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Bohemians are all about love. ~ Grayfire
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Throwing money at your lady friend and proclaiming that you've "paid your whore" doesn't go over well at Christmas dinner either. ~ StansfieldDEA
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The moon sings Italian opera ~ Gladys
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The black guy always has good timing. ~ Gladys
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The solution to jealousy is rape. ~ Gladys
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Love is not cheap! ~ TiffYG2133
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Suddenly screaming "I just don't like other people touching my things!" does not count as being jealous. ~ Hedgehog
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Although afflicted by a fatal, progressive lung disease; one can sing flawlessly until the very last moment. ~ Keely
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The Beatles, Madonna, and various other 20th century musical groups were wildly popular in 1899. ~ Keely
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You can hit the Eiffel Tower with a gun. ~ Gladys
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"Poetry" can mean many different things. ~ Gladys
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No one listens when Nicole Kidman says to hang onto your hat. ~ Gladys
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The audience is oblivious to death. ~ Gladys
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The girl will always pick the rich guy...or not. ~ Grayfire
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People are really shallow. ~ Grayfire
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Beauty, Freedom, Truth, and Love. ~ SoraKari
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Roxanne is a prostitute. ~ Alaurien
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Faramir from Lord of the Rings does not like co-writing stage shows... ~ RoC77
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When you hear "The Sound of Music," the first things that come to your mind are dwarves, cross dressers, and Obi-Wan Kenobi in lederhosen. ~ FilmSavvy
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The main French can-can girl will have a British accent. ~ Gladys
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Even when your creepy duke walks in and your lover has lip stick all over his face. He won't notice anything at all. ~ Beckaarose
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