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If their is a bomb under your car, the best way to get rid of it is to ramp your car, doing a perfect spiral flip and scrape it off with a conveniently located hook. ~ thugz4real
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Helicopter following you? Couple of shots from a Glock will destroy it. Completely. ~ thugz4real
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Jet Skis can slide on concrete for at least half a mile. ~ thugz4real
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If a plane crashes into the ocean front-first, water will rush in through the back. ~ thugz4real
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Airplanes can freely spin in circles while flying. ~ thugz4real
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It's never a good idea to decorate your living room wall with a giant rack of spikes. ~ thugz4real
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If a car crashes, it WILL explode. ~ thugz4real
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If you are posing as a nurse at the Doctor's office, it is best to show up in your sleaziest lingerie and spiky heels, to look inconspicous.
~ thugz4real
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All doors are bulletproof. ~ thugz4real
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If you walk into a building after a fire, there will be no water damage from the firehoses or sprinklers. ~ thugz4real
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Jason Statham can dodge bullets. ~ thugz4real
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A Frenchman can sneak around a US Marshalls office without being caught and will be left unattained for his entire detainment. ~ thugz4real
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Jamacian cabbies are along for any ride. ~ thugz4real
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Big people can't fight in boats. ~ thugz4real
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If you are captured by the Bad Guys, they won't shoot you -- they'd
rather blow you up, for some reason. ~ thugz4real
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Bad-guy scientists working in infectious diseases labs leave loaded
guns lying around for anyone to pick up but never lock their doors. ~ thugz4real
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If a pilot leaves the controls, an airplane will immediately go
horribly out of control. ~ thugz4real
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When an airplane crashes into the ocean, you still can fight with someone and there'll be 7-8 boats that will arrived at the same time to rescue you. ~ thugz4real
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You can paralyze some one from the neck down with one elbow to the back. ~ thugz4real
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Everybody looooooves orange and blue. Even if the characters looks like they got attacked by a tanning machine ~ SainaTsukino
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If the villain flees his hideout, his stuff is fair game. That includes the yellow Porsche. ~ Djin9ADG
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