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Electric fences marked "death" are still climbable, causing only occasional flashes of discomfort. ~ Adam
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An adult rat is significantly bigger than an adult fox. ~ Adam
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Double pneumonia will either kill you or slowly regress back to single pneumonia. ~ Adam
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The answer to escaping any impossible situation is to DIG. ~ Adam
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Near death experiences are the perfect time to tell you husband your pregnant. As if he hasn't experienced enough trauma. ~ hisaishi
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If you're sitting in your security room with four security cams monitoring your farm, sit facing away from the screens. ~ Adam
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Fox tails make fantastic neck ties. ~ Adam
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Cans can pick up high frequency radio signals. ~ Adam
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Wolves don't speak English, Latin, or French, but are magnificent creatures. ~ Adam
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Badgers can't eat walnuts but are experts at demolitions. ~ Adam
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Toting a Luger in a crowd of shotguns makes you the important one. ~ hisaishi
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George Clooney is so handsome, only his voice in necessary to make a wild animal look like a gentlemen. ~ hisaishi
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Black wolves apparently know the Black Power symbol and can perform it without falling over from lack of stability. ~ hisaishi
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How an obviously blond hair blue-eyed arctic fox with a German sounding name is so closely related a British family of foxes in an era similar to post WWII is beyond me. ~ hisaishi
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This movie was cussin' awesome! ~ hisaishi
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Petey wrote a bad song. ~ hisaishi
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Even though foxes' feet are basically round paws, they'll still wear shoes that look like human shoes. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Everyone--dogs and farmers alike--love blueberries. ~ Adam
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Double check to make sure a trap is spring-loaded before intentionally setting it off. ~ Adam
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Bunnies are Catholic. ~ LindseyW
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Michael Gambon doesn't need a wand to kill someone. ~ hisaishi
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The sewers of rural England real estate market is booming. ~ hisaishi
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Eyes convey states of conciousness; be it red for angry, asterisks for unconscious, swirls for confusion/hypnotism or the classic Xs for death. ~ hisaishi
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If a indie-folk singer named Petey can handle a shotgun, how hard could it be? ~ hisaishi
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Even if wild animals could form a civilized society, they still wouldn't have proper table manners. ~ Adam
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A pumpkin is not only a fruit, but a musical instrument as well. ~ hisaishi
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Apple juice. Apple juice flood. ~ hisaishi
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Opossums didn't exist in Ancient Rome. ~ hisaishi
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I you hiding among shelves of cider, don't just scramble on to the bottom shelf. Hide on the one that's eye level with the person you're hiding from. ~ Hayleychaotix
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If animals ever become intelligent, and learn to do things like talk, walk on two legs and make clothes, only certain animals will gain these abilities. Some animals such as dogs, and chickens won't. ~ Hayleychaotix
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When you're about to die, dirty water can taste like fine cider. ~ Hayleychaotix
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When you come across a rabid beagle don't just climb up the wall, approach him with a squeaky toy. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Cuss is the new swear word. ~ AJwest
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Agnes is disloyal. ~ SoraKari
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If what Mrs. Fox thinks is happening is indeed happening it better not be. ~ Kiberz
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Never look a beagle in the eyes and always kill chickens in one bite. ~ Adam
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Six fox years equal one human year. ~ Adam
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Run for your life from a rabid guard dog screaming like a girl instead of grabbing the bottle of rabies medicine to calm him down. ~ hisaishi
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Mario Batali never could stay out of the kitchen. ~ hisaishi
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Why hire Owen Wilson for three minutes of dialogue is beyond me. ~ hisaishi
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There aren't many pines this side of the river. ~ hisaishi
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He wears the cape because it makes him feel like a superhero. ~ hisaishi
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A super market may look big, but it has the same thing in every aisle. ~ fishy
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They say foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum. In reality, it is quite cool to the touch. ~ hisaishi
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If you're mad, throw an acorn so it bounces off walls then lands in a cup you're holding. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Foxy is a great name for a fox. ~ Hayleychaotix
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If you shoot off a fox's tail he won't bleed. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Don't tell people to not turn around. It'll just make them turn around. ~ Hayleychaotix
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Opossums and foxes have different teeth. ~ Kikkomannrice
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Whack Bat is a very simple game to play. ~ AJwest
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Kylie has always had good credit. ~ Kiberz
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'K' stands for 'pep'. ~ Kiberz
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Opossums have a phobia of thunder. ~ Kiberz
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Tube socks are a great substitute for bandit hats. ~ Kiberz
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Cider is like liquid gold. ~ Filmguy
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The fox that had about four lines and played basically no part in the whole thing should be included in the end scene which includes the main characters. ~ Hayleychaotix
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