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Pretty smile? Cant speak? I'd fall in love, too. ~ Schultzie
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Huge tentacle fight scene? You know what THAT means... ~ Andromeda
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No, that's the same girl. She just dyed her hair. And personality. And her reflection is that of a fat octopus woma- you know what, it's just easier to call Disney princes stupid. ~ Ace
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Underwater orchestras have awesome acoustics. ~ KeenHavoc
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You want thingamabobs, she has 2o. (And its amazing that my spell check didn't flag "Thingamabob", bonus.) ~ Schultzie
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Girl sees hot guy. Girl defies father. Girl sells soul to the devil. The plot thickens. ~ kugen
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Selling your soul for a guy you don't know and the equipment needed to copulate with said guy is a perfectly acceptable decision. ~ Ace
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Disney princesses MUST be jailbait. ~ kugen
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Who cares if she's underage? As long as she's hot and hating her father, she's available! ~ kugen
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Disney once again proves the lead female can wear minimal clothing and still get crap past the FCC radar. ~ hisaishi
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Prejudice and segregation are acceptable plot devices in Disney films. ~ Kidoushuu
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Even the king of the sea has trouble handling a teenage daughter. ~ Kidoushuu
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No Disney movie has ever had, nor will ever have, two functioning parental units in the film at the same time without one of them getting severely injured/dead. ~ bookfreak
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It is assumed that fish people and humans speak the same exact language. ~ Andromeda
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When needing a kiss to break a spell its always better to wait for the prince to make the first move instead of, you know, leaning over and kissing him. ~ Halfsh0t
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It's a good idea to make a deal with a sea-witch, just disregard all the polyps around you who lost their souls to her, they probably had it coming. ~ Kidoushuu
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There is no need for a dating period or engagement, it's best to skip straight to the wedding. ~ Kidoushuu
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"It's better down where it's wetter, take it from me." ~ Kidoushuu
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They're eating your father's subjects and your dearest companions by the hundreds, but that's okay, you still love them and want to be just like them, right? ~ ThunderRollin
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Even if she doesn't know what a fire is, or why it burns, she knows how to react to burning, when touching a picture of fire... ~ sapphire0kisses
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Crabs can teach humans how to kiss :) ~ Abrina7
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You have to change yourself to be with the one you love. ~ Kidoushuu
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A 16 year old is never content with their life. Never. ~ Kidoushuu
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This movie was missing one thing, pirates. YARR! ~ Schultzie
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Oh, don't mind the laws of nature. It's normal for fish and humans to fall in love with each other. ~ kugen
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Fathers will always hate their daughter's crush/boyfriend, especially if he is from another species. ~ Isis10
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Crabs make exceptional composers. ~ ChiakiEiji
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Even with the stolen godly powers of all the waters and seas in your hands, being stabbed is STILL your one weakness. ~ KeenHavoc
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The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. ~ Raindrop23
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Upon discovering that your daughter is a kleptomaniac, the solution is not to confront the problem and get her help, it's to destroy her possessions and ignore the issue. ~ pingu
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It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with the hot chick with fins that saved your life even though you've no idea what her pesonality is. ~ chibi master
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Even merfolk are willing to make deals with witch doctors to improve their image. ~ Nehszriah
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Heroes don't want redheads, redheads want heroes. ~ Ace
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Wise seagull. His words are wise. His sea is gull. ~ Ace
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The original cover of VHS was changed because one of the towers in Trident's castle looked too much like guy's "area" ~ Schultzie
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If you are a prince sailing on your boat and it just so happens to crash, you will be saved by a hot mermaid while the majority of your crew perishes. ~ nikkabee
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Forks, or "dinglehoppers," make great combs. ~ Kidoushuu
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Female teenage mermaids have a tendency to stalk humans. ~ WyndiWingfall
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Scuttle knows EVERYTHING. ~ Rose
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A gullible little fish and an even smaller crab make perfectly acceptable watchdogs. ~ ThunderRollin
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Even if you are an extremely obese octopus, being 'banished' is another term for starving. ~ Shiorichan
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Would you hurry up and KISS the girl already? ~ irg19
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It's fun to take advantage of a muted girl's love. Well, in Prince Eric's mind at least. ~ Shineska
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Disney's philosophy- If the story has a sorta un-happy ending (the little mermaid stabbing herself) then by all means change it to a happy ending, because we all know life is full of happy endings. ~ MewChero
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The children definitely didn't know Ariel was naked when she first turned into a human and was washed up on shore. ~ Vampiremoon762
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Looks don't matter. It's all in the personality. Oh...waaait... ~ anonymous
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its never a good thing to try and find a pretty girl with a pretty voice...it just leads to trouble ~ megz baby
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Don't underestimate the importance of body language. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Getting stuffed with bread won't hurt if you're dead. ~ Optimus Thunder
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The Little Mermaid, helping keep alive the believe that it is in fact healthy to have an abdomen that is half the size of your thorax (ahem, her upper chest) ~ LadyDaralis
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Ariel was naked O.o ...and Sebastian, Skuttle and Flounder saw her !!!! ~ Alaurien
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