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If you're driving and the man who's trying to kill you appears in front of you, make sure to swerve off the road, you don't want to hurt him right? ~ avalanche719
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If you need to stay awake, by all means take a nice, relaxing bubble bath. ~ avalanche719
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Asian males are so tech-savvy that they can still hit the "upload" button even in death. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Pills that you've been one since you were 15 will run out of refills when you need it most. ~ avalanche719
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You can post videos even after you've been killed in you sleep while filming. ~ avalanche719
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Maybe you should take a few days off from swim practice when you haven't slept for days. ~ avalanche719
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Don't scream if you haven't been cut yet, it'll only piss Freddy off. ~ avalanche719
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If your waitress is ignoring you, by all means follow her. Don't pour yourself a cup of coffee, that's her damn job. ~ avalanche719
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If a guy says nothing will hurt and has knives on his fingers you know he's telling a lie. ~ BJ 40
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Whenever Freddy Krueger touches metal, sparks fly. ~ khoipond
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If its your first night in jail, you get the top bunk, no questions asked. ~ avalanche719
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Don't try to pet a dog if you have knives for fingers. ~ avalanche719
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After a girl your sleeping with is violently killed in her sleep, just run away, maybe it'll prove that you're innocent. ~ avalanche719
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When parents want you to forget something that happen in the past, they won't destroy all the evidence. They'll just hide it somewhere. ~ avalanche719
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Even in death, pedophiles enjoy a good game of hide and seek. ~ avalanche719
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If someone says they can't draw good, make them bring their work to you instead of going to their special place. ~ avalanche719
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Night shift pharmacists are d*cks. ~ avalanche719
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A hallway full of blood is Freddy's idea of a 'wet dream'. ~ avalanche719
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Preschool teachers let the children hang out unsupervised with the creepy gardener who lives in the basement. ~ avalanche719
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If you're being attacked in your dreams, setting the house alarm will help. ~ avalanche719
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The brain functions for seven minutes after the heart stops, therefore more time to play. ~ avalanche719
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In the mind of the filmmakers, a jump scare per every three minutes = quality horror. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Freddy wants to lick your face. ~ khoipond
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Preschool girls in the 90s liked playing with toys from the 50s. ~ Seandeci
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If you see a man who's burned and has knives on his fingers find help. ~ BJ 40
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Let's kill a man because he wasn't brought to jail for his crimes. ~ BJ 40
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If you are killed by people come back from the dead and take revenge by killing their kids. ~ BJ 40
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Adrenaline really isn't that effective... ~ avalanche719
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The Asian kid will always be the one with an internet video log. ~ avalanche719
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Slashing a killer's throat shouldn't be the final step. You should always chop him into more pieces. ~ avalanche719
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Johnny Depp's death was way better. ~ avalanche719
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Instead of every family going their own seperate ways after an incident, some will stay in the same town. ~ avalanche719
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The preschool is on the other end of town (AKA in the middle of nowhere). ~ avalanche719
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Nobody gets suspicious about the middle aged man that all the kids like until they start seeing and hearing things. ~ avalanche719
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When your dreams take you to strange places, your "dream self" will feel the need to go exploring. ~ avalanche719
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Being tossed around a room many times won't draw any blood, none at all. ~ avalanche719
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Preschool dress code dictates 1950's style attire. ~ avalanche719
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Nancy's too emo to even APPEAR frightened by Freddy. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Freddy touched us when we were little-- wait, no he didn't--- wait, yes he did! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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In the 1990s, flashlights are for suckers! Instead, have a kerosene lantern in the maintenance room for emergencies. ~ Seandeci
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If you are on pills and doses of adrenaline designed to keep you awake, you will fall asleep at the same time as the girl who refused to take any of these. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Don't let Freddy Krueger pet your dog. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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When you say F**k you to the guy who used to abuse you as a kid, expect him to perversely wisecrack at your expense. ~ Nikki
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Gigablast is actually a website. ~ avalanche719
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If you're attacked in a grocery store, it will be in the first aid aisle. ~ avalanche719
