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If your employer's name is an obvious corruption of "Cruel Devil," It might be time to start spreading your resume around again. ~ Ace
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A songwriter has the ability to afford to keep five-score-and-one dogs. ~ Nehszriah
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Dogs can play telephone cross-country without having the original message scrambled. ~ Nehszriah
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Rolling in soot is excellent camouflage. ~ Nehszriah
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Thunderbolt is the Chuck Norris of the canine community. ~ Nehszriah
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Single dogs look like their single lady-pets. ~ Nehszriah
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Cruella De Vil is the greatest villian ever. She taught us so many naughty words when we were young. ~ hisaishi
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The fifteenth puppy was only sleeping. ~ Nehszriah
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Wet handkerchiefs are exceptionally hilarious to Brits from the 1950/60's. ~ Nehszriah
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Putting a kingdom to sleep, lusting after a woman and trying to take over a kingdom are all things for which Disney Villains will inevitably die, but if you try to kill puppies, you will survive. ~ Ace
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Dogs are smarter than bad guys. Wait, LOTS of dogs. ~ LaviStrikesBack
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100 puppies have the mental capacity to outsmart their captor and make it home safely. ~ chibi master
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When your friend looks like a drug addict, that's because she is. She may also be an egotist, abusive towards her minions, a crazy-ass when it comes to driving, and a killer of puppies. ~ hisaishi
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If you don't hate your boss, your spouse probably will. ~ Ace
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The live action adaptation reveals to us that Dr. Gregory House used to work for Cruella De Vil. ~ Ace
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You can be a champion too if you eat Kanine Krunchies. ~ Sherlock Junior
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There's twice as much dogs than you had at the beginning? Shrug it off, adopt them all, and hire a good money advisor. ~ SainaTsukino
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More than 101 Disney characters in 1 movie means that everyone's having "Happy Meals" until we collect them all (or die first). ~ KeenHavoc
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Henchmen enjoy watching game shows on their day off. ~ Sherlock Junior
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Even this movie has a blink and you miss it sexual innuendo moment. ~ hisaishi
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If Pongo and Perdita had been humans, this movie could have gone in a totally different direction *shudders*. ~ hisaishi
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Pens are wretched. ~ misterinnocent
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A great inspiration for a song that will become a #1 hit is a cruel, devilish woman. ~ misterinnocent
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Go outside to the middle of the street and scream "THEY STOLE THE PUPPIES!" and continue doing that, until someone actually wonders what the heck is going on, instead of asking somebody for help. ~ misterinnocent
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Never trust two guys from the "electric company" if you're not expecting them because they might be hired to steal your entire litter of puppies. ~ misterinnocent
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The puppies are mahvelous and perfectly ... ugh. NO SPOTS! ~ misterinnocent
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There's not one woman in all this wretched world who doesn't live for fur coats. ~ misterinnocent
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At first you'll think Cruella is a devil but after time has worn away the shock, you'll come to realize, you've seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock. ~ misterinnocent
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Cigarette smoke is green ~ misterinnocent
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Rolly is hungry. ~ Nehszriah
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