Last Updated: 12/09/09
Started By: Nehszriah
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#1

When you voluntarily rock a name like Cobra Bubbles, you don't even need to be part of the MiB to be awesome. ~ Nehszriah
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#2

If you build a model of a large city, you absolutely must rampage around in it like Godzilla. ~ Nehszriah
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Well half the fun of building it is your plans on destroying it! ~ Sharkboy

#3

Aliens love Elvis. ~ Nehszriah
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#4

Gingers with dorky eyeglasses can be bitches too. ~ Nehszriah
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#5

Fat tourist men are not allowed to eat their ice cream. ~ Nehszriah
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I've always felt bad for that guy! ~ Sharkboy

#6

Even when you take into consideration all the linguistic possibilities aliens of the galaxies could have, their top scientist still speaks English like an excited Russkie. ~ Nehszriah
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The bad guys always have either a british or a russia accent ~ SainaTsukino

#7

The ugly duckling is actually about finding out where you belong and has nothing to do with swans. ~ Kidoushuu
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#8

Nobody finds it weird that the "dog" is BLUE and does the hula. ~ SainaTsukino
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#9

Mosquitos are not pests, they're an endangered species and must be preserved at all costs. ~ Ace
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#10

We MUST keep pretending mosquitos are endangered to avoid alien invasion. ~ Abrina7
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#11

Having a homosexual couple in a children's movie is okay as long as they're both extraterrestrials and the wig/sundress combination is an attempt on the hilariously misinformed one's part to "blend in". ~ Nehszriah
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Jumba and Pleakley get so much worse in the sequels and TV series. Or at least they would if those things were to exist, which they don't. Jumba and Pleakley being an obvious gay couple throughout would probably be the only redeeming feature of those things if they were to exist, though, since that would be hilarious enough to offset the theoretical Ohana overdose and general character derailment. Good thing we're talking hypothetically here. ~ Ace

#12

If you see a weird blue creature, bring it home as a pet because it's most definitely not scary. ~ MokonaYi
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#13

It is policy in all Hawaii dog pounds to keep a run-over/DEAD dog until a little girl wants it. It is also okay to sell said dog for around two dollars. ~ Shiorichan
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#14

A lazer gun will explode if you put a carrot in it. ~ LindseyW
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#15

It's never a good idea to let your alien dog have access to a chain saw. ~ MewChero
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#16

CPS wants your dog to be a well behaved citizen. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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#17

Aliens are all about rules. ~ Nehszriah
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#18

Dog pounds have secrets about some of their pooches they don't want you to know. ~ hisaishi
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#19

Child services in Hawaii are really strict. ~ KeenHavoc
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#20

The adopted member of the family must learn how to get along, or else he gets sent back to the lab. ~ KeenHavoc
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#21

You don't need to be taller if are already cute and fluffy. ~ KeenHavoc
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#22

"Stitch" isn't a real name in Iceland. ~ Kidoushuu
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#23

A large truck of gasoline will so not blow up in the nearest lava pit it falls into. Until you punch a hole in it. ~ PhoenixFox
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#24

Little blue aliens think frogs are threatening. ~ LindseyW
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#25

When aliens attack your house, call your social worker! ~ MewChero
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#26

Never give an alien coffee. ~ MewChero
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#27

No more caffeine for Stitch. ~ ekedolphin
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#28

Stitch has a high.level of evilness...but then he'll prepare your lunch for school..dance hula hula with your group....wash your clothes...and cook big birthday cakes in the end..not so bad after all n_n ~ Alaurien
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#29

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. ~ Evilgidgit
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#30

Mosquitoes can be useful after all. ~ Nehszriah
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#31

Vegetables make perfect body parts for homemade dolls. ~ Nehszriah
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#32

ViewMasters are the ultimate form of picture presentation. ~ Nehszriah
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#33

You ran over an alien. What should you do with it? Put in the pound! ~ horsepower995
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#34

When your Collie gets run over it will turn into a blue alien and be taken to a dog pound even though it was claimed to be dead and the pound owner will sell it to you for 2 dollars because it doesn't live up to yolo. ~ kort
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#35

Dogs can walk on two legs, be blue, play guitar, and talk and people will still think it's a dog. ~ kort
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#36

Aliens have really poor aim. ~ waffle
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#37

Small blue alien has the muscle to lift ridiculously heavy objects even though he's about the size of a jumbo stuffed animal. ~ chibi master
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#38

Never buy blue dogs that talk. They can lead to an alien invasion. ~ Rosette17
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#39

Alien-dogs named Stitch can build a city from books but they aren't too good at blending smoothies. ~ Vampiremoon762
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