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One small predator can kill an entire team of special forces, BUT a group of three, more evolved and larger predators can't seem to kill a group of eight "chosen" individuals that are not trained as a team but separate conflicting individuals, 2 of those individuals only armed with a knife. ~ cortex
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When someone mentions that the predators can't see your body heat if you cover yourself in mud, only use this method at the end after most of the group is dead. ~ thugz4real
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If you see a strange creature tied to a post, go ahead and touch it; nothing bad can possibly happen. ~ avalanche719
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Even though the sun doesn't move, there can still be night. ~ thugz4real
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Never trust Eric Foreman. ~ avalanche719
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When tying up another Predator, be sure to leave all his equipment right in front of him just in case he gets free. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to blind/confuse a predator, light a giant ass ring of fire around it and run around naked. ~ thugz4real
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Always select the guy who talks like batman as your leader, even if he looks like a pussy. ~ mojarras
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US special forces troops like to carry papers in their pocket that says they are US special forces. ~ thugz4real
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A predator can resist an explosion of 10 grenades, but can be killed with an axe. ~ Mvmvsanluis
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Only when a Predator rips a living person's spine out of their pelvic region with their skull still attached, the skin and muscle slips off the skull leaving the skull stained with blood but clean of human tissue. ~ cortex
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Murderers feel normal on a planet full of monsters. ~ avalanche719
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A quick nod to the remaining members of your party is universally understood as "I'm going to have an honorable dramatic and drawn out samurai sword duel with a predator, so just go on without me." ~ Ally
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Never trust the least threatening individual in your group, especially when he claims he's a doctor. He might probably be a murdering nutcase. ~ kaizar
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Miniguns only rotate their barrels whenever they feel like it. ~ agentdc7
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Someone will always call a Predator an ugly motherf*cker, even if it's in Russian. ~ agentdc7
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If the black guy doesn't die first, he'll die second...ugh. ~ agentdc7
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When two predators fight, they just punch and throw each other back and forth. ~ thugz4real
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That planet must have had very fatty game since Lawrence Fishburne looked a bit chubby. ~ agentdc7
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If you're in the Yakuza and you talk too much, you'll lose some fingers. ~ avalanche719
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Raping fine women and doing loads of cocaine is what all death row inmates crave. ~ avalanche719
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Russian Spetsnaz troops deploy with miniguns. ~ avalanche719
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5 p.m. is b$&@h rapin' time ~ Beckaarose
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Apparently, the only way to get someone to stop walking away when you're trying to start a conversation with them is to ask "hey, do you wanna see something f$&@ed up?" then they'll change their mind. ~ Beckaarose
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Next season happens pretty soon. ~ agentdc7
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Don't trust the lonely black guy that stole all the predator's things. ~ thugz4real
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Doctors are evil. ~ thugz4real
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What you see in the trailer and what you get in the movie are two different things (scene with a whole bunch of predator lasers on the main guy was never in the movie) ~ thugz4real
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UltraPredators like to strip the smaller predators and hang them on sticks. ~ thugz4real
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Predators like to use entire planets as their version of the Roman Colosseum. ~ thugz4real
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No one wanted to help the Mexican. ~ Dominic
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You know you're screwed when you wake up free-falling. ~ Dominic
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When your spaceship is leaving the planet use your remote control to blow it up. Don't use the remote to simply make it land. ~ Juggernaut
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There are recognizable species of poisonous earth flowers on alien hunting planets. ~ Goose
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Predators kidnap the earth's best killers, and people who can speak English too. ~ agentdc7
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Predators can travel the galaxy and adapt quickly, but mud still has them baffled. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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After surviving 10 rigorous seasons on a foreign planet(game reserve), alone, the best way to stay alive and greet your newly found, well armed and trained allies, is by attempting to suffocate them with a fire and running around your hideout with a turban yelling "I can't feed six people", then standing stunned and motionless when a Predator arrives, commenting on it and waiting to die. ~ cortex
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Predators like to hunt in threes. ~ thugz4real
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If you're the only one in the group without a gun, then it's a good idea to threaten to take a gun with your knife. ~ thugz4real
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The lady knew about Arnold and his tactics in the movie. ~ Dominic
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Every Spetsnaz guy has a picture of their kids, in case there is a moment they have to show it to someone. ~ Dominic
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Women can tell when you're staring at their butt. ~ agentdc7
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If you have a laser weapon, don't use it, better fight with swords. ~ Mvmvsanluis
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Rather than assessing your situation when landing on a strange planet, attack the first black man you see. ~ avalanche719
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Nobody ever really gets on the plane when they say they're going to. ~ avalanche719
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Asian guy? Oh man, you know there's gonna be a sword fight! ~ avalanche719
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When you awake falling to your death it's best to freak out & scream, then figure out what the f**k to do next! ~ TiffYG2133
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Predators understand English but can't speak it. ~ kaizar
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When you finally decide to hide your body heat by covering yourself with mud, light a huge fire and run around it. ~ thugz4real
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The lone black man will attempt to kill you. ~ Dominic
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The predators even hunted samurai on their planet. ~ Dominic
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When you wake up in a densely wooded planet, it is smart to take off you're shoes and then wonder around. ~ Dominic
