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Muhammad is the most commonly used name on earth. ~ thugz4real
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Having a gun is like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone. ~ thugz4real
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McLovin sounds like the name of an Irish R&B singer. ~ thugz4real
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McLovin sounds like a sexy hamburger. ~ thugz4real
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If you're named McLovin, the cops will have no problem driving you around town, taking you to a bar, target practice in the street, then help you burn their squad car. ~ thugz4real
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A fake ID that states you are a 25 year old organ donor from Hawaii named McLovin will only get you alcohol if the clerk is a black lady. ~ thugz4real
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Wearing a vest makes you look like Aladdin. ~ ryan corderman
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People don't forget! ~ mojarras
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8% of all kids draw pictures of dicks. ~ mojarras
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Even the cops think McLovin sounds better than Fogell. ~ thugz4real
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McLovin is old enough.....old enough to party! ~ thugz4real
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Wearing slacks and a tucked in button-down white shirt is the best way to look like you're a 25 year old Hawaiian. ~ thugz4real
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After you've hit someone with your vehicle, ask if the person has a MySpace page. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The youth of today all have guns and crack. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It is totally safe to drink beer with detergent. ~ mojarras
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Never meet a girl in a bar. ~ mojarras
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The picture of McLovin' in his drivers license looks like a future pedofile! ~ Raajnie
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No! I am MCLOVIN' ~ TiffYG2133
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When your partner asks if he should shoot the guy running away, he might need extra training. ~ Pleiades Rising
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$7 isn't a great number for payoff money. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Having only one name on an I.D. might be construed as suspicious. Even if you're an organ donor from Hawaii. ~ behappyandeat
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A lunchbox on your desk in class filled with penis drawings is the most secretive and ideal place to hide your embarrassing drawings. ~ behappyandeat
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Cops can be trigger happy when stressed. ~ FERIS
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You shouldn't park in the staff's parking lot. ~ mojarras
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Having one name like McLovin' will make your friends ask you what you think you are? Like Seal! ~ Raajnie
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