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Satan's son and his cronies all look like the angsty bunch you can find in the back of your local Hot Topic. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Internal combustion tickles. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Don't expect the other Ghost Rider to help you out when you make it to the big climatic battle. No, he'll just ride 500 miles alongside you in silence, toss you a shotgun, then send you on your merry way. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you have no soul, which your enemy needs to defeat you, by all means insert your body with thousands of them. What's the worst that could happen? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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So your basically immortal....what next....I know, a job being a stunt rider famous for surviving disastrous feats....sounds fun! ~ TiffYG2133
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The Devil can give you the power to become a fire-skulled hunter against evil with ease, but damned if he can take that power back. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Police officers, the best and first thing to do when trying to apprehend a suspect with a flaming skull who seems otherwise unarmed, is to run up, shout a brief warning for him to stop, and slap him across the face with your billy club. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Those badass elemental demons? They won't really use their powers to a high extent against you. The wind guy will just push you around a little bit, the water guy will just pull you underwater and choke you, and the earth guy won't use his powers at all; he'll just hit you with a truck. Some use they make of their powers! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Like this movie or not, there were two good things about it, and they both belonged to Eva Mendes. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Police will allow civilians to be present when pursuing a suspect. Even more, they'll allow a civilian to stride right into their line of fire once the suspect is within shooting range. And last, but certainly not least, they'll FIRE their weapons when said civilian is still in the line of fire. But it's okay; not one bullet from the berettas, shotguns, or machine guns, will hit her. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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"Drinking" jelly beans out of a martini glass makes for a quirky/eccentric character trait. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Cops don't need motive/probable cause, witnesses, or any of that police officer crap to suspect you of murder. All they need is a dropped license plate from your motorcycle. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Becoming a Ghost Rider will make you laugh. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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If a walking skeleton whose head is ablaze comes to rescue you while you're being mugged, don't react in fear, just politely thank him and continue on your way. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ghost Riders have a limited amount of transformations. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The Devil really needs to man up and keep his own punk-ass kids in line. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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*Gasp* Watch out, Ghost Rider! Your enemy's main power is poking people to death! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You can't catch the wind, but you can BURN it! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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