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When the bad guy with the sub machine gun says to come out and that he promises he will not hurt you, it is usually decieving. ~ Dominic
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Only Bruce Willis can piss someone off enough to make them kick a cart of beverages. ~ Dominic
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Ironic how the black limo driver defeated the computer genius black guy. ~ Dominic
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Alan Rickman is the same in everything. ~ Dominic
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Cops love donuts and Twinkies. ~ Dominic
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During a hostage crisis, just wash your face in the bathroom and you won't get caught. ~ Dominic
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During a hostage takedown or anything of the sort, there will always be a couple having sex in an empty office. ~ Dominic
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Hans should be on TV with that American accent. ~ Dominic
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Cokes are usually offered before you are shot as a pretend hostage. ~ Dominic
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Bad guys should really listen to their own advice of not hesitating to kill. ~ agentdc7
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When preparing for an ambush, don't hide by the candy, you might get momentarily distracted. ~ avalanche719
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Walking on a rug in your bare feet and making fists with your toes is better than a shower and a hot coffee. ~ avalanche719
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Crawling through ventilation shafts will give you an idea of what a TV dinner feels like. ~ avalanche719
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Going down elevator shafts looks easy now. ~ Dominic
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Hans Gruber liked building models when he was little because of the preciseness involved. ~ Dominic
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Never give a loaded gun to a stranger. ~ Dominic
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Falling off a building looks scary. ~ Dominic
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Office buildings have crappy security. ~ Dominic
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The 1st guy Bruce Willis killed looked like a german Harry Potter. ~ Dominic
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The wife of the protagonist is always the best hostage. ~ Dominic
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Japanese CEOs tell you nothing in an interrogation. ~ Dominic
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Random Japanese office buildings have a ton of money stashed away. ~ Dominic
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You can still live even after having your neck dangling on a chain for a long period of time. ~ agentdc7
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If you want your shirt to turn black, go into the vents. ~ agentdc7
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If the good guy who has just "given up" is laughing hysterically, you can bet he's hiding something. ~ agentdc7
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Germans speaking German will still occasionally need an English translation. ~ agentdc7
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A SWAT assault vehicle is also know as the quarterback. ~ avalanche719
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Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. ~ avalanche719
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A white Agent Johnson and a black Agent Johnson might not be related. ~ avalanche719
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Nobody brings Theo along for his charming personality. ~ avalanche719
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John McClane welcomes people to his parties by throwing dead bodies on their vehicles. ~ avalanche719
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Business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen. What's the difference? A pen doesn't shoot you in the head after you just enjoyed some Coca-Cola. ~ avalanche719
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Wearing no socks and shoes in a plane is very comfortable. ~ Dominic
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It is stupid to pretend to be the hostage, you will get killed anyway. ~ Dominic
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Hans Gruber liked Mr. Nakatomi's suit. ~ Dominic
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When you tell someone you don't know and you're just going to have to shoot me, they might keep their word. ~ Dominic
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Twinkies are full of everything a growing boy needs. ~ agentdc7
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Hans was the idiot that put Holly in charge after he murdered her boss. ~ agentdc7
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When a lone terrorist appears in a crowd of hundreds of policemen and firemen, the one cop who hasn't fired a weapon in years will be the only one who reacts to take him down. ~ avalanche719
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Maybe you should take all the missles with you when you set up a stinger, that way you won't have to go back to the stash. ~ avalanche719
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Even if you negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast, you won't be able to handle Eurotrash. ~ avalanche719
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If someone has run out of table to hide under, be sure to make them aware of the situation while reloading. ~ avalanche719
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If a terrorist doesn't get actors in a movie correct, be sure to make him aware of his mistake. ~ avalanche719
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Before you kill the boss, find out if the second in command is a b*tch or not. ~ avalanche719
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If you're pointing toy guns at cops in the dark, you deserve to get shot. ~ avalanche719
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Only John McClane can make someone so crazy with anger that they take their frustrations out on an innocent beverage tray. ~ avalanche719
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When trying to talk to your captors, its appropriate to say something like "sprechen ze talk?" ~ avalanche719
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Glass? Who gives a $hit about glass? ~ avalanche719
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Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson got butt-f*cked on National TV. ~ avalanche719
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Explosions from c4 won't cause the building to catch on fire, nor will break the glass allowing the police to enter. ~ Wolfgang34
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Adhesive tape is strong enough to to stick to sweaty, grimy skin. ~ Buddy Revell
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Karl doesn't like it when you kill his brother. ~ Buddy Revell
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Don't give someone advice while trying to kill him. He will take it and kill you. ~ agentdc7
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Cops won't hurt you because there are rules for a policeman, but they're going to anyways. ~ agentdc7
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Pearl Harbor didn't work out but the Japanese sure got to use with tape decks. ~ avalanche719
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FBI Agents can live with losing 20-25% of the hostages. ~ avalanche719
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If Christmas is a hostile takeover of a skyscaper, I don't want to be anywhere near John McClane on New Years. ~ avalanche719
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During company Christmas parties, people will have sex just feet away from other partiers instead of in a more secluded, isolated location. ~ avalanche719
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The police hate breaking down glass doors so they can go in. ~ Wolfgang34
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The army must be busy. ~ Wolfgang34
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If you own any shares of Nakatomi Corp., its a good time to sell. ~ Buddy Revell
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It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens. Mom's cookin' chicken and collard greens. ~ djMADsKiLLz
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The best way to taunt your enemies is to send them the corpse of one of your enemies henchmen with a message on them in blood stating that you have a weapon and close it with Santa Clause's famous battle cry. ~ Max
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John McClane is impressed with elevator shafts. ~ matthijstieleman
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Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson got butt-f*cked on national television. ~ matthijstieleman
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Terrorists always bring cigarets from their own countries with them. ~ matthijstieleman
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Never go to the coast to have a few laughs with Holly McClane. ~ matthijstieleman
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It is awesome to punch a news guy in the face. ~ matthijstieleman
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Sergeant Al Powell drives like Stevie Wonder. ~ matthijstieleman
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Cutting-edge vault locks that are dependent on electricity do not usually have an uninterruptible power supply. ~ Hyperkubus
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You can smash face-first through a window of a high-rise office building and walk away with hardly a scratch. But prepare for requiring a blood transfusion if you walk barefoot on shattered glass! ~ Hyperkubus
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In a large-scale terrorist attack, a pair of mid-level FBI agents invested with all conceivable powers is commonly put in charge of the situation. Shooting the place up from helicopters Apocalypse-Now-style is a standard FBI procedure for hostage rescue operations. The FBI suits may even insist on getting to be the door gunners themselves. ~ Hyperkubus
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