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As you go deeper into your dream levels, you'll finally get to reenact the arctic/snow level from COD:MW 2 ~ THEAO44
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When you finally get home, make sure you finish testing reality with your totem before hugging your children. ~ Grayfire
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When invading the dreams of a very influential person, expect security. ~ Grayfire
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All those dreams inside dreams and inside dreams and nobody was having sexual fantasies? Come on! ~ AHA
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Not all anniversary surprises are good ones ~ WD13
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Never go to sleep when you know Leonardo DiCaprio is in the vicinity. ~ NexusNeosis
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Instead of just buying off the pilots and flight attendants just buy the airline. It seems neater! ~ ryan corderman
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It's easier to plant an idea in someone's head while they are dreaming so you can go back to America to see your children then simply having Michael Caine put them on a plane to live with you in France. ~ ryan corderman
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It's probably not a good idea to go into Cobb's subconscious basement. ~ Grayfire
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It is acceptable to name your daughter Phillip as long as you add an 'ia' at the end. ~ THEAO44
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Projections have terrible aim ~ WD13
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When running through a crowded city, shove everybody you come close to, whether they are directly in your way or not. ~ WD13
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If you establish rules for others to follow inevitably you will break said rules. ~ ryan corderman
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People should know by now that nothing good is ever in the basement. ~ avalanche719
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The most resilient parasite is "an idea"! ~ kaizar
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When you tell Saito not to think of Elephants he wont listen. ~ ryan corderman
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Kissing the girl sitting next to you won't draw the projections' attention from you, but why not try? ~ gullvage
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Having one of the characters as a new team member is a really convenient means of explaining everything aloud to the film's audience. ~ Bugman
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Never be afraid to dream big. ~ Grayfire
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You better hurry when you hear the music. ~ Grayfire
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If you take a strong sedative in order to fall asleep, make sure you don't die in your dream! ~ Grayfire
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When you need a Kick in zero gravity, find an elevator and some explosives. ~ Grayfire
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If you throw a guy's rifle off the walkway, don't throw him directly on top of it. ~ avalanche719
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Cobb does not have an email address so his father can send him pictures of his children. ~ Juggernaut
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Cobb's subconscious hates intruders. ~ Grayfire
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The workings of dreams are very mathematical. ~ Grayfire
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If you're not sure whether a bounty on you is dead or alive see if they start shooting at you. ~ ryan corderman
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You'd better go to the toilets before starting a multiple dream inception. ~ Zho
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Next time you dream, fold the city.... it's awesome. ~ matthijstieleman
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If you meet a woman named "Mal" realize that is Latin for bad and don't marry her. ~ Molesworth
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If you're not supposed to touch someone else's totem make sure you steal your wife's totem. ~ ryan corderman
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Dreaming bigger equals dreaming of grenade launchers instead of rifles. ~ avalanche719
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When sharing dreams with Cobb, watch out for random frieght trains. Oh, and crazy b*tches. ~ avalanche719
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Always be suspicious of floating maid carts. ~ avalanche719
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One line that should have been in there "And we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn Dream Security guys!" end scene. ~ Jyanchan
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I definitely did not know he was gonna rub his damn cheek on it! ~ Stasis
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Kissing the hot chick next to you doesn't stop people from staring at you ominously. Worth a shot. ~ Cjv95
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Even though you've bribed the flight attendant, sometimes you just feel like slipping the sedative into someone else's drink yourself. ~ Bugman
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When a group of men are chasing you, stay put in a cafeteria and keep asking for coffee! ~ Raajnie
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Not just anyone can design dreams. It takes more than drawing a square maze. Oh you can draw circle mazes? ~ broham
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If you're the Architect, make sure to put plenty of paradoxes in the dream. They may save your team mate's life! ~ Grayfire
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One planted thought can grow into a really mangled idea, so be careful when doing Inception... ~ Grayfire
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Negative emotions < Positive emotions. ~ ryan corderman
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Snow-Hummers with big machine-guns on 'em look awesome! ~ matthijstieleman
