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If girls are taught how to change a tire this won't happen to them. ~ ryan corderman
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German policemen don't need to call for support when they find out a human centipede is in an isolated house where a mad doctor is hiding. ~ Zho
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If you sit at home in your evil lair long enough, victims will eventually come to you. ~ bourbonphantom
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Japanese guys refuse to listen when you ask them to fetch things for you. ~ ryan corderman
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Every German has a PHD in craziness. ~ ryan corderman
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The up side to the surgery is that the other segments don't get any more lines for some reason.... ~ KeenHavoc
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Oh shit I have to shit! ~ jacobdfl
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If the only word you can discern from a German guy is "fuck" assume he will rape you and is not saying something reassuring like "Hey can I help you the fuck out?" ~ ryan corderman
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A medical doctor, having undergone years of medical training before becoming a surgeon, apparently forgot that feces has diminished amounts of nourishment and a concentration of toxins expelled from the body. A single digestive tract will only pass junk down the line. But hey, don't let that basic knowledge trick you. ~ IcyNeko
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German guys are either going to sexually harass you or slip a roofie in your drink and perform surgery on you. ~ ryan corderman
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The one that escapes is the one who goes in the middle. ~ ryan corderman
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Germans love the taste of ass blood. ~ joe165841
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One must snip the tendons in the legs of one's centipede, or else it wouldn't crawl and every other pair of limbs would be up in the air. ~ KeenHavoc
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The last link in the food chain gets the least amount of initial energy and nutrition. ~ KeenHavoc
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All German's drive without shirts on. ~ ryan corderman
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Two girls are not capable of changing a tire by themselves. ~ shazza100100100
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Ass to mouth has two meanings now. ~ SlipStool
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Theres enough water in fecal matter to hydrate every section of a human centipede. ~ SlipStool
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Never go to Germany... ~ Deadlymemories
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All German guys are crazy doctors. ~ ryan corderman
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Never go ass to mouth. ~ joe165841
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And when you thought you've seen the grossest garbage movie of all, there they went and made a sequel. ~ Riababy
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You can live off of a Japanese guy's shit. ~ ryan corderman
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People who backpack across Germany end up eating shit. ~ ryan corderman
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Oh shit I have to shit! ~ jacobdfl
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