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If Spider-Man can't beat you into submission, Aunt May and her handbag certainly will! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you've built an experimental machine using a small piece of a rare element, which nearly levels an entire building and kills a roomful of innocent people, do what anyone would do: build an even bigger version of it using an even larger sample of said rare element. What's the worse that could happen? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The best place to test a prototype reactor is inside a building in the middle of a densely populated metropolis with a bunch of news reporters, rather than in the desert with teams of highly trained scientists. ~ Bull Kilgore
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Your Aunt May, who has lived with you for years, can't recognize your voice when you're in a superhero costume. ~ KDubbz
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If you run a fledgling pizza business that guarantees 30-minute delivery or the pizza's free, send your one employee that's constantly late. On his moped. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ordinary civilians, who don't possess superhuman strenth or agility, will truly believe that they stand a chance against a man with large metal tentacles attached to his back. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you are late for a play, the usher will make fix your appearance and not let you in. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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A device that is basically a series of metal tentacles will be given an AI that's evil. ~ kvn8907
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Senselessly hating a do-gooder superhero is all good until your daughter-in-law-to-be is kidnapped and he's nowhere to be found. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you're a superhero and unmask yourself before a train of civilians, don't worry. They won't tell anybody they saw your face. Not a soul. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You can have the power of the sun in the palm of your hand. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Launching a Saturn into a coffee house will cause the car company to go bankrupt. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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That guy that looks like Bruce Campbell can't seem to keep a steady job. One day he's a wrestling announcer, then a play usher, and then a restaurant host. ~ agentdc7
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As long as you have money, you can still buy the fusion parts you need despite being a wanted criminal. ~ agentdc7
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Even superheroes gotta take the elevator sometimes. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Peter Parker is so unlucky that he can't even get an hors d'oeurve. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Super powers and all, you're still a dork in a run-down apartment complex. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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If you get mad cuz a bully took your girl, your eyesight will improve. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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A prototype fusion reactor that isn't working yet is more breakthrough than a set of smart artificial arms that can think on their own. ~ agentdc7
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No one will complain from any intense heat or radiation exposure from a small sun. ~ agentdc7
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When you see 100 shards of glass flying your way, just stand there and scream. ~ KDubbz
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Go ahead, run into a building engulfed in flames. It won't hurt you so long as you don't touch the flames. Convection schmection! ~ kvn8907
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How does Doc Ock survive punches to the face from Spiderman who can hold up a building? The doc was a mortal with robot tentacles on his back. ~ catmunch1
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A device that only needs enough computing power to move 4 tentacles and arms will be inexplicibly given enough computing power to take over a person's mind. ~ kvn8907
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Best way to get valuable information from a person is to throw a car at him. ~ randy
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As long as you are drunk, you can humiliate and repeatedly slap spider-man and get away with it. ~ randy
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It doesn't matter that you have 4 giant mechanical limbs on your back, you still have to wear sun glasses in order for nobody to recognize you. And these glasses better be glued to you, in order to not fall during an intense on-top-of-the-train fight. ~ randy
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If your running on top of a building, you will age an additional 30 years. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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In New York City, there is no woman hotter than Mary Jane. ~ KDubbz
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