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After you've been stabbed a few times in a duel it's probably time to apologize. ~ NateSean
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There can be only one. ~ NateSean
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An actor with the words "I Love Scotland" tattoed can keep a straight face when asking, "What's Haggis?" ~ NateSean
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Cops are dicks and love to make a ton of gay jokes. ~ The Superior
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That sensation you're feeling...it's the Quickening! ~ NateSean
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Fasil will not wait. ~ NateSean
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Kate wants Connor in one piece and everyone knows what piece that is. ~ NateSean
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If your head comes away from your neck it's over. ~ NateSean
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You've been alive for four and half centuries, pssht. Everyone has their problems. ~ NateSean
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Love is for poets. ~ NateSean
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It's a kind of magic. ~ NateSean
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Who wants to live forever? ~ NateSean
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It's better to burn out than to fade away. ~ NateSean
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When flashing back to the last time you had a party, the flashback doesn't have to have an actual party. ~ The Superior
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Duels end by just one guy being shot even though he didn't die. ~ The Superior
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The police's one CSI happens to be a sword expert. ~ The Superior
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A Toledo Salamanca is worth a million bucks. Any antique dealer on Hudson Street could deal you that. ~ The Superior
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Wrestling is just like the Highlander Clan Wars. ~ The Superior
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Conner's from lots of different places. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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If you want to be the front man for a death metal group, you can slice your throat open to improve your voice. ~ bourbonphantom
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