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People will leave the saftey of their homes to go steal electronics when there are monsters in the street. ~ thugz4real
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When hearing that the creature came out of the river, first thing you want to do is cross the bridge. ~ thugz4real
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Somehow a giant monster running around New York decapitating the Statue of Liberty is not unrealistic in the slightest, but the fact that the damn camera battery lasted so freaking long really gets to people. ~ thugz4real
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Apparently they won't use the Emergency Alert System for terrorist attacks or for giant monster attacks, but they'll keep playing Spongebob Squarepants! ~ thugz4real
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The black person actualy lives? never saw that coming. ~ thugz4real
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If there's a monster attack and the military is in full force, go ahead and run around; no stray bullets or missiles will hit you. ~ thugz4real
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Don't go in the New York subway after 3:00 because there are probably flaming hobos and giant spider things that make you explode. ~ thugz4real
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If a military chopper gets knocked out of the air by a massive monster, the pilot is the only one who'll die. ~ thugz4real
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If you have no idea how to end a movie properly, let everybody die and cut it after 80 minutes. ~ thugz4real
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Getting impaled will cause no lasting effects, including bleeding out. You'll also survive a thirty story crash in a helicopter. ~ NateSean
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Some government official got ahold of the camera, sat through it for two hours trying to document the Cloverfield sightings and thought, "If I had to sit through two hours of underwear models and rejects from the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 pissing and moaning, the rest of you can sit through it too, so I'm leaving it all in." ~ NateSean
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After a monster get's bombed badly, the first thing it'll attack once it emerges from the smokey rubble is a random helicopter flying in the air. ~ thugz4real
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If everyone is on the bridge, a monster will attack it. ~ thugz4real
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When the time calls for it, girls can run like the wind in heels and a party dress. ~ thugz4real
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Department stores make good military bases. ~ thugz4real
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If you think there is an earthquake, or a terrorist attack, go to the roof. ~ thugz4real
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If you get stuck with a steel rod through your body, play dead until your friends arrive then run around and forget about your pain. ~ abcd9432
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Monsters don't like to be filmed and will make sure that the one filming them dies. ~ ZombiejesusII
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A giant monster can sneak up behind you in central park. eEven your friends who are facing it can't see it till it's about to strike. ~ shawnakhan
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It's the end of the world, play Spongebob Squarepants. ~ thugz4real
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When you are a pilot on a helicopter and you are evacuating survivors, it is a good idea to fly next to the monster, instead of flying AWAY from it. ~ thugz4real
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Little spider things dropped by the monster aren't on the streets but in the tunnels. ~ thugz4real
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When you get attacked by the spider things, there's an escape nearby, and there's the military also. ~ thugz4real
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If all else fails, nuke the bastard. ~ thugz4real
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If a monster just attacked New York and you've got a new job waiting for you in Japan, you're experience will be valuable because Godzilla is waiting there for you. ~ agentdc7
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If your name gives any resemblance to an acronym like "Heads Up Display" you HAVE to hold the camera ~ Darkmolerman
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You will survive a helicopter crash. ~ jacobdfl
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After New York city is attacked, it takes about 3 hours to scramble the jets, and when they do, you're lucky to see more than two at a time. ~ amboo
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When the funny guy dies, the movie's over, folks. ~ Onthinice
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Shakey cameras, especially on the big screen will make you dizzy. ~ agentdc7
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Military personnel often disclose potential panic-inducing plans for the destruction of a city to injured civilians on a whim. ~ Tombo
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Being young and beautiful and vapid leads to bloody death doled out by a mysterious monstrosity from the sea. Heh heh! ~ Onthinice
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No need to panic, children - Sergeant I.M. Exposition will lead you to your exit, explain all of the classified plans the government has, including how and when they'll be executed, give you detailed information about when and how to exit the city, just the way it would happen In Real Life! ~ Onthinice
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When satellites (or whatever that was at the end) fall out of the sky, they wont burn up in the atmosphere. ~ thugz4real
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Never harbor second thoughts about your new job in Japan. It may displease your new boss and he may decide to pay you a visit. ~ thugz4real
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When the big monster that has tried to kill you the entire time gets carpet bombed yell as loud as you can, it totally won't hear it and attack you. ~ Darkmolerman
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Anything that lacks of a reasonable explanation is "horrible". ~ blogger de niro
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If you leave someone behind when a huge monster attacks the large city you are in, they will not only be the one person that did not get evacuated, but also the only civilian you will see (living or dead!) when you go back to find them. ~ wobusra
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If Manhattan gets attacked by a huge monster, 99% of the population will be able to get out of the city long before a single video camera battery runs low on power. ~ wobusra
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When a huge monster attacks a city of millions of people that have very few ways to get out, nobody will think to hide underground. They would rather be up in the streets with the monster or in the buildings that are being destroyed. I guess they don't want to be in the way in case a few amateur filmakers want to make a stupid film down there. ~ wobusra
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Deep sea animals are impervious to kinetic, heat and blast effects of military ordnance because of the 'extremely high pressure'. ~ Tombo
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A film has to have a beginning, a middle, but not necessarily an ending. ~ Tombo
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The first thing you do after the Statue of Liberty's head comes flying down your street: don't run like hell, take pics with your cell phone. ~ KDubbz
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When in a dark subway, don't be scared of little alien babies. Only fear the flaming hobo that may or may not appear. ~ PointMan528491
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Are the spider things its fleas? ~ LonelyShadow
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