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For some reason people that die in a dream when they are under a real strong sedative end up in the imaginary world of Leonardo di Caprio and his wife. ~ matthijstieleman
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When in your dream, you get shot and then your dreaming in that dream, you're bleeding in the next dream too! ~ matthijstieleman
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Instead of continuing to run from the people who want to kill you...stay and ask for 1 cafe xD ~ Alaurien
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A prerequisite to joining an Extraction team is thoroughly studying M.C. Escher. ~ Grayfire
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Even when you start out in someone else's dream (not Cobb's), if you get to Limbo it's still a beach. ~ Grayfire
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Energy tycoons are highly trained at hand-to-hand and firearm combat ~ WD13
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"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange." I knew it was weird I was having sex with Christina Hendricks! DAMN REALITY! ~ ryan corderman
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There's only two projections in all of the recesses of the mind that can put up a decent fight. ~ avalanche719
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Never trust strangers on airplanes, even in first class. ~ avalanche719
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Projections sure can be assholes. ~ avalanche719
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If you're dying in one dream, you'll slowly die in the next one, and then in the next one. And then you become an old man. Yikes. ~ avalanche719
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When designing a dream world, be sure to make it in the middle of snowy mountains with a huge command center to break into. That should be easy enough. ~ Fitz
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When trying to blow up/kill someone, thinking bigger is thinking better. ~ kitsune24
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It's okay to ask an innocent girl to do illegal things for you and only tell her she is risking her life AFTER she is already in the dream. ~ Juggernaut
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Never ever put an idea in a woman's head.....she might want to kill herself. ~ matthijstieleman
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You don't need to go to outer-space to get zero gravity! Just let someone drive a van off a bridge in your dream while you're dreaming and you know exactly what it's like. ~ matthijstieleman
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Drop your shoe off the ledge before you jump. ~ PointMan528491
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Don't drink too much pre-flight champagne before you start dreaming. ~ PointMan528491
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Don't be afraid to dream big, darling. ~ Shreddertron22
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Even though your partner bought out the airline, it's absoultely crucial that you slip the drugs into the water of the guy you're trying to hack into. Don't get the airline attendant to do it or anything. ~ NateSean
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If your kids haven't grown up in all these years, you are still dreaming. ~ qwkslvr
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If you can dream up a more powerful grenade launcher to take out projections, don't bother dreaming bigger when you're up against a military base. ~ agentdc7
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Alfred Pennyworth helped to create dream navigating. Scarecrow is the heir to a power tycoon. And "Ras Al Ghul" is a rival power tycoon. ~ agentdc7
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Apparently, Cobb is the only one with fantasies about a woman. All the other members of the team didn't have a partner or so much as liked someone else. ~ Faar
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When someone tells you they have a job offer that's not exactly legal, you jump at the offer. ~ qwkslvr
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If you have too much champagne, there will be a downpour in your dreams. ~ qwkslvr
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If you are successful businessman, you can easily drop all charges from the man accused of murder, buy an entire airline in a matter of a few days and in general do pretty much all that you want. ~ randy
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If you're in someone else's dream, don't change too much or their subconscious will kill you. ~ Grayfire
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Make sure your subconscious is under control before undertaking a big heist. You don't want a train going through the street...or your Shade ruining everything... ~ Grayfire
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Cynic showed his insecurity with his overly angry response and Ryan just missed it altogether ;) ~ Thalidomide Squid
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A snowy military fortress is gonna make a filthy rich boy's mind not at all suspicious. ~ matthijstieleman
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You can have sex in "dreams within dreams". . .
It multiplies time, so it'll increase ur feeling. . . . ~ iAteMyWife
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In the time it takes a van to fall off a bridge into a river, you can storm a snowy mountain hospital, taking out all Projections and everything. ~ Grayfire
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Middle aged Indian chemists make horrible drivers.. they will recklessly drive a white van full of sleeping people across a city, do 360 degree offroad spins, and arrive at a drawbridge just to end up plunging into the river ~ NexusNeosis
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It's been so long since I've been to the movies, I'm not even relevant on 100 Things I Learned anymore... even though Shinzon was in this one. ~ JumpinJack
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I'm not gonna lie. I had no fucking idea what was going on. ~ Owl Capone
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What the Hell? ~ Bebe Bluff
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