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Zeus and Hera were happily married and there was no infidelity involved. ~ Ace
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Muses sing like a five-member gospel choir. ~ Ace
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If you're gifted with superhuman strength, unrivaled athletic ability and the ability to knock over an entire temple by leaning on a pillar a little too hard, you'll still look gangly and awkward and everyone will make fun of you. ~ Ace
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Pegasus wasn't born from Medusa's blood when Perseus hacked her head off - Zeus formed the little tyke out of clouds. ~ Sherlock Junior
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Don't sell your soul for a guy. He'll just run off with the next doe-eyed floozy he sees anyway. ~ Ace
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All Greek Gods and Goddesses are monochromatic and they glow. ~ Ryuuko
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Never trust a "My Little Pony" look-a-like with purple feathers; she might turn out to be a demon ... or two. ~ Silver
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Hades has an extremely sharp, sarcastic wit. ~ Ace
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A hero is only as good as his weapon. Fish are not effective swords, ergo those who wield them are considered substandard. ~ Ace
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We really shouldn't be accusing so many stars of being merchandising sellouts. The action figures made the Greek heroes, after all. ~ Nehszriah
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So that's what happened to Scar. ~ vfxfan
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Damsels are delicate. Try to keep their heads intact while rescuing them. ~ Ace
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Some perverted goat-guy-thing can TOTALLY make a decent coach for a hero. Even if his last student died. Honest. ~ chibi master
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Danny DeVito is short even when animated. ~ TiffYG2133
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Disney will own Tate Buckley Donavan's soul for the rest of eternity. ~ hisaishi
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Peoples' ears are shaped like cinnamon buns. ~ Ryuuko
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Tornados make the best weapons. ~ ChiakiEiji
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It's possible to grab a tornado by it's tail, suck up the lava, ice, and mud titans, AND throw them into space! And they will make an explosion, just as a cherry on top. ~ Sharkboy
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A foot-long steak can stretch to a length of about four meters. ~ Ryuuko
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There's nothing wrong with the SCISSORS. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Indoor plumbing. Its gonna be big. ~ Halfsh0t
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Five was an even number in ancient Greece. ~ hisaishi
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Listen to the orange midget. ~ elizabeth
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Hades loves sports, and always attempts to involve sports-metaphors in daily conversation. ~ Kastom
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Give up a good and eternal life for the one you love ~ Isis10
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Hades' sons are the equivalent of nowadays footballers in high school. ~ SainaTsukino
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Hercules can get a flower from the tallest tree..with a simple stretch :3 ~ Alaurien
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Hades is a fast talker. ~ Optimus Thunder
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All people are petty and dishonest, even those who seem to be in love with you. ~ LadyGrizz
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After you bend your sword into a boomerang it will magically pop back to its original form. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. ~ Ace
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It's just our own misfortune that we happen to be the Fates' arts and crafts project. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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