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Dogs CAN look up! ~ thugz4real
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When getting rid of old records, throw the Batman soundtrack ~ Dominic
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Wanna survive the zombie apocalypse? Hide in a pub with lots of windows facing the zombies. You'll be more than safe. ~ thugz4real
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Ed is funny to have around because he can impersonate an Orangutan. F*ck-a-doodle-doo! ~ thugz4real
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Zombies look vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet. ~ thugz4real
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Shawn's got red on him. ~ thugz4real
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The front door is open, AGAIN! ~ thugz4real
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Don't say the zed-word. It's ridiculous. ~ thugz4real
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Remember: There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. ~ thugz4real
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There's a girl in the garden. ~ thugz4real
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Zombies like singing along to "White Lines". ~ Dominic
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If you have a pole with a tether ball, attempt to hit the undead with the ball first, don't even let the thought of impaling him with it first creep into your head. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Your easily irritable flat mate will appear at the worst time ~ Darkmolerman
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If your best friend turns into a zombie, you should play Timesplitters with him. ~ Kustom
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The dead are strong enough to rip a man apart. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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If you want to drive the Jag, crash the car you already have. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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The shot gun decoration is probably real. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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The jukebox is set on random for fuck's sake! However, if Queen is playing, I'm alright with it. ~ Cjv95
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How did the stupid people get across the road overridden with zombies? They pretended to be zombies. ~ thugz4real
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Would anyone like a peanut? ~ Dominic
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Everyone else had weapons, but only Shaun got to use one. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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The undead will have a position in society. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Some cell phones calls are very very important. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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If you don't have any training in handling a real weapon, you and your friends can act as a single entity to operate a shot gun. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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"OH CRAP...the Zombies are breaking in...let's sit down with a pint and think about what to do next!" ~ TiffYG2133
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There's such a thing as being too precise when telling someone to aim at, for example, the 1 o'clock position. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Sometimes, you just want to throw The Stone Roses' "Second Coming" record. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The next time I beat up someone, it will be in sync with whatever music being heard at the moment or have a song prepared in advance. ~ FERIS
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During a zombie apocalypse, any other people you run into will have the exact same group make up as the group you are in. ~ no
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Your smooth when you give your mum's flower to your chick. ~ Kustom
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If your stepdad drives you in his jag, don't forget your mars in his jag. ~ Kustom
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If you're a librarian-lookin' motherf*cker, and you're in panic, you should probably face your back to the door where ALL the zombies are at. ~ Kustom
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If you get hit by a dart in the head, you should just pull it out and wrap it up with your red tie. ~ Kustom
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These zombies only bite people to turn them into zombies, so don't worry about being covered in blood and guts. ~ Movie Genius
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