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If a dog craps on your yard, you have the right to staple its ass shut. ~ avalanche719
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You better go to a hospital after you've been blown up. ~ avalanche719
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You are never too old to dare each other into ringing your creepy neighbors doorbell! ~ bacon1489
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Ray has never seen anybody drive their garbage down the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. ~ avalanche719
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Cul-de-sacs suck, there's only one way out and the people are kind of weird. ~ avalanche719
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Creepy people don't take the fake photo out of the frames they buy. ~ avalanche719
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Old guys never leave the house without their hair. ~ avalanche719
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I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television. ~ avalanche719
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Never buy ice cream from a guy named Skip. ~ bacon1489
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Always remember if there is an awful stench in your neighborhood, just hang pine tree air fresheners off your porch. ~ bacon1489
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Old men give housekeeping and mail duties to brand new neighbors instead of the old ones. ~ avalanche719
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When you spend 18 months in the bush, you learn how to snap necks in a heartbeat. ~ avalanche719
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Its okay to break a credit card if its a $hit store anyway. ~ avalanche719
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If someones laying there with their eyes closed they just may be trying to get some sleep. ~ avalanche719
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Garbage mens only pick up garbage from cans, not off the street. ~ avalanche719
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The next step after night vision goggles is to bug the phones. ~ avalanche719
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It's OK to peel your neighbor's wallpaper off on a passing visit! ~ Macca MVP
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The kid next door's a meatball. ~ avalanche719
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In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma. ~ avalanche719
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You gotta goose these people every once in a while. You gotta give them a little shot, give them a little whack, let them know that you're there. ~ avalanche719
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Oh God, Art's got a gun. ~ avalanche719
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Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife? ~ avalanche719
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A man's furnace is his business. ~ avalanche719
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Green sky at night, neighbor take flight. ~ bacon1489
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Green lights make things more creepy. ~ Arielle139
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It's O.K. to shoot crows in the neighborhood with shotguns. ~ Arielle139
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Nobody knocks of an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it. ~ avalanche719
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Green sky at morning, neighbor take warning. ~ avalanche719
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