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Every Yakuza dude wears a suit. ~ Dominic
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Russians always got your back. ~ Dominic
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Predator dogs will charge at you, but they'll start walking when they get close so it's easier to kill them. ~ agentdc7
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You can fall 50 feet head-first into a pool of water that turns out to be only about 2 feet deep....and yet come out with just some wet clothes to worry about. ~ njackson84
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10 seasons of living alone on a foreign planet (game reserve) is the set time for creating an imaginary friend. ~ cortex
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Predators, like humans, also have civil war. ~ cortex
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All you need to activate the predator's camouflage is the helmet; you no longer need the whole wrist-pad. ~ avalanche719
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Yakuza are experts in kendo. ~ Josh
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Predators are excellent at finding serial killers on earth. ~ Juggernaut
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If a predator is standing next to you don't do anything. You never know if it's just a guy wearing a predator mask. ~ Juggernaut
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Topher Grace ruins every movie he's in. ~ CasablancaDon
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If you have a mean machine gun, don't use it to kill the meanest predator, better fight him with an axe naked. ~ Mvmvsanluis
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African death squad soldiers actually have a heart. They won't let you get killed by an alien creature. ~ avalanche719
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When you become a mercenary, you'll be able to recognize every elite, deadly faction. ~ avalanche719
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Predators will allow a U.S. Special Forces soldier enough time to set up an elaborate variety of traps just to see what he comes up with. And then they'll kill him. ~ avalanche719
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Predator parachutes work about 90% of the time. ~ avalanche719
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The one with the sniper rifle is often the worst shooter of the group ~ njackson84
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No-one will give a second thought when an off-duty doctor just pulls out a scalpal ~ njackson84
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A "season" is apparently only about 48 hours, so Laurence Fishburn only survived about 20 days. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Robert Rodriguez doesn't think too deeply. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Predators are brutal, but will never rape a human. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Psycho doctors will steal your family photo and pass it off as theirs. ~ Invaderben
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Apparently a highly trained Spetsnaz soldier cannot hit a creature the size of a large dog 10 feet in front of him with a weapon that fires 3000 rounds a minute. ~ occams chainsaw
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Only a death row inmate can survive the plasma canon blast of a predator and still have enough energy to jump on their back and start shanking it. ~ thugz4real
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Predators can command other predators' ships with ease. ~ agentdc7
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You don't need a parachute to go to hell. ~ agentdc7
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Predators can get a little cocky when thinking one group of people will be hunted and killed before the next shows up. ~ avalanche719
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I'm not a good man, but I'm fast. ~ avalanche719
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Special Forces Troops keep their orders in their pockets instead of just being briefed and deployed. ~ avalanche719
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Some guys get their nude sisters tattooed on them. And play with the tattoos tits. ~ avalanche719
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Don't waste a bullet on someone who's probably already gone. ~ avalanche719
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Keep wasting a ton of ammo on predator dogs after realizing that you can hack their heads off with a machete. ~ avalanche719
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After firing about four rounds into a predator dog to no avail, might as well call it quits. ~ avalanche719
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Nobody else thinks to use a paralyzing plant toxin as a weapon. ~ avalanche719
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Your gun will still work perfectly fine after you've fallen several thousand metres, only barely got your parachute working in time, bashing against the trees and then falling an additional 50 feet.....and the gun being the first thing that hits the ground. ~ njackson84
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Predators are "everywhere" but if you lead the group they are hunting and "just flushed out" on a trek to your secret lair they'll never notice you. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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It's all about the mud. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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With all their size and technology, humans always end up outwitting and killing the Predators. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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If you're the main character, a Predator will always want to inspect your skull, even though he's not going to take it. ~ agentdc7
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Always assume that the aliens with advanced technology have a way to remote detonate their ship. ~ Invaderben
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Preadator dogs take a lot of bullets to kill. ~ Invaderben
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Don't touch the pretty flowers. ~ Invaderben
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Explosions attract Predators. ~ Invaderben
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Small predators have the ability to leave thier planet while the larger, stronger ones are content to stay put. ~ Invaderben
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To the small Predators the larger ones are ugly. ~ Invaderben
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Hide in the only structure on the planet, the predators will never look there. ~ catmunch
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The characters portrayed were apparently the "best" warriors to match the predators, according to the movie producers. As opposed to, say, the worst. ~ nee
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A ruthless mercenary, a hot female IDF sniper, a psycho doctor, two inmates, two gangsters and a Russian idiot make up the list of "worthy" foes to the predators. ~ nee
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The Asian dude, with no real purpose in the entire movie, just has to take his shirt off before killing the predator in a wheat field. ~ thugz4real
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If you want to kill a guy that is giving his back to you and there is a sniper rifle on the ground, don't use it. Better try to kill him with a scalpel. ~ Mvmvsanluis
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The sight of brutally killing a predator is actually child-friendly. All that slime oozing around is kinda cute. Cute in a brutal way, that is. ~ kaizar
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I hope to see the bride from Kill Bill being thrown in when they make Scary Movie 5... ~ Parth
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