#1

James Rhodes sure looks different. ~ agentdc7
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#2

The Iron Man suit is so perfectly made, you can wear an Armani Tux beneath it and come out without so much as a wrinkle. ~ JumpinJack
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#3

Even thought Tony Stark went through probably multiple tests to get used to and master the Iron Man armor's flight and weapon capabilities, Rhodey was able to master it on his first try. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Much less have the exact same measurements as him. ~ agentdc7

#4

In two consecutive movies, the bad-guys have managed to copy Tony's Arc Reactor design and build Iron Man type suits. I think it's safe to say that there actually is a reason to be concerned. ~ JumpinJack
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WRONG. In the first movie,he wasn't able to do it.Their best scientists in their best facilities had no idea how the fuck it worked,and,well, "Tony Stark build this in a cave,with a box of scraps" In the second movie,he was able to make it because his father made the original design,not because he copied it. ~ mrpops
Me personally, I'm getting a little tired of Iron Man offspring villains. ~ agentdc7

#5

Nothing like having a full suit of super-powered armor in a briefcase. ~ JumpinJack
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That's nothing. The Power Rangers had a full suit of super-powered armor in a device the size of a cell phone! ~ kvn8907

#6

Whipping your buddy's ass is much more fun when the DJ lays down a funky beat to it. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#7

Peeing in the Iron Man armor is awesome and easy. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#8

Parents will leave their kid at an expo if he's dressed like Iron Man, he can hack it. ~ avalanche719
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#9

You're in a foreign country and the three people closest in the world to you don't know you're going to spontaneously try your hand at racecar driving. Your arch-nemesis in Russia, however, knew this weeks in advance, allowing him to plot an elaborate plan of attack. ~ Adam
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Agreed. Good catch. ~ agentdc7
This is the best! Totally didnt realize that! Great one Adam! ~ Sassy

#10

The stupid robot is still hanging around the basement, screwing shit up. ~ JumpinJack
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#11

Every last boss has some kinda weak spot. For Whiplash, it's exposing his face for no apparent reason. ~ agentdc7
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I know that, but it still doesn't explain why he exposed his face and let it blow up in his face rather than shield it. ~ agentdc7
That wasn't his weak spot.... It was the energy released from both of the flight stabilisers being fired at eachother causing a huge backlash of Energy spreading perpendicular to the beam (to where Vanko was standing). ~ TheGnome

#12

If you don't wanna call him War Machine in the movie, always add a pun somewhere in there. Just like Abomination. Or Iron Monger. ~ agentdc7
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#13

Don't like what's on TV? Mute it. ~ avalanche719
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#14

If the Black Widow is that fast, flexible and graceful in a fight... *blush* ~ JumpinJack
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#15

Mickey Rourke still manages to look kick-ass tough with a bad pony-tail and pimpstache. ~ JumpinJack
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#16

Don't let the mild mannered persona from last movie fool you. Agent Coulson will taze your ass and then watch SuperNanny while you drool on the floor. ~ JumpinJack
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Maybe Supernanny is what distracted him so Tony could drive away for a moment. ~ agentdc7

#17

Vanko knows that's not his bird. His bird is half-drunk and has vodka on its breath. ~ JumpinJack
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Classic ~ kvn8907

#18

Somebody dropped a really heavy hammer in New Mexico. ~ agentdc7
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First one to have me laughing out loud so far hahaha! ~ Sassy

#19

S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't approve of superheroes hangin' out in donuts... ~ JumpinJack
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#20

If you don't give your Army buddy your super-suit so they can research and mass produce it, he'll just kick your ass at your birthday party and take it. ~ JumpinJack
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Wrong,he didn't come to take the suit.He came because his assistant asked him to,because Tony was drunk in the suit.He used the suit to try and stop him,and then ran off with it. ~ mrpops

#21

The going rate for a container of strawberries in Malibu is $6. They will however accept $50,000 watches for trade. ~ JumpinJack
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#22

Creating a new element is as easy as building a particle accelerator, focusing the beam, and cutting up half your workshop. Man, why didn't I think of that? ~ JumpinJack
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#23

