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Put enough NOS in your car and the laws of physics don't mean sh*t. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Constantly gear shifting a car can give the impression that you are going very fast. ~ mojarras
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Always check to see if a car is unlocked before punching through the window. There's better situations to display your abs. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A blond, California-accented white boy's street cred apparently improves when he integrates poor attempts at street slang into his speech. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ejector seats work 50% of the time. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Staring at Eva Mendes and driving well over 70 mph won't necessarily get you laid. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Brian Spilner is your typical white guy when he is around only white people and Mexicans, but get him around a black guy and you would have thought he grew up in Compton! ~ waydaddy6
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When getting away in a boat, steer it close to the ground so that bad ass cops can have a chance to jump their car on it. ~ mojarras
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The word "brah" is a legitimate form of endearment towards your male companion at each and every moment. ~ kugen
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Cops are very technologically advanced, possessing electromagnetic harpoon guns that can disable cars. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Piss Tyrese off badly enough and you can kiss your food goodbye. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Cuz' does not actually have a z at the end. You say it like KA' if you don't believe me ask Paul Walker. ~ waydaddy6
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If you like your car, do not allow Tyrese to wash your car windshield. ~ YOSHA
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There's only 2 people who can get Eva Mendes: Paul Walker and Will Ferrel. ~ babofettdude
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If you need to get to a drag race within the next few minutes, you can go as fast you can in a busy city. No cop will stop you. ~ qwkslvr
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You need Tyrese in the movie just so that Paul Walker can look like a good actor. ~ qwkslvr
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Tyrese is always hungry. ALWAYS. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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