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The body of Keanu Reeves takes some getting used to. ~ thugz4real
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When aliens molt they end up looking like Keanu Reeves ~ TiffYG2133
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Only John Cleese can convince Keanu Reeves to change his mind ~ thugz4real
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National Security means whatever you want it to mean. ~ thugz4real
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Alien self-replicating nanotech insects take six seconds to dismantle a stadium but several minutes to kill an irritating kid. ~ Tombo
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Aliens know about Noah's Ark as well. ~ Tombo
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The president is just too busy to speak or mess with an alien visitor from another world. So they send one fat lady in a lower department to handle it. ~ catmunch
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Aliens love to hang out at McDonald's. ~ catmunch
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They should have named the movie "Boring Alien Road Trip"! ~ catmunch
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It is not our planet. ~ thugz4real
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Aliens think Bach is beautiful. ~ thugz4real
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The military and their acronyms... ~ thugz4real
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"History has lessons to teach us about first encounters between civilizations. As a rule the less advanced civilization is either exterminated or enslaved. I'm thinking of Pizarro and the Incans, Columbus and the Native Americans, and the list goes on. Unfortunately in this case, the less advanced civilization is us." I guess she forgot about Colonial America versus the British Empire, or how India defeated the British...this list can go on too. ~ thugz4real
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In remakes it's important to play homage to the original with scenes like meeting the professor even though he doesn't do a whole lot. ~ agentdc7
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There somehow is a need for the kid to be updated with an really annoying back talking one. ~ agentdc7
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Thieves still like to steal from people having heart attacks. ~ agentdc7
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You can make a giant cool monster/robot become uncool and boring by turning it into a giant cloud..... like Galactus. ~ agentdc7
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Remakes aren't always a good thing. ~ agentdc7
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A soldier's initial reaction to an alien that's trying to shake hands with a human is to shoot it. ~ agentdc7
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When deactivating small electronic insects with an EMP, you may also stop mechanical devices, such as motor cars and oil derricks. ~ Tombo
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I think the Earth is still rotating. ~ agentdc7
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Even though the Aliens had an undercover chinese man living on earth for 70 years who said he loves humans and calls Earth his home, Keanu Reeves still wants to destroy everything. ~ thugz4real
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