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Store staff will not question you when an aisle is destroyed and products are everywhere. ~ avalanche719
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Don't think about arming yourself until you're in the killers "cave." ~ avalanche719
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Its relatively easy to escape hospitals. ~ avalanche719
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Freddy kills in the same manner as the predator; sharp objects and hanging up victims by their feet. ~ avalanche719
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Abandoned buildings have highly flammable floors and walls. ~ avalanche719
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If you're money is crumpled up in your pocket, you'll have the full amout needed and then some for your bill. ~ avalanche719
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Instead of knocking, just bang around on the outside of a house, it won't freak a girl out or anything. ~ avalanche719
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If you find a nurses cart full of life saving adrenaline doses make sure you don't take more than one each. There's only about 20-30 minutes of film to stay awake through anyway. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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The police don't have the observational skills needed to search an accused Pedophile's "home" and find a hidden room, when a 17 year old kid can. ~ ZombiejesusII
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Freddy keeps dresses (in correct size btw) readily available so he can reenact the old times accurately. ~ avalanche719
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Some kids wait until there's three seconds left to find a place to hide when playing hide and seek. ~ avalanche719
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Attics suck. Always. ~ avalanche719
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You parents will keep everything from the tragic incident in a neatly marked box, instead of burning it. ~ avalanche719
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Don't follow body bags. ~ avalanche719
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Freddy doesn't mind the occasional scissor to the eye. ~ avalanche719
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If a girl rejects your date invitation, tell her to go to sleep so she'll die. ~ avalanche719
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If a girl questions your religious beliefs, hide evidence of said beliefs. ~ avalanche719
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When you haunt peoples dreams give them a lot of freak out moments. ~ BJ 40
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Freddy's face is only 2% CGI. ~ BJ 40
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Freddy Krueger is a pedophile according to the 21st century. ~ khoipond
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If a whole group of people kill a man, they will be investigation or charges filed. ~ avalanche719
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Nancy moves a little too fast for Freddy's taste. ~ avalanche719
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If you're trying to get a girl to date you, you probably shouldn't bash her job. ~ avalanche719
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Dream world, real world, Freddy's one guy you don't want to f*ck with. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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if a gardner rapes you.......you'll just forget........ ~ mannerino
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the fact that a bunch of people, in the same small town area, that all went to preschool together are being killed, doesn't seem to be newsworthy and that information is only brought to light when searching for your classmates on-line. ~ ZombiejesusII
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When Freddy Krueger, the dream demon, makes himself look like the victim in your son's nightmare, please have something to back up your shoot-first-ask-questions-later actions because he might just be convincing enough for your son to hysterically accuse you of murder and go off and do something stupid. ~ Nikki
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Your mouth says no but your body says yes. ~ jacobdfl
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Don't trust your dream self when they say you gotta hide, they'll take you right to Freddy. ~ avalanche719
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Some people won't leave class after having a freak out. ~ avalanche719
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If your new cellmate is freaking out, request a new cell. ~ avalanche719
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If a guy is freaking out while holding a knife to his neck, punch him in the leg. He might be dreaming. ~ avalanche719
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If there's a bloodied pig's head in a diner kitchen, get the hell out instead of investigating further. ~ avalanche719
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Its always best to make someone remember what you did to them before you kill them. ~ avalanche719
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Freddy just wants a girlfriend. ~ avalanche719
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Whenever one says "why don't you just f*cking die?", they put a nail in their own coffin. ~ avalanche719
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Instead of using adrenaline to wake a girl up right off the bat, shake her around for a minute or so. ~ avalanche719
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Kill a dream killer the same way he died before, he won't really die. ~ CyborgCoralian
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I didn't know that single moms that were flight attendants had such nice houses. ~ Dirtleg79
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Freddy looks like Kenny Chesney here. ~ Dirtleg79
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Burning yourself does not keep you awake. Just ask Jennifer from A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 if it does. ~ Dirtleg79
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Rich kids don't have the internet, instead they go to libraries. ~ Dirtleg79
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Remember kids don't use the prob glove by cutting you grandma because your peas are cold then show it on you tube. ~ BJ 40
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