If you're a superhero billionaire with some well-publicized eccentricities, the officials at the Monaco Grand Prix will let you yourself replace the driver that actually qualified to drive in the race. ~ JumpinJack
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#24

Natalie's (Natasha's) little turn of phrase was Latin for GTFO. ~ JumpinJack
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#25

A little Lithium Dioxide shot will clear up that nasty case of Palladium poisoning pretty quickly. ~ JumpinJack
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#26

The most damage getting hit by a car repeatedly is knock you out for 10 seconds, your legs will be fine. ~ agentdc7
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#27

That suitcase Ironman was really light weight. ~ agentdc7
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#28

You can survive your spine being twisted 180 degrees. ~ TankerCaptain
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Of course he can he is a Hardy american Marine!!! ~ TheGnome

#29

Robots still aren't smart enough to tell the difference between Iron man and a kid wearing an Iron man toy helmet. ~ agentdc7
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#30

Ivan Vanko can build things with a box of scraps too. Cave notwithstanding. ~ SomeGuy
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#31

Gary Shandling as a Senator? That's pretty tough to take seriously. ~ JumpinJack
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#32

Russian Cockatiels drink vodka too... ~ JumpinJack
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#33

Palladium poisoning will cause your chest and neck to look like a circuit board, unlike regular metal/blood poisoning that will just follow your capillaries and blood stream. ~ JumpinJack
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#34

If you appoint your Personal Assistant to be the new CEO of your multi-billion dollar company, expect a few people to be wondering about her capabilities and your sanity. ~ JumpinJack
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#35

I just want to be clear - Deadpool's (who is also the Green Lantern) real-life wife is the PA for the CEO of Stark Industries (who just may be Iron Man's girlfriend), and she's also a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent called The Black Widow assigned to observe Tony Stark? And the driver is actually the director? ugh... brain hurts... no more cross-movie/reality logic ever again. ~ JumpinJack
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Yeah, and you know that 1/2 shield Stark used to work on? It belongs to Captain America whose also a flying fireball called the Human Torch. ~ agentdc7

#36

Somewhere between the two movies, Tony Stark developed a little case of OCD. ~ JumpinJack
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#37

Posing after each guard you take down is totally necessary as long as you're hot. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Necessary? I don't know. Appreciated? Hell, yeah!! ~ JumpinJack

#38

Armed police at racing events won't do anything about a guy walking on the track demolishing the drivers. ~ avalanche719
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#39

No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language. ~ avalanche719
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#40

When a super smart bunker busting missile doesn't work, it will fart out of embarrassment. ~ agentdc7
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#41

Even in the movies, Bill O'Reilly is still calling everyone a pinhead. ~ HermanoBluth
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#42

It is way better to have all the action scenes at the end of the movie, rather than all the way throughout. ~ HermanoBluth
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#43

The smashed windows high above a large convention center will rain down as gentle, rounded pieces of glass that can't hurt anyone. ~ kvn8907
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#44

Tony Stark is so boss that he uses Captain America's shield to prop up his computer components. ~ Ace
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#45

People who didn't stay after the credits in the first movie will wonder why Samuel L Jackson shows up. ~ agentdc7
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#46

Rhodey went through "Punching Bag" and "Tackling Dummy" before settling on "War Machine" for his superhero persona... ~ JumpinJack
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#47

Tony wants one of those... ~ JumpinJack
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#48

Ivan Vanko really wants his bird, why not just give it to him? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#49

As the American people are aware, Tony Stark is very capable of pleasuring himself. ~ JumpinJack
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#50

We Canadians don't lock our doors at night. ~ JumpinJack
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WOOT! I was wondering when it would come up! XD I laughed so hard in the theater when I heard that line... ~ SainaTsukino

#51

Justin Hammer needs to lay off the spray tan. Especially on his hands... that's just creepy. ~ JumpinJack
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Thought I was the only one that noticed this!! Nice! ~ Ally

#52

Christine did a spread on (on, for, with) Tony last year... ~ JumpinJack
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#53

If Justin Hammer is in the room, it's a good idea to look elsewhere for a real "expert" in weapons technology. ~ JumpinJack
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#54

Nothing like a dirty martini served to you by a smokin' hot undercover spy. ~ JumpinJack
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#55

