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#1

Pregnant women donīt float in water ~ AHA
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    #2

    Eating a tapirs balls is disgusting. I really, I mean really didn't know that ~ AHA
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    • He didn't season them yet. You gotta at least them marinate to let the flavour permeate throughout all the balls first, y'know? Or so I heard. ~ SomeGuy

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    #3

    A solar eclipse means that you are passed over to training practice instead of dying on a pyramid ~ AHA
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      #4

      Mayan people had really good stamina ~ AHA
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        Remember if Mayan "soldiers" chase you in a tropical forest, they cant see the jaguar chasing you ~ AHA
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        • And you'll be able to outrun it for a bit, until it decides to grab the nearest unfortunate victim, instead of you. ~ Pleiades Rising

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        #6

        If you climb a tree you have to be prepared for the jaguar ~ AHA
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          #7

          Running in a zig-zag way is very effective against enemies ~ AHA
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            #8

            Kukulkan was one grim Mayan deity ~ AHA
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            • Really, he's just a food snob. The Greek sun god was happy with barley or cows but nooooo, Kukulkan demands nothing less than beating human hearts! What a dick. ~ SomeGuy

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            #9

            G-string which was high fashion back in the Mayan civilization died with them, only to reappear on the Brazilian beaches after hundreds of years and for women. I think we misinterpreted the ancient texts in some way. Clearly they were made for men! ~ AHA
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              #10

              People afraid of stitches need to remember that we could be using the jaws of decapitated insects to hold their cuts closed instead. ~ SomeGuy
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                #11

                It worked for Conan, and it worked for Jaguar Paw; we as a people today need to use more swinging spike traps against people we dislike. ~ SomeGuy
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                  #12

                  Blue means death ~ AHA
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                    #13

                    Killing a generals son means he is going to chase you until death ~ AHA
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                      #14

                      Taking out the hearts of living "sacrifice" victims is a very easy matter done in seconds ~ AHA
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                        #15

                        Old women are no good in slave auctions ~ AHA
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                        • And you can enjoy the last two weeks of your life starving to death or dying from some disgusting disease. ~ Dora11740
                        • then age can save your freedom ~ Alaurien

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                        #16

                        Mentioning that someone is your father means that person will be killed immediately ~ AHA
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                          #17

                          You can run..and run..and run...and then keep running...without eating :D ...maybe in those times food was just a little optional -.-' ~ Alaurien
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                            #18

                            Before video games era, playing some hunting game required a serious effort. Especially in collecting players, and - damn - not everyone could play after the introduction! ~ Wujek Spenser
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