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You can knock out any opponent in one hit if you yell "Judo chop!" ~ thugz4real
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Even fembots can't resist a shaggadelic mojo. ~ thugz4real
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One million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days... ~ thugz4real
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When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE! ~ thugz4real
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It's perfectly normal not to brush your teeth, natural baby. ~ thugz4real
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Supervillains always put the hero in an unnecessarily-slow-moving trap. ~ thugz4real
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Austin can't steer a steamroller. ~ thugz4real
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Dr Evil is surrounded by frickin idiots ~ thugz4real
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Sharks with lasers attached to their heards are hard to come by. ~ thugz4real
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Being decapitated isn't a good time to lose your head, as it's not the way to get ahead in life, and you'll never be the head of a major corporation. ~ thugz4real
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Whoever throws a shoe fights like a woman. ~ thugz4real
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Dental floss can be used as rope, and toothpaste can blind. ~ thugz4real
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He's been frozen for 30 friken' years, okay? Cut him some fricken' slack! ~ Abrina7
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The coffee is a bit nutty. ~ coolme16405
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Dr Evil didn't go to evil medical school for nothing. ~ thugz4real
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Mutant Sea Bass can be very ill-tempered. ~ thugz4real
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Dr. Evil's father didn't invent the question mark. It was just an outrageous claim. ~ BoKnowz203
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To some crazy people a shorn scrotum is breathtaking. ~ BoKnowz203
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Somehow, you never see Austin Powers fully naked. ~ Blindfold
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