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#1

The monthly give-away that you’re a girl never happens during a weeks-long training montage. ~ Nehszriah
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  • Lol SomeGuy! But I just recently learned that weeks of heavy exercise can make it go away, as well as loss of fat. That's what happens to a lot of women in boot camp. So technically, this movie was still pretty accurate about that! ~ Grayfire
  • Growing up in a house of boys, I can attest that if no one tells you anything, you know jack all about girl biology. They probably just thought she was showing off how tough she could be or something? ~ SomeGuy
  • Good entry lol. ~ Grayfire
  • Wow.. I never thought about that.... ~ Ryuuko

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#2

Pandas are legitimate mounts. ~ Nehszriah
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  • What's the matter? You've never seen a black and white before? ~ Ace

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#3

A child’s plaything can reveal all there is to know about the village you want to destroy. ~ Nehszriah
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  • It is a well known fact that Huns are all part canine. ~ PhoenixFox

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#4

All soldiers make passable women... at least as far as the Huns can tell. ~ Rose
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#5

Dragons don’t do “that tongue thing”. ~ Nehszriah
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#6

The guy always falls for the feminine guy who is actually a girl in disguise. ~ ChiakiEiji
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  • At that age, their brains are never in their heads, anyways. ~ PhoenixFox
  • it just might.... ~ ChiakiEiji
  • Doesn't that make them homosexual? ~ hisaishi

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#7

Emperors give better dating advice than matchmakers. ~ Kidoushuu
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    #8

    Don't be a fool by cutting gym class. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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    • What??? They don't teach that at your school? ~ MewChero
    • Especially if you plan on snapping any concrete slabs in half with your head any time soon. Cause they so teach that in school. ~ PhoenixFox

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    #9

    Shoes are weapons of mass annoyance. ~ Nehszriah
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    • Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Yes, if your aim if good. ~ PhoenixFox

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    #10

    Women also have the strength of a coursing river, a great typhoon, and a raging fire. ~ Grayfire
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    • Can't forget that. ~ Grayfire
    • They're also as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. ~ Nehszriah
    • Got that song in my head now ~ Grayfire

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    #11

    "Clark Kent" disguises were used even way back then, with success. ~ Pleiades Rising
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      #12

      Yes, even this movie has the buff male love interest stripping his shirt off regularly. ~ PhoenixFox
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      • Disney obviously set the standard for Twilight. ~ Kidoushuu

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      #13

      The soldiers in Ancient China were marvelous singers. ~ Raindrop23
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      • It was a requirement back then. What, you didn't know that? ;) ~ Ryuuko

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      #14

      Matchmakers in Ancient China were about as helpful as they were in Anatevka. ~ Nehszriah
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        #15

        Only the main character gets to have her own horse throughout the movie. All other rookie troops must walk or perish. ~ PhoenixFox
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          #16

          Until you are the hero of China, you get it from the other side of the family. ~ Khenarthi
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            #17

            Stay off the roof. ~ Nehszriah
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            • Yes, when you shoot someone with a firework and pin him to the roof with his own sword... yeah. Get off the roof. ~ LadyGrizz

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            #18

            How many messengers does it take to deliver a message? One. ~ Kidoushuu
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            • I remember my eyes going wide at that part, just thinking "Uwahhh, dark! Nice!" ~ SomeGuy

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            #19

            Men don't care what she'll wear or what she looks like: it only matters what she cooks like. ~ Kaytea
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            #20

            Dragons often confuse horses with cows. ~ PhoenixFox
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              #21

              Disney loves cross-dressers. ~ Khenarthi
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                #22

                If a woman in ancient China cuts her hair, she will instantly have larger eyebrows. ~ Abrina7
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                  #23

                  The Emperor always saves the best parts of his speech for last. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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                    #24

                    No one does background checks when you report to the army base. ~ malice
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                      #25

                      In order to get his career back on track, Eddie Murphy just needs to do voice acting. ~ hisaishi
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                      • And pick up fewer transvestite hookers, amirite? ~ SomeGuy

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                      #26

                      When you are in the army camp, you can sleep wherever you want, especially in your own tent with a dragon. ~ MokonaYi
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                        #27

                        Great Stone Dragons cannot live without their ears. ~ PhoenixFox
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                          #28

                          Talking Dragons are AWESOME, Period. ~ TiffYG2133
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                            #29