Pepper is allergic to strawberries... Don't bring them to her as a kiss-ass offering. ~ JumpinJack
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#56

Always check your mashed potatoes when you're in a Moroccan prison. ~ JumpinJack
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#57

NEVER give tech tips to the guy that copied your reactor design and tried to kill you. He WILL use it against you eventually. ~ JumpinJack
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#58

You don't want to be a test-pilot in the Hammer Industries Iron Man project. That guy didn't die, btw. ~ JumpinJack
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LOL... another sign I need professional help: I burst out laughing at that scene. ~ JumpinJack
Yeah, he just had his spine twisted 180 degrees. ~ agentdc7

#59

Sometimes those little pricks can be really annoying. What? I was talking about pinning a medal - what were YOU thinking? ~ JumpinJack
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#60

Nick Fury is keeping an eye on Tony Stark. ~ JumpinJack
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o./O- ~ kvn8907

#61

Rhodey was there first. Get a roof, will ya? ~ JumpinJack
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#62

The guy that can build a supersuit, synthesize a whole new element, and make out with his super-hot P.A./CEO without getting a harassment suit can't figure out how to make the perfect, battle-ending weapon more than a one-time deal? (I don't know how the making out thing ties in, but I'm pretty sure it's important.) ~ JumpinJack
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#63

The most effective way to serve Tony Stark with a subpoena is to send the hottie... ~ JumpinJack
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#64

Vanko's original Whiplash suit design made his flesh impervious to burns, flame and explosions, and allowed his body to withstand being crushed between a concrete guardrail and a Rolls. ~ JumpinJack
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That's because his plastic surgery makes him immune to such things. ~ agentdc7

#65

I'll never understand how a ginger got the nickname "Pepper". ~ JumpinJack
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Her name is Virginia, so "Ginny" would have served a fantastic dual purpose. ~ Ace

#66

If she was in the backseat of my car, getting changed into her skintight jumpsuit, I'd have a little trouble keeping my eyes on the road, too. ~ JumpinJack
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#67

The guy who created and uses the Iron Man armor to privatize world peace CLEARLY doesn't deserve to wear it, just because he decided to party it up on his birthday. Seriously, Rhodey. Don't be a party pooper. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#68

Palladium discharge taste like coconut with a hint of metal. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#69

Sinister laughters are always cool. Especially with shiny gold teeth. ~ agentdc7
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Jaws does it even without the laughter! ~ kvn8907

#70

When you have both good guys immobilized at either end of your power-whips, just stand there and watch them combine their powers so that they can beat you. ~ avalanche719
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#71

Nothing says "I'm dying" like an omelet. ~ HermanoBluth
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#72

If your father never even said he liked you for all the time he was living, a secret movie he hid away in which he describes you in words befitting a favorite machine is the first step towards making up for lost time ~ kvn8907
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#73

"Crossing the streams" solves all epic problems. ~ Adam
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I was totally thinking of that quote when I saw that part. ~ agentdc7

#74

Vanko sure likes his whips....that naughty boy! ~ TiffYG2133
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#75

Who needs a Hadron Collider when you're a super genius that can just build a particle accelerator in your basement. ~ JumpinJack
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#76

Captain America's shield makes a good shim for your particle accelerator. ~ JumpinJack
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#77

S.H.I.E.L.D needs Iron Man for the Avenger Initiative, they just don't want Tony so bad... ~ JumpinJack
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#78

It looks like the Koreans and Iranians have a long way to go with their Iron Man knock offs... ~ JumpinJack
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#79

Tony is Howard Stark's greatest creation... *tear* ~ JumpinJack
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#80

The in-flight meals on a Stark Industries private jet are pretty piss poor. ~ JumpinJack
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#81

Nothing like a little "beyond the grave" message from dad to get the ol' inventive juices flowing. ~ JumpinJack
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Like in the Lion King ~ SainaTsukino

#82

Stan Lee should never be confused for Larry King. Excelsior, True Believers!! 'nuff said. ~ JumpinJack
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#83

Driving the wrong way through the traffic at the Monaco Grand Prix isn't as difficult as one would imagine. Heck, if you've got Happy Hogan and a Rolls, anything is possible. ~ JumpinJack
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#84

