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Treat a police cadet like crap and he'll go undercover for you. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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John Lennon was president before Lincoln. ~ Dominic
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You can get an Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination for being a movie for about 10 minutes. ~ agentdc7
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Jack Nicholson owns a porn theater. ~ ryan corderman
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Throwing bodies off a building looks cool! ~ ryan corderman
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Matt Damon is either the worlds worst cop or the worlds worst mobster. ~ ryan corderman
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Marky Mark will straight up kill you FOOL! ~ ryan corderman
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Jack Nicholson wore a shirt that only said "Irish" on it at the end of the movie. ~ Dominic
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Matt Damon has a fetish for buildings with gilded rooftops. ~ bacon1489
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Everyone dies at some point! ~ ryan corderman
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When you're facing a loaded gun, there's no difference. ~ ryan corderman
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When your informant tells you that you have a leak, you should tell him your looking into it but don't really. ~ ryan corderman
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Cranberry juice is for periods. ~ NateSean
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Starting a fight in a bar where a well known mob boss hangs out is the best way to get into his graces. ~ NateSean
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Fucking firefighters are a bunch of homos. ~ Fitz
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Wearing a Yankees ball cap is acceptable in Boston, as long as your name is Jack Nicholson ~ bacon1489
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Matt Damon is a pretty good at lying. ~ mojarras
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Cranberry Juice is only good when you are on your period. ~ bacon1489
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If you don't like your wife, kill her! ~ ryan corderman
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Matt Damon likes that fucking pussy sucking on his pecker. ~ ryan corderman
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