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There used to be an inflatable black dude in the Mercedes, but it kept getting pulled over. ~ thugz4real
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Michael Jackson really is an alien! And he can be Agent M. ~ thugz4real
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Everyone who works at a post office is an alien. ~ thugz4real
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Will Smith has a tough time getting out of plastic pipes. ~ thugz4real
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Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands. ~ thugz4real
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The pretty lady tastes good, but the creepy guy tastes better! ~ thugz4real
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Will Smith dresses like he works at a funeral home. ~ thugz4real
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New York needs to get some of Will Smith's smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. ~ thugz4real
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Zed can float in mid air. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Agent K requested to be neuralized and return to normal civilization knowing that he will be needed in the future and brought back into the MiB anyways. ~ agentdc7
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A ball-chinian alien.......probably has balls on his chin. ~ agentdc7
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The noisy cricket got a lot weaker. ~ agentdc7
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The movie forgot about Johnny Knoxville 1/2 way in. ~ agentdc7
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Some aliens speak Beatbox. ~ agentdc7
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Using a giant neuralizer on the torch of the Statue of Liberty is sufficient for everyone in Manhattan because they will all be looking at it the exact moment you use it. ~ agentdc7
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Smacking into a subway light with your head going 50+ mph won't hurt. It won't even leave a mark. ~ agentdc7
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