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#1

Everything's sexier in Spanish. ~ Ace
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    #2

    Even after being in sewer water and being torn and treated badly, Lots-o can still smell like strawberries ~ Gladys
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      #3

      Ken may or may not occasionally wear high heels with his astronaut suit. ~ Ace
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      • That was probably the funniest bit for me. Yeesh. ~ agentdc7

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      #4

      Miyazaki characters are so influential that they have the ability to cross universes not just in Japan but throughout the world. Take that Pixar! ~ hisaishi
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      #5

      Do NOT buy replacement toys. Your old ones won't take it well. ~ Ace
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        #6

        Sid Phillips is authorized to drive and operate heavy machinery. This is unsettling. ~ Ace
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        • Me neither. ~ agentdc7
        • I know, right? I didn't catch on until I looked it up after seeing the movie. ~ Ace
        • Pardon me if I sound stupid, but.... that was SID?! ~ CCR

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        #7

        Ken is NOT a girl's toy! HE'S NOT! ~ Ace
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          #8

          To reset your toy to back to its post-factory, 'enlightened' self, simply drop a TV set on it from a high trajectory at top speed. Not a single part will be crushed -- not even the plexiglass bubble helmet! ~ Jentari
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          • Yeah, that blew my mind too. ~ ekedolphin
          • All they did was move his switch to the factory settings mode... ~ Grayfire

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          #9

          Kids like to take a dump in the sandbox. ~ agentdc7
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            #10

            Sad clowns tell sad stories. ~ agentdc7
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              #11

              Pigeons like tortillas. ~ agentdc7
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                #12

                Even after years of rough play, you will NEVER lose all the little pieces and accessories that came with Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. ~ Jentari
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                • I suppose it helps that the toys themselves are sentient, and therefore capable of looking after their own accessories. ~ ekedolphin

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                #13

                After about eight years, your dog probably isn't up to carrying your toys downstairs at high speeds anymore. ~ Ace
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                • That was one of the funniest parts for me. ~ Stasis

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                #14

                Strawberries are the scent of pure evil. ~ Ace
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                  #15

                  See 'n Says make fantastic roulette wheels. ~ Ace
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                  #16

                  Never trust places that have a rainbow on the door. ~ K2
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                    #17

                    Big Baby creeped me out more than Linda Blair did in The Exorcist. ~ Riababy
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                    #18

                    In Pixar worlds, everyone uses a Mac. ~ agentdc7
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                      #19

                      Buzz Lightyear toys are naturally attracted to Jessie toys. ~ agentdc7
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                      #20

                      When something sad happens, it will start raining. ~ agentdc7
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                        #21

                        Drinking too much imaginary coffee will make you have to.... have to.... be right back! ~ agentdc7
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                          #22

                          If you watch this in Spanish does Buzz start talking in English? ~ ryan corderman
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                          • i watched it in latin spanish....and he starts talking in european spanish accent :3 ~ Alaurien

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                          #23

                          To say that Ken is a woman would be false, but he does also lack the proper genitalia to be a man... ~ Ryu
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                            #24

                            Seeing that Buzz is from '95, it's hard to believe they had Spanish speaking toys back then. The Reset button has proved me wrong. ~ hisaishi
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                            • What's really wierd is that buzz has been through alot, including falling out of windows, and almost getting blown up, and after that he's still in mint condition ( except for the sticker. ) ~ Hayleychaotix
                            • Andy takes really, really good care of his toys, I guess. Though I find it a little dubious that in all that time, he's never even had to replace Buzz's batteries! Buy 'n Low really builds the things to last. ~ ekedolphin
                            • It gets even weirder when you realize that he's been out of the box and played with regularly for at least four of the last ten years and all his moving parts still function. That and the only visible damage he's suffered is the loss of that sticker he peeled off himself in the first movie. ~ Ace

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                            #25

                            Hamm is actually a pretty good harmonica player for someone who doesn't have a throat. ~ Ace
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                            #26

                            They only way to smell strawberries off of a dirty Lotso teddy bear is to rub your nose in it. ~ agentdc7
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                              #27

                              Colleges don't have names, just say "College". That's all. ~ Kikkomannrice
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                                #28

                                Potatoes are the scourge of the wild west, second in evil only to pigs. ~ Ryu
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                                  #29

                                  Nothing is more frightening than death by a horde of red monkeys. ~ Ryu
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                                    #30