                            It doesn't exactly help racial stereotypes when you can't even tell the difference between some guy and your own country's women. ~ Hart
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                              #30

                              A rope with an arrow is the ultimate survival tool. ~ Abrina7
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                                #31

                                Apparently, if you splash tea on your face, it'll extinguish the fire on your ass. ~ Chiwayway
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                                  #32

                                  If you are a captain in the Chinese army, it is an unspoken rule that you must rip off your shirt in a manly manner before proceeding to sing for three days straight [and all under the guise of keeping your troops' spirits up]. ~ WyndiWingfall
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                                  • Hey, he looked damn sexy doing that XD Okay, maybe I'm just otaku-ing. :/ ~ LadyGrizz
                                  • This made me laugh, and I'm not sure why XD. ~ Kitty

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                                  #33

                                  If Mr. Miyagi bows to someone, you better damn well bow deeper knowing that his legions of Karate Kids will hunt you down if you don’t. ~ Nehszriah
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                                  #34

                                  "You missed? How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" How did Mulan miss?! How did Shan-Yu miss, she was three inches in front of him! Moral: when your enemy's head is three inches from your sword, that's just sad if they survive. ~ Katsody
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                                  • They were probably fumbling, accidentally hitting the melee button as they strafed back and forth. ~ SomeGuy

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                                  #35

                                  A hawk can be made into Thanksgiving turkey in a single breath of fire. ~ PhoenixFox
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                                    #36

                                    How lucky can ancestors be? They're dead. ~ LindseyW
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                                      #37

                                      You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor. ~ nikkabee
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                                        #38

                                        Aparently all the other solders can't see the little red dragon sticking strait out of the back of her uniform. ~ megz baby
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                                          #39

                                          Since you single-handedly buried the Huns alive and saved all of your buddies (as well as your captain) from being killed in an avalanche, you now have Shang's trust. Unless you're actually a woman. Then it's all downhill from there. ~ Keely
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                                            #40

                                            They had frilly heart-print boxers in ancient China. They also had toothbrushes and toothpaste. Not to mention confetti and sunglasses. Man, was ancient China advanced or what! ~ Keely
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                                              #41

                                              Cricket tea is probably pretty delicious. ~ Andromeda
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                                                #42

                                                The girl in disguise will be the first one to reach the arrow. ~ Schultzie
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                                                  #43

                                                  Sometimes, all it takes to win a war is to look at the problem from a woman's perspective. ~ SainaTsukino
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                                                    #44

                                                    Tiny red dragons are your worst nightmare. ~ LindseyW
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                                                      #45

                                                      Cross dresses are totally fine in Disney movies. ~ Vampiremoon762
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                                                        #46

                                                        There were so many soldiers during training...but before the avalanche and after it was only Ling, and the other 2 guys i don't remember the names of...and of course the emperor's right hand. ~ Alaurien
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                                                          #47

                                                          Fa Mulan's hanfu sleeve is magic; not only can it perfectly remove Fa Mulan's makeup perfectly down the middle of her face, it can also make her eyebrow grow thicker while removing said makeup. ~ Thefinalchap
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                                                            #48

                                                            Instead of an acupuncturist, your descendant is a crossdresser. Face it, that's just how it's gonna be. ~ Keely
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                                                              #49

                                                              Don't worry, Grandmother! She also brought home a man. ~ Keely
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                                                                #50

                                                                Mulan: "Would you like to stay for dinner?" Grandmother: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?" ~ Keely
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                                                                  #51

                                                                  The Huns and the Mongol horde swapped their infantrymen during the week Shan Yu decided to make his move on China. Rome was heartily pillaged while the Imperial City was slightly singed. I think we know who got the short end of that trade. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                    #52

                                                                    In a homophobic society, it is helpful to your country to scorn the person you love because she made you believe she was a boy, and was your best soldier. Never mind that she legitimately tries to warn you of impending doom. ~ Silver
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                                                                      #53

                                                                      Mulan's father was apparently too stupid to realize that his daughter who had stolen HIS ARMY UNIFORM AND SUMMONS SCROLL would go straight to the camp where all those called upon were to meet. ~ chibi master
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                                                                      • I know, I didn't remember until I'd already posted. ^^; ~ chibi master
                                                                      • Oh, he totally knew. He just didn't want her to die, man. ~ Nehszriah

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