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It's easy to find 2 people and lose 2 people every 5 minutes in New York. ~ thugz4real
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Every day is someones birthday. ~ thugz4real
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In a Chinese laundry, they hang the sheets up to dry. ~ thugz4real
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New York Cops are all corrupt (nothing to see here, move along!). ~ thugz4real
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People can't find you when you wear a gray suit and eye-glasses. ~ thugz4real
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16 City Blocks are full of surprises! ~ thugz4real
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If the police officer who picks you up stinks and stops at a liquor store- it promises to be a long day. ~ thugz4real
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If you talk like a retarded person, people will listen to the crap you say. ~ mojarras
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There is a reason Bruce Willis never has mustaches. ~ thugz4real
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Bruce Willis plays the good cop who was actually a bad cop, deciding to be good again. Classic Bruce Willis. ~ kugen
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