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Two horribly inaccurate swings of an axe is enough practice before taking a swing at handcuffs. ~ thugz4real
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Instead of Rose trying to kill herself by jumping off the Titanic, all she had to do was wait two days. ~ thugz4real
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When trying to escape a sinking ship by breaking down doors, there will always be some employee there to say "Hey! You have to pay for that!" ~ thugz4real
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The best way to keep order in a panic situation is to pull out your gun and fire some rounds into the air. ~ thugz4real
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I guess winning a ticket for the Titanic in a poker game wasn't all the lucky after all! ~ TiffYG2133
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As the Captain of a doomed ship, instead of helping and organizing an effective evacuation, head to the front of your sinking ship and drown. ~ thugz4real
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Telling someone that you will never let go really means that you will eventually let go. ~ thugz4real
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Next time someone tells you the ship is "unsinkable" take out a huge life insurance policy. ~ thugz4real
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Even with water gushing in and a noticeable tilt, some people will still deny that the ship is sinking. ~ thugz4real
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It's a good idea to keep your passengers locked up below deck as the ship is sinking. ~ thugz4real
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You can't both get on the door ~ Gladys
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Taking turns on the door in the middle of the ocean is absurd. ~ behappyandeat
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In iceberg infested waters it's a good idea to maintain your fast speed and heading, even after repeated warnings from other nearby ships. What could possibly go wrong? ~ thugz4real
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The passengers don't listen to the musicians at dinner either. ~ NateSean
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What better way to try and ditch your fiance than jumping off the world's largest ship! ~ thugz4real
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You won't get sick of hearing Celine Dion singing day after week after month on both radio and TV, promoting the soundtrack. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The wreck of a ship that is being thoroughly investigated and filmed by divers is the best place to hide a priceless jewel. Obviously you would not want to keep this as a memento of an old flame who gave up his life to save yours, nor pass it on to your children or anything. ~ no
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It is entirely possible to put a valuable diamond in someone's coat pocket, have that jacket go through every imaginable thing under the sun and still have that same diamond in your pocket at the end of the movie. Nevermind that you went for several swims, ran around a sinking ship for almost an hour, climbed to the top of a vertically standing vessel through a crowd of people falling to their deaths, and were sucked under water by the force of a ship weighing several tons (all while still wearing the jacket.) ~ Keely
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Somehow in all this mess there's an affair and love story that needs to be noted. ~ thugz4real
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You can cover up the fact that the ship hit an iceberg by simply telling people the shudder they felt was probably just the ship losing a propellor blade. ~ thugz4real
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$20 is the going rate for saving a rich man's fiance. ~ agentdc7
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Jack knows exactly where to go and what to do! Just follow him and do whatever he says and you'll live to see another day! ~ Len
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Turns out that when it comes to "making your own luck" neither money nor guns will do it. However, an abandoned crying child, works like a charm. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Americans don't have lice. Neither do the dogs of rich people. ~ john2012
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The one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off. ~ thugz4real
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But this ship can't sink! ~ thugz4real
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If you stand on the outer railing on the front of a ship, then you're flying! ~ thugz4real
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Rich people can't survive without hot water and caviar. ~ thugz4real
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Those first couple of hours in this film just fly by! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Sometimes you can actually forget a very valuable jewel inside your coat... ~ blogger de niro
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There's a lot of doors in a gigantic ship... ~ blogger de niro
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Playing music is a great way to get people to stay together on a sinking ship...even if the rest of the musicians have attempted leaving. ~ roxee
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Although the ship IS sinking and you're about to die, report your stolen jewel anyway. ~ meowmix
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Unfortunately, spitting is not a subject that is taught in finishing school. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Mr. Guggenheim's assistant was extremely loyal. ~ SPCAndyJ
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"I'll never let go" is in no way a promise. ~ becki
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A brief look around a rescue ship is a good indicator that you're fiance didn't survive. ~ becki
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When Rose died...she met Jack again :3 ....so what happened when Rose's husband died? Who did he meet with beyond? ~ Alaurien
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The movie is filled with anachronisms. But only the modern day part. Geraldo's career never recovered, the fat guy is wearing a Watchmen shirt, the 101 year old lady arrives in a helicopter with Cougar on the side, and the submersible is named Snoop Dogg and controlled with a VR helmet labeled Snoop Vision. We still don't have Snoop Vision unless we do something illegal. ~ broham
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You'll never be able to hear the story of Tir na nOg not cry after this. ~ NateSean
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It's a MATHMATICAL CERTAINTY, that the Captain is a MORON. ~ meowmix
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It was just asking for a catastrophe claiming that God Himself couldn't sink this ship and boarding a passenger known as the Unsinkable Molly Brown. ~ Kikkomannrice
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Jewelery will not fall out of your coat pocket when you're being dragged under water by a sinking ship. ~ becki
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Use cutlery from the outside in. ~ becki
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Watch out for funnels. ~ RockyRambo
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It is perfectly acceptable to teach a girl how to spit and still have her be attracted to you. ~ RockyRambo
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When Rose is drunk down with her buddies in Third Class, she automatically has enough stamina and focus to go en pointe without hurting herself. ~ Keely
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Pause it on the scene when Rose "chops off" Jack's handcuffs and you'll see that the
axe actually does hit his wrist. Ooops. ~ Keely
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For some women, being a whore to a gutter rat is preferable to being the wife of a rich aristocrat. ~ SPCAndyJ
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In a situation where the water is freezing and there aren't enough lifeboats, it is estimated that half the people on the ship are going to die. But not the better half. ~ djMADsKiLLz
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Some idiot behind me revealed the end of the movie. ~ john2012
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ICEBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...RIGHT A HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ pogi
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The Titanic sunk, and people died? I would have never known this if this movie wasn't made. ~ waydaddy6
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