Tony Stark somehow got the Mark I suit back. ~ agentdc7
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I remember Iron Monger smashed it to pieces. I guess it's just a display then. ~ agentdc7
Stane brought it back and had it in the Stark Industries lab (Sector 16, I think?). Despite the explosion, I would imagine it was probably in pretty good shape, and I imagine S.H.I.E.L.D. helped a bit... ~ JumpinJack
Didn't even notice that until you said. But now you mention it... ~ kvn8907

#85

Don't bump knuckles with a drunk Ironman. ~ agentdc7
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#86

Hugh Hefner looks like Stan Lee. Larry King looks like Stan Lee. Does that mean Hugh Hefner looks like Larry King? ~ agentdc7
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#87

Tony Stark can efficiently operate the Iron Man armor even under the influence of alcohol. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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During that seen I was sure someone's head was about to get blown clean off! ~ Sassy

#88

The US Air Force likes to keep all its big exepensive aircraft in one place. ~ TankerCaptain
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#89

At high altitude, it apparently takes 3 hours to cook an omelete. ~ avalanche719
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A gross looking one at that. ~ Sassy

#90

Big sections of a model won't fall out of a convertible when traveling at high speeds. ~ avalanche719
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#91

Nothing like playing with holograms all day! ~ avalanche719
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#92

Colonels in the United States Military have nothing better to do than to crash parties. ~ kvn8907
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#93

Always give the guy who tried to kill you advice on how to make his weapons even more powerful. ~ Adam
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#94

All Russian badasses are named Ivan. ~ Adam
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Even the ones not named Ivan are named Ivan. Yeah, you read that right. ~ SomeGuy

#95

When building any super suit powered by an arc reactor, be sure to keep your power source in full view and unprotected. ~ agentdc7
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#96

Pepper said no... :( ~ JumpinJack
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#97

Your army colonel buddy doesn't approve of you wearing your supersuit, getting liquored and doing champagne bottle skeet shooting at your birthday party. ~ JumpinJack
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#98

Unlike so many of their namesakes, the "Ex-Wife" really doesn't really cause a lot of damage. ~ JumpinJack
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#99

If your car gets blown up in a wicked firefight, the War Machine is a pretty good transportation alternative. ~ JumpinJack
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#100

Yeah, there's something pretty big going on in New Mexico. ~ JumpinJack
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#101

Stealing and weaponizing your buddy's Iron Man armor is all good and dandy until it gets hacked into and programmed to go after him against your will. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#102

People at the Hammer Expo actually like the Stark Expo more. ~ agentdc7
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#103

The standard car is Audi. ~ agentdc7
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#104

Lt. Col Rhodes can't just have one gun he wants it all. ~ TankerCaptain
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Granted, the stone club might work on the metal suits if you put enough momentum behind it. ~ Ace
Even the small guns which would be completely ineffective on metal suits, and just take up space. If the CEO of Hammer industries offered him a crossbow and a stone club, would he take that too? ~ kvn8907

#105

Don't think, drink. ~ avalanche719
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#106

Uncle Sam drinks iced tea. Hmm I kinda figured he was a beer man. ~ avalanche719
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#107

Iron Man wears crocs? I just lost a little respect for him. ~ avalanche719
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#108

You can get a sexual harassment charge just by looking. ~ avalanche719
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#109

Lieutenant Colonels in the Air Force drive Audis. ~ avalanche719
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#110

What harm can come from a little in house skeet shooting? ~ avalanche719
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#111

Journalists like to do spreads. ~ Adam
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#112

Queens is the new Manhattan. ~ Adam
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#113

Donuts are the perfect hangover cure. ~ Adam
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#114

None of the old elements working for you? Make your own element! ~ Ace
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#115

Blowing up two inch thick glass 100 feet over a crowds head, won't hurt them when it comes crashing down on their heads. ~Bob ~ Bob
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#116

Stable elements beyond Uranium can be cobbled together in a few minutes via lasers and prisms. ~ Tombo
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#117

Ironman, briefcases in disguise!!! ~ daveyboy189
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#118

If you turn your arc reactor into a triangle you would die from poisoning. ~ Totally R3allistic
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#119

