on crocodiles is AWESOME. ~ Ace
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Orphanages aren't particularly picky about how responsible a parent you are, they just want to get rid of the little buggers. ~ Ace
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Pirate bones and hidden treasure just tend to go hand-in-hand. ~ Nehszriah
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There is a secret society of pests that regardless of how often humans try to kill them for intruding on their homes, they will still help out in a jam. ~ Schultzie
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Cat whiskers can grow to look like mustaches. ~ Ace
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The janitor is always the coolest guy in the company. Scrubs may have perfected it, but this movie pioneered it. ~ Ace
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The exotic, white-furred mouse with the sexy Polish accent will always fall for the dopey, scruffy janitor. ~ Ace
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Child labor, child endangerment and child abuse and neglect are all things that poor lil' Penny is subjected to, but by far the thing the audience hates Madame Medusa most for is implying that she's not pretty. ~ Ace
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The jewel that the creepy woman wants you to find, will somehow be in a skull, and almost impossible to get out. ~ Sharkboy
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If a character has potential, but overall ends up being bland, he'll get replaced by John Candy in the sequel. ~ Ace
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Fake eyelashes look like half a spider sticking out of your eye. ~ Ace
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Bernard is really superstitious, especially about the number 13. ~ Schultzie
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The best place to hide a priceless jewel from a little girl is to hide it in said girl's teddy bear. ~ Shiorichan
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Crocodiles will make wonderful "Phantom of the Opera" music if they are hungry enough. ~ Abrina7
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Albatrosses know the Air Force song. ~ Abrina7
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It's ok to show a picture of a girl's breasts in a kids show. ~ coolme16405
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