                                    I take it that Ken and Barbie are in a relationship again? ~ Riababy
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                                      #31

                                      Fiery furnaces can be mistaken for daylight. ~ agentdc7
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                                        #32

                                        No one will buy old toys online............but I think Al would. ~ agentdc7
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                                          #33

                                          Now remember kids. Don't be a sadist who tortures plastic toys with fireworks and splicing or you may end up a 22-year old garbage man who entertains oneself by banging on trash cans. Nobody wants that. ~ hisaishi
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                                            #34

                                            Toys can fart. ~ agentdc7
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                                              #35

                                              Always put toilet paper on top of a public toilet seat. ~ agentdc7
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                                                #36

                                                Jessie will be fine. She knows about Buzz's Spanish mode. ~ Hayleychaotix
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                                                  #37

                                                  All orphans are trolls. ~ Ryu
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                                                  • Well really, no one wants a troll as a child. They're so damned unruly. ~ UsernameTed

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                                                  #38

                                                  The source of all pyramid schemes is in fact, teddy bears. ~ Ryu
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                                                    #39

                                                    Hedgehogs are Shakespearean trained. ~ Ryu
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                                                      #40

                                                      Buzz Lightyear is now probably the most famous tripolar known to public media. ~ Ryu
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                                                        #41

                                                        Aliens are obsessed with THE CLAW! ~ agentdc7
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                                                          #42

                                                          Let your toys outside with the open door , it's not a bad idea. ~ Rokubi
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                                                            #43

                                                            A kite can be a scary toy for a toy... ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                              #44

                                                              Although it took 15 Allied soldiers 3 months to execute a prison break from Stalag Luft III in Germany (including several failed attempts), toys need only the better part of an afternoon to hatch a successful escape plan. ~ Jentari
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                                                                #45

                                                                Hands that move independently apart from the body are creepy when they belong to the 'Other Mother' (from "Coraline"), but endearing when they belong to a Potato Head toy. ~ Jentari
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                                                                • Guess it ain't the parts that are important, it's the person attached to them. ~ ekedolphin

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                                                                #46

                                                                Always take out the monkey with symbols first! It'll make the plan to escape a whole lot easier in the long run. ~ manda
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                                                                  #47

                                                                  Toddlers are toy murderers. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                    #48

                                                                    A well trained toy is a toy that does nothing while the owner plays with them. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      #49

                                                                      It's perfectly safe for unsupervised toddlers to play with toys designed for older kids. ~ Meushell
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                                                                        #50

                                                                        Tearing his clothes is the worst torture for Ken. ~ missshinobi
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                                                                          #51

                                                                          You'd think the other toys would learn to trust Woody by now, but you'd be wrong. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                            #52

                                                                            Bo Peep was such an awful toy, she wasn't even considered to be a hand-me-down. ~ Ryu
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                                                                              #53

                                                                              Totoro knows how to juggle. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                #54

                                                                                Walking back to a house will take forever, but you will still get there. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                  #55

                                                                                  Never trust in purple bears, Never! ~ Rokubi
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                                                                                    #56

                                                                                    Octopuses make great poker dealers. ~ Adam
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                                                                                      #57

                                                                                      The cutest looking ones are witches. ~ SomeGuy
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                                                                                        #58

                                                                                        Even Totoro toys are mute. ~ Adam
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                                                                                          #59

                                                                                          All the toys made it to Bonnie's drawing wall.... except Totoro. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                            #60

                                                                                            Never, ever trust the strawberry-smelling bear. ~ Keome
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                                                                                              #61

                                                                                              No Toy Story movie is complete without a deluded Buzz Lightyear, the Pizza Planet truck, or a shot of one of the toys looking at Andy's name on his or her shoe. ~ username
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                                                                                                #62

                                                                                                Rex fingered Buzz's hole in this movie ~ nee
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                                                                                                  #63

                                                                                                  Rex fingered Buzz's hole in this movie ~ nee
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                                                                                                    #64

                                                                                                    There's a pecking order even in the fluffy toy world. ~ nee
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                                                                                                      #65

                                                                                                      Universal Spanish call sign for neutralizing potentially lethal encounters is to exclaim "Amigos, We all amigos!" ~ nee
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                                                                                                        #66

                                                                                                        It's perfectly normal for a 17 year old to have an extremely deep emotional attachment to his toys. ~ Gladys
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