It IS good to be back... ~ JumpinJack
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#120

Tony Stark is very eccentric... uh. understatement.... ~ JumpinJack
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#121

Justin Hammer can soft shoe like James Brown, but that still doesn't make him cool. ~ JumpinJack
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What? ~ kvn8907
What? ~ kvn8907

#122

The Iron Man suit has a water filtration system. ~ rkw0021
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#123

If a weapon takes a long time to present itself and be fired, its probably not going to work. ~ avalanche719
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#124

Nothing says "conversation" like constantly interrupting and talking over people that try to speak to you. ~ kvn8907
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#125

Justin Hammer can dance better than a drunk Tony Stark. ~ HermanoBluth
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#126

There's nothing as scary sounding yet perfectly harmless as an ex-wife. ~ Adam
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#127

Always invite your douchebag competitor who tries to sabotage you at every opportunity to debut his new product line at your expo--and never have anyone check those products out beforehand either. ~ Adam
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#128

Despite the fact that nuclear weapons are still infinitely more powerful, the presence of the iron man suit can bring about world peace. ~ Adam
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#129

Technology expos can attract as many hot women as geeky guys. ~ Adam
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#130

Ivan watches too much Predator. ~ Adam
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#131

The Iron Man suit has a filtration system. You can drink your own urine once it's been through there. ~ Ace
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#132

Hammer Tech's software shit. ~ agentdc7
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#133

If you feel compelled to put on your one of your buddy's Iron Man suits to stop him while he's drunk at his own party, go the extra mile and STEAL the thing. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#134

Leave it to the black man to intimidate everybody into getting out of the party. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#135

Never tell a super hot female government agent (in a video call) that you were dying... your girlfriend will surely find out in the party line... ~ kaizar
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#136

Hey, I want one of those too... ~ Parth
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#137

Ivan Arc Reactors only turn on when you expose it to light. ~ agentdc7
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#138

If you want to poop in Tony Stark's front yard, Ivan will help you. ~ agentdc7
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#139

There wasn't a next time for Terence Howard. :( ~ agentdc7
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#140

Prismatic accelerator beams will slice through walls, columns, and cabinets but not wires. ~ agentdc7
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#141

When you have a self-destruct mechanism on your suit, be sure to have it on a timer so your adversaries can have enough to time get away from you. ~ agentdc7
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#142

The National Guard didn't put in an order for Hammer's Drones. ~ Tombo
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#143

Stark thinks the War Machine look is 'too much'. ~ Tombo
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#144

Don't invite Tony Stark to a press conference without expecting to get your ass kicked. ~ MeThePerson
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#145

When robots are attacking you on clearly non desirable low ground, it's best to wait 30 seconds for them to come in, not use 3 seconds to take higher ground... ~ eliasrapp98
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#146

Mickey Rourke is one hell of a cool guy. He doesn't look at explosions. Twice! In one movie. ~ Szen
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#147

"He doesn't want to be disturbed." "He's downstairs." So he's downstairs and he doesn't want to be disturbed, is that it? Heck, Rhodes went for it anyway. ~ Szen
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#148

The new element shall be named Ironmanium. ~ Szen
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#149

Tony Stark still hasn't finished fixing Captain America's Shield!!! ~ daveyboy189
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#150

Don Cheadle and Terrence Howard always flip a coin to decide who gets to star as the black guy in the next movie - even sequels. Don Cheadle started using a double-sided coin. ~ pikasneeze
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#151

Ivan Vanko may have been sexually involved with his bird. ~ pikasneeze
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#152

Uh, Christine? Justin needs a slot. ~ JumpinJack
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#153

If you're a jaded Russian seeking revenge for the deaths of innocents, nothing furthers your mission so much as activating remote controlled robots, smashing all the windows 200 feet over a convention center, then firing missiles into a fleeing crowd. ~ kvn8907
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#154

An Iron Man suit's walkie talkie has better firewall protection than everything else about it. ~ Adam
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#155

Your failing health is best discussed with your love interest over a stuffed egg dish typically served at breakfast time. ~ Ace
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#156

Look, it's Don Cheadle. He's here. Deal with it. Let's move on. ~ SomeGuy
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