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Scandinavia looks deceptively similar to the Pacific coast of British Columbia. ~ SomeGuy
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Mead is an excellent loophole for drinking prohibitions. ~ SomeGuy
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Only an Arab would bring a dog to war. ~ SomeGuy
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Vikings understand Latin far better than they do Greek. ~ SomeGuy
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The Norse are in need of many gods, but they will still pray to all of them for your safe journey. ~ SomeGuy
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Kings learn to read and write quicker than common folk. ~ SomeGuy
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If you cannot lift something, simply grow stronger. ~ SomeGuy
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Give an Arab a sword and he'll make a knife. ~ SomeGuy
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Cow urine, boiled down, is great for cuts. ~ SomeGuy
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You hunt bears by going into their caves with spears. ~ SomeGuy
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A person, even a prince, will never live it down if he's famous for killing his own brother. ~ SomeGuy
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13 is a lucky number for Vikings. ~ SomeGuy
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Don't get grossed out if a girl puts cow pee on your face, for she will probably sleep with you later. ~ SomeGuy
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It's far easier to appreciate a Beowulf story if the hero isn't jumping around the mead hall naked. ~ SomeGuy
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Arabian ambassadors don't need Rosetta Stone software to learn new languages. ~ SomeGuy
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More engineering disputes need to end in sword duels. ~ SomeGuy
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In Scandinavia, it is socially acceptable to clean your face with another man's backwash. ~ SomeGuy
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You can defeat an entire army of beastmen by killing their mother and their general. ~ SomeGuy
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When given the choice of fighting a dragon or hundreds of mounted warriors with torches, sometimes the dragon is the one you'd rather fight. ~ SomeGuy
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Don't fall in love with someone else's woman. ~ SomeGuy
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If you plan to kill someone just to make a point, it's courteous to pay for his funeral. ~ SomeGuy
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Poison is a weapon for girls. ~ SomeGuy
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Don't walk in front of an archer. ~ SomeGuy
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When learning a new language, "pig-eating son of a whore" should always be one of the first things you learn. ~ SomeGuy
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Vikings can laugh about anything and everything. They're very cheerful in that sense. ~ SomeGuy
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"Ibn" means "son of". ~ SomeGuy
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Don't acknowledge a person that has come in dire need of assistance. They might not be real. ~ nee
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The Norse believed that the best way to reclaim their ancestral homeland is to send thirteen guys, one of them a foreigner, from potentially thousands of organized Neanderthals on horseback. ~ nee
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Sometimes it's better to just kiss the man that's refusing to take off his armour in the middle of a stealth mission. ~ nee
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How many Norse warriors does it take to eliminate a Neanderthal incursion? Twelve, with one Arab scholar as a good luck charm. ~ nee
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Arabs during the Viking age were really just Spaniards with heavy eye makeup. ~ nee
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It takes a few years of night raiding by Neanderthal thugs to convince the last Norse village standing to finally construct simple defenses like a moat and a presentable fence. ~ nee
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Peaceful Norse settlements can't keep a cow of that place. ~ nee
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The first thing the warriors thought when entering a village with no men between age 15 through 50 was in fact "Jackpot!" ~ nee
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