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One out of three Hyenas are Mexican. ~ Schultzie
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Disney hates parents. The most they can tolerate is one, and every relative outside of the main character's immediate family must be evil. ~ chibi master
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Local foliage directly correlates to how good or evil of a reign is currently in progress. ~ Nehszriah
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So, its okay to show Dad getting killed, but even come close to the word "fart" and the whole number comes to a screeching halt. ~ Schultzie
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If your only friend growing up is a girl, you will eventually end up a couple. Accept it already. ~ Schultzie
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Termites are a perfect dietary substitute for raw mammal flesh. ~ Nehszriah
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Hyenas are the Animal Kingdom's Stormtroopers. ~ Nehszriah
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Listen to everything some crack head baboon tells you. Seriously, he's not tripping on acid, he's just...really...wise. ~ chibi master
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Baboons know karate. ~ Nehszriah
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When you see your father's head forming in the clouds in order to lecture you from the great beyond, it's probably time to lay off the prairie grass. ~ Nehszriah
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Young kids in Disney movies grow-up exponentially faster than adults can age. ~ KeenHavoc
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Baboon is the new Yoda. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Nobody has ever said "it's to die for" without subtly foreshadowing your death at their hands. ~ Vedici
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A meerkat and a warthog CAN raise a lion cub and not be eaten! ~ MewChero
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Never assume the only other heir to the throne is dead unless you see a body. ~ Nehszriah
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Even a Disney villain cannot stand the inhumanity of that which is the "It's a Small World" ride. ~ Nehszriah
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Try not to piss off your minions, especially if they haven't eaten in a while and aren't too picky about the source of their next meal. ~ Ace
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The best lesson to teach children and destined kings is "to have no worries for the rest of your days," because life is good and it will always stay that way. ~ KeenHavoc
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It’s okay to dangle a baby (read: cub) high above a crowd. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Animals that live in Africa speak with English accents. ~ Ryuuko
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When a lion is outcasted, it becomes the ruler of an oddly large hyena pack. ~ Ryuuko
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Silly animal puns go unnoticed until you're 16. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Talk back and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, ask a question you get hit with the magic monkey's stick, say nothing and you get hit with the magic monkey's stick. ~ kashiwagi
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Anyone named Scar is destined to receive a huge scar along their face. ~ kashiwagi
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Every time a ray of sun pierces through thick clouds, a baby lion is presented on Pride Rock. ~ Nehszriah
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Even a lioness or lion can make "bedroom eyes". ~ Pleiades Rising
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Clouds give good, wholesome inspirational talks. ~ Vampiremoon762
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To Pumba, everything is a ball of gas ~ Schultzie
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Wildebeests can run straight downwards and will not fall. ~ Ryuuko
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When a new lion cub is born, the entire animal kingdom rejoices its future king... it doesn't think "oh crap, another guy that's gonna try to eat us." ~ pingu
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There is apparently a pit of elephant-kryptonite at the edge of an otherwise healthy African grassland. ~ Nehszriah
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Subliminal messages roam free in this movie like antelope. ~ hisaishi
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It's abnormal that warthogs don't smell good. ~ Ryuuko
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Lion cubs cannot tell when something is dead. ~ Ryuuko
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Hyena raves exist exlusively in the skulls of dead elephants. ~ PhoenixFox
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With both characters and scenery, if it's dark it's evil. ~ Kidoushuu
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Meerkats think living things are gross. ~ Ryuuko
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Before sunrise, it's the females' son. ~ Abrina7
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The best way to lose your babysitter is through a Busby Berkley Number. ~ Nehszriah
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Simba let Nala kick his ass, or that is what he tells himself. ~ Schultzie
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Evil lions have Afros on their elbows. ~ Ryuuko
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The day the baby is being shown is a truce: prey can get really near the lions, bow and show vulnerability and no one will back-stab them. ~ SainaTsukino
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Effective strategy for elusion #355: Dress in drag and do the hula! ~ tenshi
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If the stars are great kings of the past, I don't want to know where all the smarmy little spares went. ~ Nehszriah
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Bachelor pad friends are always there to help, not to hold you back so that you can be their eternal buddy. ~ KeenHavoc
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Cub sandwiches are always ordered to go. ~ Shinmaru
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Effective strategy for elusion #354: Have a rhinoceros sit on the one whom you would have distracted. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Idiot lackeys are idiots. ~ Wayward Warrior
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Lions have opposable thumbs. ~ Ryuuko
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If you look like a stupid pork, who cares if you have knowledge in astronomy. ~ SainaTsukino
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The past can hurt. ~ Halfsh0t
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Always trust the hornbill. ~ Gaurav
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Rafiki has a secret. Asante sana SQUASH BANANA a wee mo way mo wee. ~ Carmiguez
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Wildfires are always extinguished by the well-timed rain that the parched land needed desperately anyways. ~ Nehszriah
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All the other animals look to lions for leadership to start spine-wrecking musical numbers. ~ KeenHavoc
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Hornbirds can see into the future. ~ Evilgidgit
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They call him, Mr Pig! ~ Hayleychaotix
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Good kings are those who disobey their elders and cause international incidents. ~ Evilgidgit
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Stars are not big balls of burning gas burning billions of miles away. ~ Sweet dee
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Daddy is ALWAYS right! Period. ~ FERIS
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A classic kids film has bits of the days when Hitler was Fuhrer. ~ Movie Genius
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Hakuna Matata really means life sucks but this is a Disney film so everything has to be G rated. ~ TiffYG2133
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As long as promised food, Hyenas will readily form-up in neat lines and follow Hitler-Lion. ~ Khenarthi
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So Simba didn't actually kill Mufasa...wait Simba is alive!?!? ~ Sassy
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When your movie looks like it's gonna suck, rip off a classic Japanese film. ~ hisaishi
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